You click order for $25 at the last moment, just as the WNW Copyright Warning comes on to piss you off. You put in a tape, to record it, and smile looking at the VHS Copier next to the Satilite Box. You see $ signs, but come back to reality when The WNW Theme begins to play...After if fades, "My Life" by 12 Stones hits, and the fireworks blast through out the arena. The fans go hella wild, as The Camera goes to the empty announcers booth. It then goes back to the fireworks, and looking at signs.
"Killa Squad 4 Life!"
"Austin = KS...WHAT?"
"The Prez is a puss."
"Raye may be dead, but she's STILL A SLUT!"
Boomer Sooner's Theme hits...
Finkel: Tonight's first contest is a No Disqualifications bout, and it is scheduled for one fall. The loser will be replaced by Michael Cole in The WNW Commentary Booth!
Crowd mostly boo's Jakkin' JR!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...the challenger, weighing in at 335 pounds...JIM ROSS!
WNW's Theme hits...
Crowd is more cheers.
Finkel: And his opponent, making his way to the ring...weighing in at 232 pounds...JONATHAN COACHMAN!
Coach raises his hands to get a cheap pop, he slides into the ring...
DING! DING! DING! JR kicks down Coach, unfairly gaining the early advantage! JR bends over, almost ripping his pants, and helps Coach to his feet. He irish whips him to the ropes, only to have Coach come back with a Closeline on JR! JR rolls outta the ring, and grabs a steel chair.
Crowd: Boooo!!
Coach climbs over the ropes, only to be hit over the back with a steel chair! Coach falls onto the padded floor. JR grabs a table, and sets it up outside the ring. JR turns to grab Coach, but is popped over the head with his own steel chair!
Crowd cheers.
Coachman grabs JR, and forces him up. He puts him back into the ring. And grabs a 2x4, before getting back into the ring. JR stumbles to his feet, and uses the ropes for help to get up. When he turns around, he is bashed over the head by Johnathan!
Crowd: OWWW!!
As JR starts to ooze blood, Coach decides he's had enough. He goes for a pin fall...1...2...The Ref becomes distracted by Michael Cole running into the ring!
Crowd has a mixed reaction.
Cole, who was last seen punched out cold and fired on air in front of millions by The Prez, runs up to JR! Coach doesn't like him interfereing in his business, so he punches him in the face!
Crowd cheers.
Coach talks trash to both of them, as they lay down in the ring. Coach then goes for cover again on JR...1...
Crowd begins to cheer really loudly!
2...WHAM! JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER FROM BEHIND ON COACH! King taunts the Crowd to cheers and gets out of the ring. He moves the table closer to the ring, then gets back in. He helps Michael Cole to his feet and they both pull up Coach and JR. They push them into the ropes, and run TOSSING THEM OVER THE ROPES THROUGH THE TABLE!
Crowd cheers...
King is handed a mic.
King: MAN IS IT GREAT TO BE HERE!
Crowd: WE WANT PUPPIES! (CLAP, CLAP...CLAP, CLAP, CLAP) WE WANT PUPPIES! (CLAP, CLAP...CLAP, CLAP, CLAP) WE WANT PUPPIES! (CLAP, CLAP...CLAP, CLAP, CLAP) WE WANT PUPPIES! (CLAP, CLAP...CLAP, CLAP, CLAP)
King: Well, here we ARE! ME AND COLE, YOUR NEW COMMENTATORS!
Crowd cheers...
~~~"Nothing Like The WNW LIVE!" Commercial~~~
Finkel: The following contest is sheduled for one fall and is for The WNW Women's Championship...
The lights flicker and the nGo Theme hits...
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...accompianated by The Prez...Representing The New Generation Outsiderz...LIZZY!
King and Cole take their seats in their new position...
King: What the hell is The Prez doing, coming down to this ring?
Cole: Good question...
Prez helps Lizzy into the ring, then takes the side seat, standing at ring side.
Trish Stratus' Theme hits...
Crowd cheers.
Finkel: And making her way to the ring...accompainated by "The Countdown" Nick Daniels...She is The WNW Women's Champion...TRISH STRATUS!
King: Oh, NO! WE ARE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE!
Cole: You bet...
King: Here comes the queen of Puppies!
Cole: And your The King? Ha ha.
Trish gets into the ring, as "The Countdown" taunts Prez with his new IC Title...
DING! DING! DING! Trish leans against the corner, telling "Countdown" something. She turns around, only to have Lizzy looking for a quick win with a Super Kick! WHAM RIGHT TO THE CHIN! Cover...1...2...Kick out by Trish!
