WNW's Theme hits, then Friday's Theme is played also...As it begins to fade, the fireworks crash all over the arena, the fans go nuts, and JR and Coach take their seats...
JR: WHAT A CONTROLVERSIAL WEDNESDAY WE HAD!
Coach: The WNW Superstars were rioting so bad, that The Prez took HIM AND LIZZY OUT OF THE BATTLE ROYAL!
JR: Tonight, we will find out who the other two Superstars will be competeing in it.
Coach: Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Cole Slaw Kid, and Scooby are in so far...
Finkel: The first contest tonight is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd cheers as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...PUNKY!
Punky gets into the ring, and smiles, as her opponent comes out...
Molly Holly's Theme hits...
Finkel: And her opponent, making her way to the ring...JULIA!
DING! DING! DING! Julia runs up behind Punky and Dropkicks her down! Punky gets to her feet mad, and kicks Julia in the gut, brings her up, and slams her to the mat for a nice Powerbomb! Cover...1...2...Kick out by Julia.
JR: That was a nice Powerbomb, I'm surprised she can lift her up and slam her down like that...
Coach: These women are tough, JR...
Julia slowly gets to her feet, she runs at Punky and gets a Spinning Heel Kick knocking her down. Julia then jumps uptop and waits for Punky! Punky gets to her feet! JR: JULIA-GO-ROUND!
WOA! Julia flys off, only to be locked into a Sleeper from behind!
Crowd cheers...
JR: Well, I'll say, that was impresive, jumping behind her like that...
Coach: Whatever, JR. We all know your stupid anyways!
Ref brings up Julia's arm, and it drops...1! He brings it up again, and it drops...2! He brings it up again, and some of The Crowd is cheering on Julia to get up...IT DROPS! 3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner...PUNKY!
Coach: Ok...
JR: We'll be right back!
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~The Battle Royal Commercial~~~
JR: Well, first the girl comes in, and takes out the women, with the help of The Prez...
Coach: Then, after they beat down The Cole Slaw Kid, we thought we had seen the last of him...
JR: But, tonight...The Cole Slaw Kid is BACK! And this match is gonna STILL go down!
A "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leapord and nGo Theme Remix hits to loud boo's.
Finkel: Making her way to the ring, the challenger...Accompianated by The Prez...Representing The New Generation Outsiderz...LIZZY!
Crowd: BOOOOO!
JR: What is The Prez doing out here? Is he gonna cheat again?
"Hello Deli" hits to mostly cheers...
Finkel: And making his way to the ring, her opponent, weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!
JR: The Crowd doesn't know what to think anymore...
The Cole Slaw Kid gets into the ring with Lizzy and The Prez, as The Ref orders The Prez out of the ring! He then signals for the bell...
DING! DING! DING! Lizzy goes after TCSK only to be Closelined to the mat. Cole Slaw then goes off another set of ropes to drop the elbow on Lizzy, but Lizzy moves! WHAM! Cole Slaw Kid hits the mat...Lizzy begins to laugh at him.
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!
JR: SHE IS JUST A RUDE LITTLE GIRL ISN'T SHE?
The Prez, outside of the ring, points at JR and yells at him to shut his trap!
Coach: You better shut up, JR, or we're gonna be gang beaten again!
JR: Oh, yea, like that was my fault!
Coach: It was!
When The Cole Slaw Kid gets to his feet, holding his elbow, he is jumped on from behind by Lizzy, who then puts him into a Head Lock. TCSK gets out of it though, and pushes her to the ropes. When she comes back at him, he tired to grab her a do a move to her. But she stops before he can grab her. He then looks at her, thinking he just slammed her to the mat and gets SMACKED!
Crowd: OWWWW!!
JR: Is it over?
Lizzy goes for the Cover as The Prez is whacked from behind with a purse!
Crowd laughs and cheers...
JR: IT'S GRANDMA!
1...2...OWW! GRANDMA FROM BEHIND ON LIZZY! The Prez by now is on his feet with an evil grin on his face...Grandma then taunts Lizzy as she gets to her feet. Lizzy goes to SMACK HER TOO, BUT SHE IS TURNED AROUND BY THE COLE SLAW KID, WHO HOOKS HER UP, AND SLAMS HER DOWN FOR THE SANDWICH SUPLEX! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Here is your WINN...
Finkel runs out of the ring, like a baby, as The Prez gets in with a steel chair, and whacks GRANDMA FROM BEHIND!
