The WNW theme hits, followed by The Friday Night theme with Fireworks
blasting from the ceiling and the ringposts.......
J.R and The Coach are seated in thier booth.
J.R: "WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN TO THE BALTIMORE ARENA...WHERE WE ARE
JUST NINE DAYS AWAY FROM THE UPCOMING BATTLE ROYAL"
Coach: "That's right J.R, and who may I ask is your favorite to win the
Battle Royal?"
J.R: "You mean besides myself,..well...uh..I suppose I'd like the
underdog TCSK even though the cards are totally stacked against him,
with his current nemesis..The Game and two other NGO members also in it,
and of course lets not forget The Countdown who also was sucker hit by
TCSK when the TCSK thought he would be a part of the NGO, I'm sure that
the Countdown still holds a grudge towards that incident!"
Coach: "Yeah...and talk about a grudge, Countdown was screwed Wednesday
night in that match with Prez, he should be the new Intercontinental
Champion right now, as if he didn't hold enough titles already!"
J.R: "Yeah..that sneaky Prez put a fine printed clause in that contract
stating that not only could a Killa Squad MEMBER not interfere,but
POTENTIAL members as well, and that coconut head Finkle should of
announced that it was a match FOR the title!"
Coach: "Yeah...but regardless, even if Finkle did announce it correctly,
Countdown STILL wouldof been screwed by the special clause tat Prez
added to the contract, he should bring a magnifying glass to his
contract signings!"
J.R: "Well regardless...we have a great show this evening, first off, we
have Misguided Angel going up against The Beast,who by the way recently
got discharged from the hospital after losing to the Game in that
qualifying match last week!"
Coach: "Yeah..The Game really did some damage, but the big monster is
back and ready for action,I feel sorry for Misguided Angel, he's the one
who will suffer the wrath of the returning Beast!"
J.R: "Well, I don't know alot about this Misguided Angel character,but I
learned not to underestimate anybody!"
Finkle: "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A 20
MINUTE TIME LIMIT....INTRODUCING FIRST WEIGHING IN AT 204
LBS............... MISGUIDED ANGEL"
Amazing Grace starts playing and fades into the Four Horseman
music,Misguided Angel walks down the ramp and slides into the ring and
looks around as he gets mixed cheers and boo's from the crowd and then
he leans back against the ringpost awaiting the arrival of his
opponent...
Finkle: "AND HIS OPPONENT....WEIGHING IN AT 340 LBS. AND A MEMBER OF THE
KILLA SQUAD....THE BEAST!"
Ruff Ryders Anthem by DMX starts playing and The Beast wastes no time
running to the ring to attack Misguided Angel.
J.R: "HOLY SHIT...I never saw Finkle move so fast, look at the
Beast...he's determined to destroy Misguided Angel"
Misguided Angel smashes the Beast with a double axehandle as he enters
the ring, but it doesn't even phase the big man, The Beast then grabs
Misguided Angel by the throat and lifts him up into a chokehold....
Coach: "Look at the power of that man, are you sure this is the same man
that was beaten by the Game last week?"
Misguided Angel immediately kicks the Beast in the ribs, and the Beast
lets go and drops him,Misguided Angel then climbs the turnbuckle as the
Beast is still holding his ribs...
J.R: "He's not wasting any time while the Beast is hurt...OH MY
GOD...TOP ROPE STUNNER ON THE BEAST!"
The Beast falls to the mat and Misguided Angel climbs the ropes again,
but the Beast gets up and shakes the ropes causing Misguided Angel to
fall,the Beast picks him up and slams Misguided Angel down to the mat...
J.R: "HOLY SHIT...POWERBOMB ON MISGUIDED ANGEL...BEAST IS OUT FOR
BLOOD!"
Coach: "Yeah...but what color blood do you think Misguided Angel has?"
Beast stalks Misguided Angel as he lies on the mat and raises his arms
to taunt the crowd... THE CROWD CHEERS
Misguided Angel slips out of the ring while the Beast is flexing for the
crowd and grabs a steel chair from under the ring.....
J.R: "WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?"
The referee doesn't see the chair in Misguided Angels hand as he holds
it down below the ring and the referee starts to count him
out.....1...2...3...4...5...then the Beast shoves the referee out of the
way breaking the count and leans over the ropes to try to grab Misguided
Angel, then...WHAAAAAM!!! The Beast gets clobbered over the head with
the steel chair causing him to fall backwards to the mat, Misguided
Angel climbs the top rope and dives off hitting the Beast with a flying
elbow drop, and hooks the Beasts leg for the count....the referee gets
in position..1..2..The Beast tosses Misguided Angel off of him and sits
up shaking the cobwebs from his head....
Misguided Angel stands up and shakes his headin disbelief, then he gets
in the referees face and argues that the count was too slow. THE
CROWD STARTS BOOING
Beast gets up and grabs Misguided Angel as he's arguing with the ref...
