WNW's sweet ass Theme hits...Crowd is eager in anticapation to get the show on the road. Wednesday's Theme hits as the Crowd's asses are on fire, they want more! As the theme ends the fireworks begin to explode through out the arena in Washington, and the fans go flippin' nuts! JR and Coach take their seats up in The WNW Commentary Booth!
JR: Boy do I have news for you!
Coach: WHO CARES? WE ARE LIVE IN WASHINGTON, AND THE CROWD IS HAPPY WE ARE BACK! WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN SO LONG!
JR: Do you remember EWF, Coach?
Coach: Not LISTENING!
JR: While, right before it suddenly went under, The Prez had a HELL OF A MATCH WITH TRIPLE H! Remember him?
Coach: Uh, yes I do, I'm not stupid. He was WNW Champion on more than one occation, he's a Hall of Famer!
JR: Anyways, Prez beat him in a match where there was a box in each corner with weapons in 'em, then went onto face the winner of Jai Vs. Bret "The Hitman" Hart in a Ring of Fire Match. Jai beat "The Hitman" in the parking lot, and took on Prez for The EWF World Heavyweight Championship! After a brutal 30 minutes, the two were 20 feet up in the air on a SCAFFOLD!
Coach: Uh huh...
JR: Then Jai climbed the Ladder ontop of the Scaffold and retrieved the title!
Coach: Okay...
JR: Only after he threw Prez off the Scaffold to the ring full of weapons below!
Coach: And what the hell is the point?
JR: Well, rumor is that The Prez has gotten Jai to sign a WNW CONTRACT!
Coach: WOW!
JR: UH HUH! TALK ABOUT REVENGE! JAI WANTS MORE OF THE PREZ! BUT NOW THAT THE PREZ HAS nGo...
Coach: nGo? HA! They are practicly fallen apart!
JR: Well, I see Coach hasn't seen this footage than...
The WNWTron replays The Prez apologizing to The Game. Lizzy running in scared to death, and The Prez making The Main Event at The Battle Royal a TLC Match!
Crowd cheers...
Coach: Well than...
Finkel: Tonight's first contest is scheduled for one fall...
"New Details" by Swollen Members hits...
Crowd cheers alittle...
Finkel: Making his debut in WNW...weighing in at 275 pounds...URGE!
JR: This guy said at a House Show that he was abolished from his last Fed for doing a leg drop off of the set, onto his opponent and a steel chair! Because of a clause in his contract, after breaking the mans ribs, he was kicked out.
Coach: Hmm, how hardcore can this man get here?
Urge gets into the ring, sucks up to the fans, and awaits his opponent...
nGo Theme hits...
JR: Well, MY GOD HE IS GONNA HAVE A CHALLENGE HERE!
Finkel: And making his return to WNW...weighing in at 265 pounds...Representing The New Generation Outsiderz...BIG DADDY COOL DIESEL!
Big Daddy gets into the ring, with his nGo wrestling gear...
JR: We'll be right back!
~~~Commercials~~~
...when the show comes back, Big Daddy has Urge in a headlock! Urge gets out with a few shots to the gut, and throws Diesel to the ropes. Diesel goes for a huge Closeline on Urge, but Urge ducks it, and grabs Diesel and slams him down for a Reverse Implant DDT! Urge goes for a cover, but Big Daddy throws him right off of him and gets up. When Urge gets to his feet he recieves a Big Closeline!
Crowd: OWW!
JR: Ouch!
Cover by Cool Diesel...1...2...Kick out by Urge! Crowd cheers on Urge as he gets to his feet. Big D bounces off the ropes and gets a Big Boot to the face of Urge! Cover again...1...2...Kick out again by Urge! Big Daddy gets up, and looks bored. When Urge gets to his feet, and turns around, his neck is hooked, and Big Daddy delivers a stunning Chokeslam From Hell on Urge!
Coach: Damn...
JR: Go for the cover!
Big Daddy points to The Crowd and starts talking smack...
Crowd: BOOOO!!
Diesel goes back to Urge, and goes for a cover...1...2...Kick out by Urge!
Crowd cheers!
Big D gets up, and pulls Urge up with him. He tries to lock on a headlock, but Urge pushes him back against the corner. Big D then tries to take the advantage by climbing the turnbuckle, looking for a roll-up. Diesel climbs onto his shoulders and goes for it, but Urge shifts his weight right, sending him face first for The Electric Chair Drop!
