The WNW Wednesday nights theme blasts through the arena, along with fireworks.... J.R: "WE ARE LIVE AT THE CIVIC CENTER IN HARTFORD CONNECTICUT" Coach:"That's right 'Gay-R' and were less than two weeks away from the Battle Royal, and you getting your ass kicked,ha,ha" J.R: "Shut up butt nut, show some respect,now we got a couple great matches tonight,first David Deviously takes on The Cole Slaw Kid.." Coach: "That's right J.R, and I interviewed The Game the other day and he can't wait to get his hands on The Cole Slaw Kid" J.R: "Well..the Game isn't scheduled to be here tonight, so lets hope Cole Slaw wont have 'two' opponents to deal with" Coach: "That's right, but anything can happen in the WNW, that's been proven many times" J.R: "That old bastard does make a mean blue plate special though..." Coach: "I'd never thought I'd say this slant-face but I agree with you" Finkle: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit.....Introducing first weighing in at 325 lbs....THE COLE SLAW KID" 'HELLO DELI' starts playing over te loudspeaker and TCSK starts dancing down the ramp clicking salad tongs in his hands as the crowd cheers him on! Finkle: "And his opponent........" Suddenly, the lights in the Civic Center start to flicker and instead of David Deviously's music, The NGO music starts blaring over the loudspeaker, The crowd boo's loudly The Cole Slaw Kid gets a nervous look on his face until he see's Scooby come out from behind the curtain hoding a mic. J.R: "What the hell is this shit? where's Deviously? why is Scooby here?" Coach: "Gee J.R...your just full of stupid questions tonight aren't you?" J.R: "Well what the hell is going on? she's not supposed to be here..." Scooby: "Well,well,well, lard ass who the fuck do you think you are calling me scuzzy? te name is SCOOBY, maybe you'll remember that after July 10th when my man, The Game beats it into your head!" TCSK: "You wanna piece of me you little tramp? Your lucky that your up there and not in this ring, I'll show you ........" Scooby; "NO ASSHOLE, YOUR THE ONE WHO'S ON THE UNLUCKY SIDE OF THE RAMP!" The Game makes his way through the crowd and jumps over the rail,knocking over the announcers table and climbs into the ring and stands behind TCSK. J.R: "DAMMIT! I knew that once I she showed up that her bully boyfriend wouldn't be far behind!" TCSK: "Unlucky side? what the hell does that mean...? " TCSK turns around only to be clobberedover the head with a steel chair, before he could fall, the Game grabs him and plants a reverse DDT on him sending him down like a ton of bricks, then the Game picks him up again.... J.R: "NOOO, DON'T DO IT....." Coach: "He's not done with him yet J.R......" J.R: "OH MY GOD...THE ICE PICK ON THE HELPLESS COLE SLAW KID....THAT BASTARD, HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" The Game then motions Scooby to come to the ring,Scooby climbs in the ring and slaps the helpless Cole Slaw Kid in the face.The Game applies a cross-face choke hold on TCSK. The Game hands Scooby a mic and has her hold it to Cole Slaws mouth.... Coach: "What are they gonna do? make him eat the mic?" The Game: "Now let's hear you get it right.... WHAT'S HER NAME?" TCSK (choking): "scooby.....cough,cough" The Game: "WHAT? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!" TCSK: "SCOOBY....cough,cough" The Game: "Now it's bad enough that you piss me off by insulting my intelligence, but you REALLY piss me off when you insult my girl,now tell her your SORRY!" J.R: "I don't believe they are doing this...making that poor man stoop so low!" Coach: "I'm not surprised J.R, especially from the Games actions since he joined....he's a madman, and he's infatuated with Scooby!" J.R: "I don't know why....she's trouble!" The Game: "SAY IT....OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKIN' NECK!" TCSK: "I'M SORRY...SCOOBY...cough,cough" J.R: "I don't believe he said it..." Coach: "Well...wouldn't you if your neck was about to get snapped?" J.R: "Well.....I guess so" The Game lets go of TCSK and Scooby puts her arms around The Game and kisses him, he takes Scooby by the hand and leads her out of the ring and they leave the building in a waiting limo laughing as they get inside.... Finkle: "Here's your winner by...uh...forfeit....THE COLE SLAW KID!" J.R: "Well the good news is that since Deviously didn't show up, Cole Slaw wins by forfeit!" Coach:"Yeah...but the bad news is he definitely doesn't look like a winner,he would of been better off if Deviously showed up!" Finkle: "The final contest of the evening is a NON-TITLE bout scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit.....Introducing first the challenger...weighing in at 178lbs.and a member of The Killa Squad......THE COUNTDOWN...NICK DANIELS" The crowd goes wild as 'Natural Born Killaz' pays over the loudspeaker and The Countdown stands at the top of the ramp nodding with his hands on his hips and a smile on his face,He walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring... J.R: "This is gonna be good...if I remember correctly,no members from either stable are allowed to be here" Coach:"Well we know that The Game and Scooby already left the building!" J.R: "Well they did enough damage for one night already!" Finkle: "And his opponent..weighing in at 278lbs. and a member of the NGO...............THE PREZ " The NGO music blasts through the loudspeaker and The Prez, walks down the ramp with a cocky look on his face pointing at Countdown. J.R: "These two really hate eachother!" Coach: " Yeah..clash of the EGO'S" Prez climbs into the ring only to be hit with a double axehandle by Countdown, Prez elbows Countdown in the ribs and bounces off the ropes and hits him with a clothesline, Countdown falls to the mat, Prez stalks him like a wounded animal, and climbs the ropes.. J.R: "Oh no, he's going for a Swanton bomb early in the match..." Prez leaps off the ropes and Countdown moves out of he way and Prez falls flat on the mat... Coach: "NOBODY HOME..." The Countdown climbsthe apron... J.R: "THERE IT IS...SLINGSHOT LEG DROP ON THE PREZ....how sweet it is!" Coach: "It would be sweeter if you were on the recieving end of it!" Countdown struts around and looks at the crowd as they cheer him on, but Prez gets up and stands behind Countdown waiting for him to turn around..... J.R: "LOOK OUT NICK...TURN AROUND!" The Countdown turns around only to be hit with a DDT, and falls face first to the mat,Prez stands over Countdown in the middle of the ring and rolls him over on his back, then kicks his arm over and procedes to takeoff his elbowpad and toss it into the crowd.... J.R; " HE'S GOING FOR THE PEOPLES ELBOW...IT'S ALL OVER..." The Prez bounces off one side of the ropes and as he goes to bounce off the other side an arm grabs his leg..... J.R: "IT'S JULIA...SHE INTERFERED, I THOUGHT KILLA SQUAD MEMBERS COULDN'T INTERFERE?" Coach: "Well...technically, she's not a member yet J.R!" The Prez turns and see's Julia and goes to grab her by the hair but Julia jumps out of the way, The Prez turns around....WHAAAAAAAM J.R: "SUPERKICK TO THE FACE! THE PREZ IS DOWN!" Countdown immediately hooks Prez' leg for the pin..1...2...3 DING,DING,DING Finkle: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER.....THE COUNTDOWN ...NICK DANIELS" The crowd cheers as The Countdown shakes Julias hand and they walk back to the l/r, Prez stands up and stares them down and can't believe what had happened...... SHOW ENDS