WNW's Theme hits, The Crowd is excited as hell, wishing "Broken" by 12 Stones would hurry the hell up, so the show would start! Friday's Theme hits, and as it fades out the fireworks explode through out the arena, and the Crowd is going wild as hell. JR and Coach take their seats and begin to speak...
JR: Only 48 hours till I kick the shit outta Coach!
Coach: You wish, JR! I can't wait to take it to your punk ass!
Finkel: Tonight's first contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Number One Contendership of The WNW Intercontinental Championship...
The lights begin to flash and the nGo Theme hits to loud boo's...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, representing the New Generation Outsiderz...weighing in at 265 pounds...BIG DADDY COOL DIESEL!
JR: Austin quit nGo!
Coach: And Jai signed a contract!
JR: I told you he would!
Coach: Shut up, JR. No one cares what you have to say, so go blow Clinton.
JR: THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!
JR grabs a baseball bat and proceeds to take out Coach, but Coach moves and JR smashes a mirror out of it's border. JR is then kicked from behind, by Coach, into the wall, knocking him out. Coach gets back on the headset.
Coach: Ha ha. Hope that's a good enough preview for ya'll.
The Hardy Boyz Theme hits...
Finkel: And his opponent, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 223 pounds...JEFF HARDY!
Jeff gets into the ring and the referre calls for the bell.
DING! DING! DING! Jeff gets on the second rope and taunts the Crowd, they cheer. He gets down only to be Closelined into the corner!
Crowd: OWW!
Jeff is then taken and irish whipped to the other corner. Big Daddy then runs to him, and Closelines him there too! Jeff Hardy falls down, but Diesel pulls him up, and sends him back to the other one. Big D runs to Hardy, only to have him runs up the ropes, and Corkscrew Moonsault him down in one swift motion. Cover...1...2...Kick out by Big D.
Coach: What a nice Corkscrew, but it couldn't get the job done!
EMT's begin attending to JR.
Jeff Hardy gets ready for Big Daddy, and when he gets up, he goes right back down with a Front Dropkick from Hardy! Jeff sees an opportunity, and goes uptop. But before he can even get his feet positioned, Big D gets up and grabs him by the throat! Jeff Hardy sends a few punches Diesel's way, but it's no use as he crashes to the outside of THE RING FOR A HUGE CHOKESLAM!
Crowd: OWWWWW!!!
Jeff Hardy slowly gets up, as Big Daddy Cool gets out of the ring, and gets in position. When Hardy gets up and turns around he quickly ducks, seeing there was a Big Boot coming at him. Big Diesel runs right over Hardy, and head first into the turnbuckle!!
Crowd laughs.
Coach: HA HA! WHAT A RETARD!
Prez sits next to Coach and puts on a headset.
Prez: Who are you calling a retard, Coach?
Coach: Oh, ughh...JR!
Prez: Okay, I think your right there...Sometimes I wonder if he's an imposter or something, cause he is so different from the one on WWE Programming!
Coach: I have no clue, WNW, I guess, brings a whole new feel...
Prez: Are you saying it's WNW that causes him to...
Coach: NO, NO, NOOO!
Hardy has by now caught his breath, and is ready to take on the big monster, who is getting to his feet. Jeff Hardy runs, slides on Big D's back, and pulls him down, right into a DDT!
Crowd cheers.
Coach: JR is just...
Prez: Change of subject, can you believe how awesome that move was Hardy just did?
Coach: Aren't you for Big D? Jeff couldn't get the job done against Roach, and he isn't in nGo...
Prez: I know that, and I am for Diesel. But I'm not so far up Lizzy's ass that I can't tell the difference between a kick ass DDT like that, and a Suplex.
Coach: I thought you pulled your head out, when you told Game you were ready to kick some ass, and made the Main Event at The Battle Royal a TLC!?
Jeff Hardy pulls Diesel to his feet, and throws him into the ring. He climbs the stairs, and jumps uptop, looking for a Swanton BOMB!
Prez: Nevermind that! JEFF IS GOING FOR A SWANTON!
Coach: Wait, no...