King: Watch, the Puppies LIZZY!
Cole: I know I am! Ha ha!
Lizzy pulls Trish to her feet, and attemps a Rock Bottom. But Trish sends a few shots Lizzy's way, and gets out. Trish then makes Lizzy's jaw ricoche` off her head with a Jawbreaker! Cover...1...2...Lizzy kicks out. The Prez looks worried for Lizzy, but keeps his eyes on "The Countdown", watching his every move!
King: TLC Match tonight! Man, I can't wait!
Cole: No kidding, Jerry!
Lizzy slowly gets to her feet, as sees Trish running at her, so she moves out of the way. Trish hits her head into the corner, as Lizzy rolls her up quickly...1...2...Kick out by Trish! Trish gets up, and sends a few shots to Lizzy's head, then irish whips her to the opposite side. Lizzy comes running back only to be slammed hard to the mat by Trish!
Cole: Nice Spinebuster by Trish! Hey, King...Have you heard anything about our special Pay-Per-View on WNW's Anniversary?
King: I've only heard what we already know, Michael...
Trish grabs Lizzy by her hair, and bangs her head against the ring canvas a few times! This pisses off The Prez, who gets up on the apron. But before he can get into the ring, "The Countdown" takes him down!
Crowd cheers...
...as Nick Daniels lays some fists into The Prez' skull. Lizzy gets to her feet and SMACKS THE HELL OUTTA TRISH!
Crowd: OWWW!!
King: Ouch!
Lizzy then notices The Prez getting his ass kicked by "The Countdown", and yells at him to knock it off and act like a grown man!
Cole: He looks like a grown man to me!
King: Maybe she's talking about his stick, if you catch my draft!
Cole: HA HA!!
With Lizzy distracted Trish suddenly rolls her up...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: Here is your WINNER...AND STILL WNW WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TRISH STRATUS!
Trish holds up her title in victory…
Cole: Cheap win…Good match!
~~~WNW Tickets on Sale Commercial~~~
Finkel: The next match is a 5 Man Elimination Battle Royal, and the winner receives a Heavyweight Title shot at the next Pay-Per-View!
Crowd cheers…
King: I know one thing for sure, this is gonna be one hell of a match!
Cole: You are right about that. You know, King, this is weird. Of all my days as a commentator, I have never commentated regularly with you. It will be an interesting experience.
The lights begin to flicker once again, and the nGo Theme hits to enormous boos.
Finkel: Making their way to the ring, both representing The New Generation Outsiderz…THE GAME AND SCOOBY!
Cole: Well, they are both on the same team, and tonight, these two lovers might have to face off!
King: AND don’t forget that it would have been FOUR nGo MEMBERS VERSUS ONE KILLA SQUAD MEMBER!
Cole: Man, that would have been really bad for “Countdown”. Say, is The Cole Slaw Kid joining nGo, or not?
King: I have no clue, Michael…
“Glass Shatters” by Disturbed hits…
Crowd is more cheers, seeing he left nGo.
Finkel: And making his way to the ring…weighing in at 252 pounds…STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
“Hello Deli” hits…
Crowd is mostly cheers, not knowing the status of TCSK being in the nGo or not…
Finkel: Making his way to the ring…weighing in at 325 pounds…THE COLE SLAW KID!
TCSK gets into the ring, and looks at The Game…
Cole: Dammit, when are gonna find out if he’s in nGo or not?
"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube hits…
Crowd goes absolutely nuts.
Finkel: And last, making his way to the ring…weighing in at 179 pounds…he is The WNW Intercontinental, European, and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions…”THE COUNTDOWN” NICK DANIELS!
DING! DING! DING! Scooby takes it right to Stone Cold before TCSK can with a huge Super Kick!
Crowd boo’s…
King: Payback’s a S.O.B.!
Cole: Man, King. Did you see that Super Kick? It was to the face, instead of the usual chin!
TCSK grabs Scooby from behind, scoops her up, and slams her down to the mat. Only she lands on top of Austin…1…2…3! ELIMINATED!
Crowd boo’s…
King: AHHH!