J.R: "HE SHOULDN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF THAT BIG MAN....OH NO....SPINAL
TAP.....SPINAL TAP ON MISGUIDED ANGEL IT'S ALL OVER!"
The Beast slams the spinal tap on him and goe for the cover, the referee
dives on the mat....1...2...3 DING DING DING
Finkle: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER.....THE BEAST"
J.R: "WOW, WE ACTUALLY HAD A MATCH WITH NO INTERFERENCE!"
Coach: "That's right Gay-R, I wonder how much the Beast would want to
give you a Spinal Tap?"
J.R: "Shut up asshole,and just do commentary!"
Finkle: "THE FINAL BOUT OF THE EVENING IS A MIXED TAG-TEAM MATCH
SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH A 20 MINUTE TIME LIMIT....INTRODUCING
FIRST...REPRESENTING THE NGO WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 356
LBS. PREZ AND LIZZY....."
The NGO music starts playing and Prez and Lizzy walk down the ramp
holding hands...then climb in the ring and raise thier hands....
THE CROWD BOO'S LOUDLY
Finkle: "AND THIER OPPONENTS....FIRST WEIGHING IN AT 325 LBS......THE
COLE SLAW KID.....
Hello Deli starts playing and TCSK struts down the ramp with a
determined look on his face,he points at Prez and Lizzy and then points
to the ground...and then waits at the bottom of the ramp for his partner
to arrive... Finkle: "AND HIS TAG-TEAM
PARTNER ..WEIGHING IN AT 110 LBS,,, GRANDMA" These boots are
made for walkin'" starts playing and Grandma waltzes down the ramp and
meets up with TCSK, then they both get in the ring and get face to face
with Prez and Lizzy, ...Prez and Lizzy start talking trash when Grandma
smacks Lizzy in the face and TCSK shoves Prez to the mat and points to
Grandma to leave the ring while he starts the match, Lizzy then goes to
her corner and cheer on Prez to attack TCSK.....
THE CROWD CHEERS ON TCSK...
Prez kicks TCSK in the gut and hits him with a DDT sending him to the
mat...then Prez walks over to Grandma and taunts her and asks her when
she's due back at the rest home..then Grandma smacks Prez in the face
and Prez is about to smack her back when TCSK sneaks up behind Prez...
J.R: "Look at that bully Prez...OH LOOK AT TCSK....CABBAGE CLAMP ON THE
PREZ"
Prez is locked into the Cabbage Clamp and can't break loose, he winks at
Lizzy who then distracts the referee and Prez kicks backwards into
TCSK's groin, forcing him to release PREZ and grab his crotch in
pain.... THE CROWD BOO'S LOUDLY
Prez then tags in Lizzy who immediately applies a headlock on TCSK, and
then goes for the Rock Bottom......
J.R: "LOOK AT HER...YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN' ME,THAT TINY LITTLE GIRL IS
GONNA SLAM TCSK?" Coach: "I don't
think she could do it without Prez' help!"
TCSK is much too heavy for Lizzy, and he slings Lizzy into the ropes and
hits her on her way back....
J.R: "LOOK AT THAT...SLICE AND DICE ON LIZZY"
Prez jumps into the ring and gets pushed back by the referee, while TCSK
tags in Grandma to finish off Lizzy...but before Grandma could make it
to her,Prez pulls Lizzy closer so she could reach him....Lizzy tags in
Prez who gets in Grandma's face and slams her down for a DDT, then Prez
kicks her arm over and procedes to take off his elbow pad and throw it
into the crowd.....
J.R: "OH,NO...NOT THE PEOPLES ELBOW ON THAT SWEET OLD LADY..."
The Prez bounces off the ropes and as he bounces off the other side TCSK
pulls the top rope down so that Prez falls over the ropes onto the
floor, then Lizzy jumps in the ring and starts kicking Grandma as she
lies helpless on the mat,TCSK picks up Prez and applies the Cabbage
Clamp on him outside the ring, then Lizzy runsoutside and jumps on
TCSK's back pulling his hair, then Grandma slides out of the ring and
heads for Lizzy.....
J.R: "OH MY GOD COACH...THERE'S CHAOS OUTSIDE THE RING!"
Coach: "YEP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE REF ALREADY STARTED COUNTING..."
The referee starts counting Prez and Grandma out as the four wrestlers
fight outside the ring.....1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
the referee signals for the bell...DING DING DING...
Finkle: "THE REFEREE OF THIS BOUT NICK PATRICK RULES THIS BOUT.........
A DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION!"
J.R: Oh well...atleast I got to see Prez and Lizzy get smacked around a
little!" Coach: "Well the shows over and thier
still fighting, well I'm going home!"
SHOW ENDS