Crowd: OWWW!
Cover...1...2...Kick out by Big Daddy! BDCD gets to his feet about the same time Urge does. Urge kicks up in the gut, hooks him up, and barely delivers a Brain Buster Suplex to him. Urge taunts Bid D to get up!
Crowd cheers.
When Diesel does get up, Urge irish whips him to the corner. Big Diesel is brought up top by Urge along with himself. Then he takes him and DDT'S HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!
Crowd: OWWW!!
JR: I believe that is called The Alignment!
Cover by Urge as him, The Ref, and The Crowd count...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd cheers with excitement!
JR: Man, this guy is going to the top!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...URGE!
Coach: OH, GREAT!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
The rest of the nGo make their way down the ramp, but Urge runs through the Crowd, and to saftey...
~~~The Battle Royal Commercial~~~
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~"There's Nothing Like The WNW LIVE!" Commercial~~~
Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and if the opponent wins, he will be inducted into The New Generation Outsiderz...
"Feel Good" by Hed PE with Serj Tankian and Morgan Lander hits...
Finkel: Making his debut in WNW, the challenger...weighing in at 243 pounds, representing The Killa Squad...MAX ROACH!
Hardy Boyz Theme hits...
Finkel: And the opponent, weighing in at 223 pounds...JEFF HARDY!
JR: Did Finkel forget to say this is his debut?
Coach: Who knows, he's been here forever...
JR: Ha ha, yea, but no matches, what a loser!
Coach: Like you should be talking.
DING! DING! DING! Jeff Hardy runs up to Max and Dropkicks him to the canvas. Roll up by Jeff...1...2...Kick out by Roach! Jeff helps Roach to his feet and punches him to the corner, Jeff sends a few shots to the gut of Roach. Roach climbs to the first rope, and grabs Hardy though! He twists right into a Tornado DDT on Jeff! This time Roach gets the cover...1...2...Hardy kicks out!
JR: Hmm, seems like an interesting match so far!
Coach: JR...SHUT UP!
When they are both to their feet, after The Crowd cheering them on, Jeff backs Max up into the corner again! Jeff swings Max to the other corner, but Roach reverses and sends Hardy to them. J Hardy runs up them and Corkscrew Moonsaults into the air, and knocks the wind out of himself, and Roach...
Crowd cheers and owww's.
JR: The talent...
Max gets up ready as ever though, and waits for Jeff. Hardy gets up and runs at Max, Roach attemps a Belly to Belly Suplex, right over his head. But Jeff Hardy hooks onto Roach's legs, and keeps on the ground, only to reverse it into a DDT! Quick cover...1...2...Roach kicks out! Hardy goes uptop, and taunts the Crowd, as Roach lay on the mat!
JR: SWANTON BOMB!!
Hardy flies off, only to hit nothing but the ring! Roach gets up and smiles. He gets in position uptop and waits for the daredevil to get to his feet! THE ROACH MOTEL!! WHAM!!
Crowd: OWWW!!!
Coach: A top rope neckbreaker? DAMN!
Roach lays his arm over the limp Jeff "Party" Hardy...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...MAX ROACH!
"Feel Good" by Hed PE with Serj Tankian and Morgan Lander hits as Max Roach celebrates saving Hardy from the nGo...
JR: Great first match for both, we'll be right back...
~~~Friday Commercial~~~
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~WNW Tickets on Sale Commercial~~~
JR: Well, tonight's Main Event is gonna be a slobby slobber knocker!
Coach: Ha ha, very funny, JR! What are you doing, enhancing your lines? HA HA!
JR smirks...
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is a No Holds Barred Match, and it is scheduled for one fall! There are no disqualifications, and every wrestler is barred FROM RINGSIDE!
Crowd cheers as "Hello Deli" hits...
Finkel: And making his way to the ring...weighing in at 325 pounds...THE COLE SLAW KID!
The Cole Slaw Kid gets into the ring, and seems ready, heart and all, to take on The Game!
The lights start to flash black and white and the nGo Theme hits...
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!
JR: The Game has to come out by himself!
Finkel: His opponent...making his way to the ring, representing the New Generation Outsiderz...weighing in at 278 pounds...THE GAME!