Crowd: OWWW!
JR: POOR OLD LADY IS GONNA BE CRIPPLED!
TCSK is taking dressing packages out of his pockets, he begins to open them, and he is about to pour dressing all over Lizzy! WHAMMMM! THE PREZ KNOCKS OUT TCSK, HITTING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AT FULL FORCE!
The nGo Theme hits as The Prez helps Lizzy to her feet...
JR: THOSE STUPID LOVE BIRDS!
Coach: I think it's funny, I mean, look who got the LAST LAUGH!
JR: Well, I do know these four will meet in the ring soon, and it ain't GONNA BE PRETTY!
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~Wednesday Commercial~~~
Finkel: The next match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for The WNW Women's Championship...
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...TRISH STRATUS!
Raven's Theme hits...
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...The WNW Women's Champion...FRANCINE!
Trish looks at Francine, Francine gets into the ring and gives her a smirk...
DING! DING! DING! Francine throws a punch at Trish, and Trish tries to tackle her down. The Ref stops this and tells them that isn't how a wrestling match is fought. The Ref moves out of the way and Trish punches Francine, right in the nose, causing it to bleed. She then throws her to the ropes. Francine comes flying back, only to recieve a hard JAW BREAKER!
JR: She's trying to give her as much pain in that nose at she can...
Trish then hits down Francine, and gets the Cover...1...2...Kick out by Francine! Trish then waits for Francine to get to her feet, then goes off of the ropes at her looking for a Spinebuster, but instead she is turned up and slammed down for the Tombstone Pildriver! Cover by Francine...1...2...Kick out by Trish!
Coach: That was close!
Francine pulls Trish up, and brings her up high for The Spilcoli Driver! WAIT! NO! STRATUSFACTION! WHAM! Cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd cheers in approval...
JR: YES, BABY!
Coach: AWW, MAN! I WANTED HIM TO RETAIN!
JR: HIM?
Coach: Whoops! She just looks so much like a guy...
Finkel: Here is YOUR WINNER...AND NEWWW WNW WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TRISH STRATUS!
JR: The first ever Women's Champion, is reigning again!
~~~Commercials~~~
JR: The next match will be HELL!
Coach: I agree!
JR: Coach, I can't wait to see you GONE!
Finkel: The next match is scheduled for a 10 count down, and is a Last Man Standing Match for both Battle Royal Qualifying and The WNW European Championship...
JR: This match is gonna be good!
"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Leader of The Killa Squad...weighing in at 179 pounds...he is one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
"Drips" by Eminem hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW European Champion...SNAKE EYEZ!
DING! DING! DING! Snake Eyez takes down "The Countdown" with a Spear! 1...2...When "The Countdown" gets back up he runs at Snake Eyez only to recieve a DDT! 1...2...Daniels jumps to his feet, and when Snake Eyez gets up he kicks him right in the jaw for a Super Kick!
Crowd: OWW!
JR: Ouchie...
"The Countdown" taunts the Crowd only to turn around right into a surprise Swanton Bomb from Snake Eyez! 1...2...3...
Crowd cheers...
JR: How come he's getting out of the ring?
Coach: He probably wants something to help him along his way, JR!
"The Countdown" rolls out of the ring, and grabs a steel chair. He taunts the Crowd with it and they cheer loudly. Daniels gets into the ring, and is still taunting the Crowd, when he turns around he has the chair punched into his FACE!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Ref: 1...2...3...4...5..."The Countdown" begins to get to his feet...6...LOW BLOW ON SNAKE EYEZ!
Daniels: Take THAT YOU HORNEY FREAK!
JR: Did he just call him what I think he called him?
Coach: Yes, JR. He said go have fun with Jim Ross! HA HA HAAA!
JR: Be quite!
Ref and Crowd: 1...2...3...4...5...Snake Eyez gets up and Low BLOWS "THE COUNTDOWN"!
Crowd: Boooooo!!!
Ref and Crowd: 1...2...3...4...5...6..."The Countdown" hits Snake Eyez with the chair in the legs. Snake Eyez falls over, and "Countdown" gets up and begins beating him with the steel chair! OVER! OVER! AND OVER AGAIN!
Crowd is cheering like mad...
Ref: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...SNAKE EYEZ GETS UP JUST IN TIME, BUT IS JUSTICE DROPPED BY NICK DANIELS ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
Crowd: OWWW!
JR: It has to be over...