Suddenly Urge, of all people, jumps the baracade and jumps onto the apron, distracting Hardy. He then pushes him off the top rope. Jeff Hardy has balance, and he lands it on his feet. He then turns around, only to be pushed and pulled around, back onto the second rope. Urge, now in the ring, grabs Hardy by his neck, and jolts off the first rope to DELIVER THE ALIGNMENT!
Crowd: OWWWW!!
Coach: Jeff Hardy DDTed into the canvas!
The Ref then calls for a Disqualifacation...DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner, in a results of a disqualifacation...JEFF HARDY! But since the DQ wasn't called on Big Daddy, and instead on outside interference...There is STILL NO NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Crowd: BOOOOO!
Coach: WHAT?
Prez: I'll take care of this...
Prez pulls off his headset and grabs a mic from the whole arena.
Prez: HELL NO, I WON'T ACCEPT THAT! Seeing I will beat "The Countdown" tonight, live on the Wednesday Show after The Battle Royal, it will be...For the IC Title...Me versus Big Daddy Cool Diesel... Big D has a strange look on his face inside the ring.
Prez: ...What's wrong with alittle competition? Oh, and versus Jeff Hardy versus Urge! Happy now, bitch? You wanna interfere in a match? Well now you have your chance...
Coach: Kick ass! We'll be back after this...
~~~The Battle Royal Commercial~~~
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~"Nothing Like The WNW Live!" Commercial~~~
Coach: Well, now by myself, as The Prez gets ready for the Main Event tonight...I sit here and wait for JR, here is what just happened incase you missed it...
WNWTron shows Urge's intereference, and The Prez' announcement...
Coach: What a match that'll be!
Finkel: The next match is a No Interference and No DQ Match. It has the rule that if someone does interfere, and they are from one of the two opponents teams. The person that interferes will cost his teammate the match...
The lights once again begin to flash and the nGo Theme hits for the second out of third time tonight as The Crowd begins to boo like hell...
Finkel: First, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 278 pounds...Representing the nGo...THE GAME!
"Feel Good" by Hed PE with Serj Tankian and Morgan Lander hits as The Crowd begins to cheer...
Coach: This guy is a cross between Misguided Angel and Urge!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring, the opponent...weighing in at 243 pounds, representing the Killa Squad...MAX ROACH!
Max gets into the ring, and gets into the Game's face.
DING! DING! DING! Max asks The Game if he wants a peice of him. The Game nods yes and if given a stiff Belly to Belly Suplex to the mat!
Crowd cheers.
The Game quickly gets up and runs at Max, only to be given a second Belly to Belly! Game gets up and runs at Max AGAIN! But Game isn't stupid enough to fall for it again, he scouts Roach and reverses it into a nice, clean DDT! Quick cover...1...Kick out by Roach! Max gets back to his feet, as the match begins to heat up, only to be taken back down with a Diamond Cutter by The Game! The Game then begins to talk trash, as Max holds his neck in pain.
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!
Coach: Two great athletes going at it, we should be thankful we have such good talent. WWE's are lots of rookies with all the injuries!
The Game then wonders if he hurt Max, like he did Beast. He leans in only to be rolled up quickly...1...2...Kick out by The Game!
Coach: Oww! SO CLOSE!
The Game uses the ropes to quickly get to his feet, as Max begins his way uptop. The Game comes up behind him though, and Roach is caught off guard. Game is then taken down with an awesome Tornado DDT by Max Roach to the mat! Max gets the Crowd going and taunts Game to get up. When The Game does get up, he is Uranage Suplexed to the mat, and put into a pinning position...1...2...Kick out by The Game, just getting out before the 3!
Coach: These two work good together!
The Game distracts the Ref, and points out something. As the Ref goes looking for the problem, The Game delivers a stiff Low Blow on Max Roach!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
The Game then locks on The Torture Rack on Roach, sending his ass into a world of pain! Roach Man screams in pain but manages to get to the ropes as The Referee rushes in, beginning to ask The Game what he was talking about, but sees Max on the ropes and tells Game to let go instead. The Game then begins to argue with the Ref after being asked what the hell he was talking about before. As this takes place, Max Roach climbs to the second rope, and tops The Game's Diamond Cutter with THE ROACH MOTEL!
