WNW's Theme hits, then Friday's Theme hits..."FRIDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTIN'!!!" (Not Elton John, WNW's Rock Version, lol.) It ends as fireworks explode through out the D.C. Arena to cheering fans and JR and Coach taking their seats...
JR: Well, hello everyone!
Coach: Ha ha...Yeah! HI!
JR: Well, after the nGo assualt on us we decided to be nice untill our match, and let all the anger come out there!
Coach: No doubt, I TOTALLY agree with you, JR! You are SOOO smart!
JR: Cut the crap, let's get to our matches!
Finkel: The first contest tonight is a Bra and Panites Match, and if the challenger wins she will be allowed to join The Killa Squad...
Molly Holly's Theme hits to mostly cheers from the Crowd...
Finkel: Making her debut in the WNW ring, the challenger...JULIA!
Julia gets into the ring, ready to rumble...
The nGo Theme hits to a huge respones from the Crowd...
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!
Scooby gets into the ring, and raises her hands to a lot of boo's, as Julia turns her around, to start the match...
DING! DING! DING!
Coach: Remember, if Julia loses, she IS NOT in The Killa Squad.
JR: Don't worry, she'll win that nGo BITCH!
Julia is Super Kicked by Scooby, who then goes for her shirt! Julia gets up though, and keeps her shirt on! Scooby grabs her ant sends her to the ropes, going for a Closeline, but Julia ducks it and goes off another set, to send her heels crashing into Scooby's cranium with a Spinning Heel Kick! Julia then goes for Scooby's pants, but is kicked at, so she stops.
JR: Seems even so far!
Coach: Just as your hand is with the table...THANK GOD!
Scooby gets to her feet making sure her pants are still on tight, only to be Dropkicked from behind from Julia! Julia then grabs Scooby's shirt and RIPS IT OFF!
Crowd cheers...
JR: Aww...nasty!
Coach: Remember...JR's gay!
JR: No I'm not!
Coach: You don't wanna cheat on your wife by undressing Misguided Angel with your eyes?
Julia goes uptop as Scooby gets to her feet, looking for her shirt, wanting to put it back on. She turns to Julia, only to be Hurricanranaed to the canvas.
JR: It's been Julia...Julia...JULIA this WHOLE match!
Coach: Nice to know...
Julia goes back uptop, looking to finish off Scooby, but Scooby is too smart for that and grabs Julia, before she can fly off. She then crawls uptop, with Julia in a Powerbomb position, and flies off SLAMMING JULIA TO THE MAT FOR A POWERBOMB OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! Scooby then TAKES OFF BOTH JULIA'S SHIRT AND PANTS, EXPOSING HER LIKE A BITCH! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...SCOOBY!
Crowd boo's...
JR: Well, Julia ain't gonna be in The Killa Squad!
Coach: Either are you, thank God also!
JR: Well at least I'll be in WNW, after I kick your ASS AT THE BATTLE ROYAL!
Coach: Fat chance...We'll be right back!
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~The Battle Royal Commercial~~~
When the Show comes back, JR and Coach are having a arm wrestling competition.
Finkel: The next match is a Strap Match...
Crowd cheers as "Hello Deli" hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Cole Slaw gets in the ring, and gets his strap strapped to his wrist, ready to go...
Suddenly, The Prez appears on The WNWTron. Crowd boo's...
Prez: Well, earlier today, I was told that this guy...Cerberus...Well, he didn't show up!
Crowd boo's some more...
Prez: Now, Cole Slaw...You need to take up this lost show time. Thank you for being here for me...YOU SUCK! Oh, and by the way...Thanks, Cerberus...YOUR FIRED!
The Tron fades as The Cole Slaw Kid is handed a mic by Finkel...
TCSK: Well, looks like I'm gonna go back to my Deli and make a sandwhich for you Prez, since you are my next victim!
Crowd cheers!
JR: Rrrrrrrrr...Uhh!
Coach: YES! I BEAT YOU, YOU OLD PRUNE!
TCSK: Then, I'll have to invite over a mouse, to make a sandwhich for Lizzy, cause she is pure skin and water! Ha ha...Prez, you may have a crush on her, and let her into your company, but not only will I kick her skrawny ass, I'll kick yours!
Crowd: COLE SLAW KID! COLE SLAW KID! COLE SLAW KID! COLE SLAW KID!
TCSK: "Countdown"! I know we have had our differences in the past, but I think tonight, when the stables collide, I'll make it even by helping out you! What do you say! HOW ABOUT A TRUCE, DANIELS?
Coach: HE'S JOINING THE KILLA SQUAD?
Crowd is going wild...
TCSK: Well, "Countdown"...I hope to see you tonight, and we can take DOWN THE PREZ! PREZ, YOU NEED TO REMEMBER TWO THINGS...First...NEVER LEAVE COLE SLAW OUT! And second...COLE SLAW...
TCSK and The Crowd: GREAT SIDE DISH, BETTER WRESTLER!
Crowd cheers as "Hello Deli hits, and The Cole Slaw Kid makes his way to the back...
Coach: Well be right back!
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Wednesday Commercial~~~
When the show comes back Finkel is in the ring, ready to go as JR and Coach have a thumb war...
Finkel: The following match is a Thumbtack Match, and it is for The WNW European Championship!
Crowd cheers...
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...PUNKY!
Crowd cheers as Punky gets in the ring.
JR: AH HA! I HAVE THE QUICKER EYE!
Coach: DAMMIT!
JR: YOU SUCK!