Coach: He may be an asshole, but he is ment to be in this company!
JR: I AGREE!
Coach looks at JR and gives him a dirty look...
The Game gets into the ring, taunts the Crowd to mostly boos, then gets into The Cole Slaw Kid's face.
DING! DING! DING!
JR: ANYTHING GOES!
The Cole Slaw Kid and The Game just stare at each other...At first The Crowd seems bored by it, but then they start up...
Crowd: COLE SLAW KID! COLE SLAW KID! COLE SLAW KID! COLE SLAW KID!
The Game says something to TCSK and Cole Slaw gets mad, and throws the first punch!
Crowd cheers.
The Game throws one back, then another, and begins to get the advantage! The Game punches TCSK all the way back into the corner. Cole Slaw then goes for a ride to the ropes, but before The Game can get his move, Cole Slaw Closelines him to the mat! Crowd cheers as Kid goes to the ropes, and comes flying back with an elbow drop! But the Slice and Dice is not successful, as The Game moves and rolls out of the ring!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!
The Game then catches his breath, and then tries to get back into the ring. He cannot though, because The Cole Slaw Kid is waiting for him, in his molding stages with furious anger! The Game figures he can't go in without a weapon, so he grabs himself a steel chair!
JR: Bastard...
The Game dives into the ring with it, only to be kicked down. TCSK then takes the chair, lifts it up, and SMASHES IT AGAINST THE GAME'S BACK!
Crowd cheers loudly!
Cole Slaw goes for another shot on him, but The Game moves and rolls up The Cole Slaw Kid...1...2...Kick out barely by TCSK!
Coach: That would have been a big upset!
Cole Slaw Kid begins to get up, but is locked into The Torture Rack!
Crowd begins to make some noise for TCSK!
The Game holds on as hard as he can, but after TCSK gets the rope, he can't do anything about it...Kid acualy gets to his feet FIRST and locks on the Cabbage Clamp!
Crowd is going wild!
The Game tries to fight it, but he falls into a sleep. The Ref begins to lift his hand...it drops! Ref: 1! He lifts it again, and it drops again...Ref and Crowd: 2! The Game seems to come to as The Ref lifts his arm for the last time...It stays up! The Game slyly grabs the steel chair, and as TCSK brings his attention back to The Game, he is smashed over the forehead with a steel chair!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
JR: That's gotta hurt!
The Game doesn't seem to be done. He rolls out of the ring, lifts up the cover, and grabs a SLEDGEHAMMER!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The Game doesn't hit Cole Slaw over the head though! He sets it in the middle of the ring, and waits for Slaw...
Coach: Why the hell did he do that?
JR: Good question!
The Game grabs The Cole Slaw Kid when he gets to his feet, lifts him in a Tombstone position, SWINGS HIM UP, AND SLAMS HIM DOWN FOR THE ICE-PICK!!!
Crowd: OWWW!!
JR: MY GOD! HE HIT HIS HEAD ON THE SLUDGEHAMMER!!
Shit attempt of a cover...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...THE GAME!
The Game celebrates and begins to leave...
JR: Well, we better be getting ready for The Battle Royal!
Coach: Friday's Show, then IT'S LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!
JR: WHAT THE HELL?
Coach: What is it JR? Just realized I'm gonna kick your ass live on Pay-Per-View?!
JR: NO! LOOK!
The Cole Slaw Kid, all busted open, gets to his feet with the help of the ropes! The Game looks stunned!
JR: WHAT HEART HE HAS!
The Game charges back towards the ring!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
The Game gets behind TCSK and takes him down with a Diamond Cutter! The Game then gets over Cole Slaw Kid and starts talking trash.
JR: The Game is leaving now...Well, that's about all the time we have...
Coach: HE'S GETTING UP AGAIN!
The Game looks up and sees the bloody CSK getting to his feet and looks stunned! He goes BACK TO THE RING!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!
JR: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Coach: Yea, what you said!
The Game grabs a black ball of something from under the ring, and gets into the ring with it. TCSK tries to throw punches, but is so out of hit, he misses by about a foot! The Game chucks the "ball" at TCSK, and TCSK can barely tell what it is...The Game smiles.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
JR: IT'S AN nGo T-SHIRT!!!
Coach: IS COLE SLAW KID JOINING?!!!
...Show ends.