Crowd cheers!
Coach: WHAM! NECKBREAKER FROM THE SECOND ROPE!
Cover by Roach on The Game...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...MAX ROACH!
Coach: Great match, we'll be back for the Main Event, NEXT!
~~~Wednesday after The Battle Royal Commercial~~~
~~~Commercials~~~
~~~WNW Tickets On Sale Commercial~~~
JR: Well, that was a rude awakening!
Coach: What the hell are you doing here?
JR: Ha ha, you can't broadcast the whole show by yourself!
Coach: I do a lot better than you do, thank you very much!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for one for and is a Intergender Tag Team Match for The WNW Intercontinental Championship in which one male contestant must pin the other male contestant for it to count as a retain or title change. If a female pins a female it will not count towards the Title.
JR: This being Intergender rules, the females must fight and the males must fight, no mixed gender action...
Coach: Well, we all know what JR wants anyways...
JR: Oh, really? And what is that?
Coach: Male on male action! HA HA HA HAAA!
"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube hits...
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...representing the Killa Squad, The WNW Women's Champion...TRISH STRATUS, and he is The WNW European Champion...also one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
"The Countdown" and Trish make their way to the ring, touching the eager Crowd members' hands.
The lights begin to flash black and white, and the viewers at home have it turned black and white. The nGo Theme hits and The Crowd begins to boo loudly for the third time tonight.
Finkel: And their opponents, making their way to the ring...LIZZY...and The WNW Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion...THE PREZ!
Coach: I can't wait for WNW's first anniversary!
JR: That will be cool, I can't believe how much has happened in just a year! Man time flies!
Coach: Rumor is there will be a special Pay-Per-View on that Thursday, and a HUGE MATCH WITH EVERY SUPERSTAR IN WNW IN IT!
JR: Where the hell did you hear this?
Coach: Oh, I have my sources...
JR: My ass you do. You kiss ass to get that info, don't you?
Coach: At least MY ass doesn't weigh half as much as my total weight!
JR: Don't make me take the bat to you again!
Prez holds the rope down for Lizzy, as she gets into the ring. He follows, as Lizzy immediatly tackles down Trish Stratus!
Coach: HA! Not only is the jackass winning in the ring, but you are making a donkey out of yourself also. You are the one that missed half the show for medical reasons, so don't threaten me BITCH!
JR: You just wait...
Coach: Oh, I'm ready now!
JR: Kiss my ass!
Coach: I can't, it would swallow me whole!
DING! DING! DING! Lizzy pulls on Trish's hair and slaps her silly, Trish reverses and does the same. As they roll around the ring, and the Ref, "The Countdown" has his eyes on The Prez! "Countdown" points at The Prez and starts talking shit. The Prez takes off his shirt, as a few front row chicks scream, he looks at them and yells: NO, NO! LIZZY'S ONLY!!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Coach: Ha ha! Yea, JR! LIZZY'S ONLY!
JR: SHUT THE HELL UP, JONATHAN COACH-BITCH!
When Lizzy rolls back ontop, she pulls Trish into a pinning position! 1...2...Kick out by Trish! Daniels is still eyeing The Prez as Trish gets up, and tags him in. Lizzy looks at "The Countdown", then looks at The Prez. She then looks at The Crowd, and they cheer wanting "Countdown" and The Prez to go at it! She tags The Prez and he gets in and with no fear grabs Nick Daniels, and sends him crashing to the mat with a Snap Suplex as Lizzy cheers him on.
Crowd: BOOO!
"Countdown" gets up after briefly holding his back, and is put into a Headlock position, only to get out and whip Prez to the ropes. Prez comes back to recieve a fairly big sized boot to the chin for a Super Kick! Cover...1...2...Lizzy kicks "Countdown" from behind, only to have Trish run in and take her down with a Spinebuster! Trish runs back to her corner, as Lizzy crawls. "Countdown" tags back in his girlfriend, who grabs Prez and delivers a Stratusfaction, but doesn't finish, when she is dropped on her back for a modified Powerbomb!
JR: Trish isn't afraid of you, you bastard!
Coach: You'll be fired before I kick your ass on Sunday, is that your plan?