Coach: BEST 2 OUT OF 3 SAYS "YOU SUCK"!
JR: YOUR ON!
"Drips" by Eminem hits...
Crowd boo's more than usual...
Coach: Rrr! That was close, JR. Did you notice that this could soon be a 4 Way WAR?
JR: Another close one, no, what do you mean BITCH?
Coach: Well, ahh, almost had your can...The Killa Squad Versus nGo Versus D-Generation X Versus The Warriors of The Apocalypse!
JR: Oh...Well...RRRRR!!!!
Coach: GOT YA!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 292 pounds...he is The WNW European Champion...SNAKE EYEZ!
Crowd boo's as Snake Eyez gets into the ring, there is two pouches of thumbtacks, one in each corner...
DING! DING! DING! Punky runs up to Snake Eyez and kicks him in the gut, she puts his head between her legs and tries to lift him up for a Powerbomb...Snake Eyez does a 360 from under her, and practictly starts you-don't-wanna-know! She takes him out from under her legs and Bitch Slaps him to the cavas...Quick Cover...1...2...Kick out!
JR: SHE'S GONNA BE THE NEW CHAMPION!!!
Coach looks to the ring to have his thumb slammed flat by JR.
JR: YES! I WIN AND YOU SUCK!
Coach: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!
Coach gets up and takes down JR, as usual.
Snake Eyez and Punky are up in the ring now, as Snake Eyez gets a clean DDT on Punky, he rolls her up...1...2...Kick out by Punky! Snake Eyez gets to his feet and goes to the ropes, as Punky gets up, she is SPEARED INTO THE ROPES!
Crowd: OWWW!
Snake Eyez then goes to the nearest corner and grabs a bag of thumbtacks! He grins and chuckles to himself as he spills them all over the ring, and then gives the Crowd a "WHOOPS!" look...
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
Punky sneaks up behind Snake Eyez and SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH THE PUNKY BOMB, RIGHT ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!
Crowd: OOWWWWWW!!!
Coach: DID YOU SEE THAT JR? SHE HURT HERSELF TO SLAM DOWN THAT HORNEY FUCKER...COME TO THINK OF IT, JR, HE'S JUST LIKE YOU!
Back in the ring, Snake Eyez has a big grin on his face, as he enjoys the pain. Suddenly, Punky pins him in the Cover...1...2...The Ref slams down on a few Thumbtacks and yelps, jumping up and down like a baby!
Crowd laughs and boo's...
Coach: At least it ain't a screw over like in WWE...
Punky then gets up and grabs The Ref, Powerbombing him to the mat. As she does that Snake Eyez pours out the rest of the Thumbtacks. She turns around...She sees her opportuinity to Powerbomb him, she runs up to him, only to BE SNAKE ATTACKED ONTO ALL THE THUMBTACKS, as a new Ref runs to the squared circle...Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd boo's some more!
Finkel: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...AND STILL WNW EUROPEAN CHAMPION...SNAKE EYEZ!
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!
Coach: JR VERSUS COACH!
JR: NO, PREZ VERSUS NICK DANIELS FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE!
Coach: AND JR VERSUS COACH IN MERCY!
JR: LET'S GO, BITCH!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for falls anywhere, and is for The WNW Hardcore Championship...
Crowd unleashes it's energy by mouth...
"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube hits to a loud ovation...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 179 pounds...the Leader of The Killa Squad...he is The one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
"The Countdown" gets into the ring, as JR almost cries "Mercy!".
nGo Theme hits to an ovation of boo's...
Finkel: And making his way to the ring...accompianated by HIS TEAM THE NEW GENERATION OUTSIDERZ...
Coach: WHAT?
JR: HEY!...RRRRRRR! MERRRRRRCYY! I GIVE UP!
Finkel: ...The WNW Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion...THE PREZ!
Crowd boo's to see The nGo, all ready to go! Even Hogan!
DING! DING! DING! Suddenly, "Countdown" smiles as The Killa Squad runs out, along with their new member...THE COLE SLAW KID!
Crowd cheers...
The Beast and The Game go at it, Scooby, Hogan, and Moody go at it, JR and Coach go at it, and that leaves The Cole Slaw Kid and "The Countdown" Nick Daniels Versus The PREZ! The Prez runs at them for a Double Spear, only to recieve a Double Team Suplex! They then stomp on him repeatedly untill "Countdown" stops him, to go for a Cover! Cover...1...2...Hogan from behind! Hogan holds his ribs, as he looks at The Cole Slaw Kid! TCSK grabs the chair from the hurting Hogan...
Crowd cheers...
Coach: MERCY!!!!
JR: HA HA!! HOOOAAA, WHAT THE FLYING HELL??????
WHAMMMMM!!!! "THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS IS BASHED INSIDE OUT BY THE COLE SLAW KID WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!!!! Cole Slaw Kid then places The Prez over "The Countdown"...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is YOUR WINNER...AND STILL WNW HARDCORE CHAMPION...THE PREZ!!!
TCSK then rips his "Deli" shirt to reveal a nGo T-SHIRT!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The nGo Theme hits, as The Game and Scooby get into the ring, as the nGo raise their hands in "victory".
JR: Those bastards...
Coach: Well, it's only one battle, they haven't won the war!
JR: But their growing into the triple digits, and The Killa Squad is only 3 people!
Coach: Well, what is next for The Killa Squad?
...Show ends as The Prez beats on "The Countdown" some more, as The Camera shows the other Killa Squad members layed out, outside of the ring.