Daniels hasn't had enough fun yet! He picks up Snake Eyez, and swings him to the ropes! Snake Eyez comes back, and helplessly is hit in the gut with the chair, causing him to bend over, holding his stomache! WHAM! STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK! Ref and Crowd: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! The Ref signals the bell...DING! DING! DING!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Here is YOUR WINNER, AND YOUR NEW WNW EUROPEAN CHAMPION..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
JR: Two titles have changed hands tonight, we'll be right back...
Coach starts arguing with JR!
~~~Commercials~~~
Finkel: Tonight's MAIN EVENT IS A BATTLE ROYAL QUALIFYING MATCH and it is scheduled FOR ONE FALL!
The nGo Theme hits...
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 278 pounds...Representing the nGo...THE GAME!
"Ruff Ryders Anthem" by DMX hits...
Finkel: And making his way to the ring, the opponent...weighing in at 340 pounds...Representing the Killa Squad...THE BEAST!
The Game walks up to the rock solid Beast, and stares him down...
JR: He isn't scared of him one bit!
DING! DING! DING! The Game and The Beast start talking crap to each other! The Game points at himself and yells something at The Beast, but it isn't heard cause The Crowd is going wild!
JR: I'm glad The Prez made this match, it's gonna be good!
The Beast suddenly kicks The Game in the gut and lifts him up about to slam him down for a HUGE POWERBOMB! But The Game "out games" The Beast and SLAMS HIM HEAD FIRST FOR A REVERSE DDT!
JR: He likes doing that, doesn't he?
Coach: Yep! HA HA!
The Beast gets up all mad, and starts going nuts already, he swings The Game to the corner and starts beating the crap out of him with his fists. He then swings him back to the other corner, and slams him WHOLE BODY INTO HIM! He then goes back and forth into The Game, untill The Game falls flat on his face!
JR: MAN! THE GAME GOT TAKEN OUT!
The Beast looks at The Game, and catches his breath. He then looks to the Crowd and taunts them!
Crowd: BEAST! BEAST! BEAST! BEAST!
The Game slowly begins to get up, as The Beast taunts the Crowd from the second rope. The Beast gets down, and sees The Game getting to his feet, so he runs and dives into the ropes, he comes back, but doesn't see The Game!
JR: He's playing mind games with him AGAIN!
The Beast is then Diamond Cuttered from behind, hard to the mat. Beast begins to hold his neck like it was injured!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
JR: Uh, oh!
The Game then locks the Torture Rack on The Beast!
Coach: Beast doesn't look so big now, does he?
Beast screams and screams, then when he looks like he's gonna give up, he uses everything he has, and pulls out of it!
Crowd cheers...
JR: YES! KICK HIS ASS!
The Game gets a worried look on his face, as he is lifted up, swung, and SLAMMED DOWN FOR THE BEAST MODE!
Crowd: OWWW!!! BEAST! BEAST! BEAST! BEAST!
JR: What a Crowd we have here tonight in Des Moines, Iowa!
The Beast was gonna go for the Cover, but then he begins to hold his neck again!
Crowd starts talking, booing, and cheering for him to go on!
JR: I hope it's just a stinger!
Coach: When your just fine you mean?
JR: Yea, but if he continues to hold it...
Coach: Maybe he is trying to go on, if it's a stinger, maybe he can't even feel that area!
JR: I don't know, but he obviously can, look at him!
Beast toughs it out, and when he gets up, he pulls The Game up, and goes FOR THE SPINAL TAP!! BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVE HIS NECK BUGS HIM, AND THE GAME SLITHERS OUT OF IT! THE BEAST TURNS TO THE GAME, ONLY TO BE LIFTED UP, SWUNG UP, AND SLAMMED TO THE MAT! The Game, who could barely keep Beast up, goes for the Cover, after a ICE-PICK ON THE BEAST...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
JR: THE GAME IS GOING TO THE BATTLE ROYAL!
Coach: Beast better get that neck checked...
Finkel: Here is YOUR WINNER, AND YOUR FINAL BATTLE ROYAL CONTESTANT...THE GAME!
Coach: Well, it will be Scooby, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Cole Slaw Kid, "The Countdown" Nick Daniels...
JR: The NEW European Champion!
Coach: Yes, and The Game!
JR: MAN! THAT IS GONNA BE A HELL OF A MATCH, AND THEY ALL DESERVE THE SHOT!
Coach: Good night, everybody!
~~~WNW Logo appears~~~
...Show goes off the air.