JR: Ha ha, real funny, Coachman!
The Ref begins to yell at The Prez and Trish that it's man versus man, and woman versus woman! The Prez tags in Lizzy, after kissing her...
Crowd boo's at the ugly sight.
Lizzy smiles at her man, who is old enough to be her dad, and then turns around. Trish disables her kissing-machine for a moment with a Jawbreaker! Lizzy holds her mouth, then gets to her feet. Trish tries to get a Stratusfaction from behind, but Lizzy turns her around and delivers a smooth Rock Bottom! Cover by Lizzy...1...2...Kick out by Trish Stratus!
Crowd cheers on Trish as she begins to get to her feet!
JR: Man, you are SO DEAD AT THE BATTLE ROYAL!
Coach: How many times have you said that, and backed it up, JR?
JR: Well...
Lizzy is ready for Trish, and goes for a HUGE SMACK! But Trish scouts it and ducks, only to take her down for her finisher...THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!
JR: Benoit's CRIPPLER CROSSFACE ON LIZZY!
Lizzy screams in pain, and looks ready to tap, but "The Countdown" tells Trish to get off.
Coach: Why the hell did he do that?
JR: Stupid ass...female beating female equals no title change!
Coach: Ooooh!
Trish lifts up Lizzy, and tells her to tag Prez, only to be SMACKED HARD! Trish falls backward into her corner as Lizzy tags in her man. Nick Daniels blind-tags Trish and gets in.
Coach: Listen to this Crowd!
The Crowd is going wild!
Prez DDT's Daniels to the mat, and with glory, goes uptop. He flies off, only to have his glory shattered, as "Countdown" moves, and pulls Prez into a roll up...1...2...Kick out by The Prez!
Coach: Talk about close!
Trish begins to talk smack to Lizzy, Lizzy responds with a finger! That ticks Trish off, who then goes over to Lizzy, and they begin to fight outside of the ring! Prez gets up, and has his shitty Swanton thrown in his face once again, as "The Countdown" beautifully takes down Prez with a Hurricanrana! After the shock wears off Prez gets to his feet once more, only to be JUSTICE DROPPED HEAD FIRST TO THE MAT!
Coach: X-Factor on The Prez!
JR: It's called Justice Drop, dumbass!
"The Countdown" Nick Daniels gets above Prez, as Lizzy goes crashing into the steel steps!
Crowd: OWWWW!!!
The Crowd then cheers as they realize what Daniels is doing...
Coach: HA HA! HE'S MOCKING PREZ!
"Countdown" throws his elbow pad to the Crowd and runs around acting like a jackass, then drops his elbow into The Prez's FACE!
JR: Nice People's Elbow, Daniels. I think you broke The Prez's nose!
"The Countdown" Nick Daniels smiles a big smile, as The Prez holds his nose. Cover by "Countdown"...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd gets to their feet in celebration!
JR: YES!
Finkel: Here are YOU WINNERS...TRISH STRAUTS...AND THE NEW WNW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION..."THE COUNTDOWN" NICK DANIELS!
Coach: HEY, IT'S THE GAME!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!!
The Game gets into the ring, and takes down the new IC Champ.
JR: WELL HERE COMES OUR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Cool Moody gets into the ring, and knocks down The Game. He then pulls up Prez, who's nose is bleeding bad. Moody punches The Prez in the nose!
Crowd cheers!
This pisses off The Prez terribly and The Prez takes down Moody with a HUGE CLOSELINE!
Crowd: OWWW!
"The Countdown" goes uptop, and when Game gets to his feet, Daniels dives off the top rope. But The Game was watching, and instead of recieving a 450 Splash, he more like catches one! The Game SWINGS UP "THE COUNTDOWN" AND SLAMS HIM TO HELL WITH AN ICE-PICK!
JR: DAMN HIM! DAMN HIM!
Crowd: OWWWW!!!
As Lizzy PUTS TRISH THROUGH A TABLE WITH A ROCK BOTTOM!
JR: I PRAY THIS ISN'T A PREVIEW OF WHAT'S TO COME!
Coach: We'll see, I bet it is, because your ass will lose!
JR: SHUT UP!
JR and Coach argue as the Show ends...