Cole: Ha ha…
Stone Cold gets to his feet, pissed off, and drunk…STUNNER, STONE COLD STUNNER ON COLE SLAW! The Game and “The Countdown” are going at it! Right hand, left, right, left…Scooby distracts Daniels, and Game takes advantage with a Diamond Cutter! WHAM! Cover…1…2…Kick out by “Countdown”. TCSK gets to his feet, still wowsy from the Stunner. He grabs Scooby and sends her to the ropes…WHAM! Closeline by Cole Slaw. CSK goes to the ropes and drops the elbow, as The Game helps “Countdown” to his feet…
King: Who the hell is gonna win this thing?
Cole: I have no clue, I’ll take a guess when it’s down to two people!
Crowd cheers as “Countdown” battles back against The Game. Scooby gets up, only to be slammed back on her back for The SANDWHICH SUPLEX BY TCSK INTO THE COVER…1…2…3! ELIMINATED!
Crowd cheers…
King: Here is who I thought it would come down to…
Cole: I’m waiting for the one on one, before I decide.
The Game is punched down in the corner. Daniels goes up top, and taunts The Game, telling him to bring it! The Game gets up and goes after Daniels foolishly. THE COUNTDOWN BY NICK ON THE GAME, into the roll up…1…2…The Cole Slaw Kid from behind!
Crowd has a mixed reaction…
“The Countdown” tries to battle back, but is locked into the Cabbage Clamp by TCSK!
Cole: CABBAGE CLAMP! CABBAGE CLAMP!
King: Will Nick Daniels tap??
While The Referee asks “The Countdown” if he submits, The Game sneaks up behind on Cole Slaw Kid and delivers a STIFF LOW BLOW TO THE KID! The Game then grabs CSK and lifts him up, swings, and slams him as hard as he can for The ICE-PICK ON COLE SLAW KID! Cover…1…2…3! ELIMINATED!
King: DAMMIT! I bet $50 bucks on him! DAMMMMIT!
Cole: Ha ha! I’ll bet on The Game, now!
The Game waves good-bye to TCSK, as The Crowd boo’s. But they cheer, when they see what is waiting for Game…
King: Maybe you shouldn’t have done that, Michael!
The Game turns around, RIGHT INTO A JUSTICE DROP BY “COUNTDOWN”! Cover…1…2…KICK OUT BY THE GAME!!
Cole: Ha! I told you!
King: Yea, whatever…
The Game gets up, BUT RECEIVES ANOTHER JUSTICE DROP!! COVER…1…2…3! DING! DING! DING!
Crowd cheers in a mad frenzy…
Cole: DAMMIT!
Finkel: Here is your WINNER…THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER OF THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT THE NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW…”THE COUNTDOWN” NICK DANIELS!
King: What did I tell ya?
Cole: Man…SHUT UP!
King: Ha ha…Your problem, Buddy…Not mine.
~~~Wednesday After The Battle Royal Commercial~~~
~~~Clip About The Main Event~~~
Finkel: Tonight’s Main Event is a Tables, Ladder, and Chairs Match!
Crowd cheers…
Finkel: …and it is for The WNW Tag Team Championships.
The nGo Theme hits as the lights begin to flicker…
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!
Finkel: Making their way to the ring, the challengers…Representing The New Generation Outsiderz, weighing in at a total of 557 pounds…THE GAME and The WNW Hardcore Champion…THE PREZ!
The Crowd boo’s as this infamous two get into the ring, The Game already hurting from his previous bout…
Cole: Well, there’s a disadvantage, yet, it’s kinda even…
King: What do you mean?
Cole: Well, the disadvantage being that The Game AND “The Countdown” Nick Daniels have already competed tonight. But, it’s even basicly, because one member on each side has competed.
King: Yes, but the disadvantage could go to The nGo, simply stated because The Game already lost.
Cole: Well, I think we both have a point, King. It probably will come down to the length of the match…
"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube hits…
Finkel: And making their way to the ring, they are the WNW Tag Team Champions…”The Countdown” Nick Daniels and the WNW Heavyweight Champion…Cool Moody!
The two run to the ring, well, Moody does, “Countdown” is alittle tired…
DING! DING! DING!
Cole: Our Main Event is under way!
The Prez and Cool Moody are in first. The Prez sends Moody flying to the ropes, he comes flying back, right into a DDT by Prez. Cover…1…Kick out by The Champion. Moody gets to his feet, looking angry, he sends The Prez flying to the ropes himself. The Prez comes back only to be “Hardcore” Speared into the canvas hard, hitting his head in pain.
King: That mat isn’t soft, I sure as hell know that!
Cool Moody tags in “The Countdown” as The Crowd starts to go psycho, but they boo when they notice The Game dragging Prez to their corner and tagging in. The Game and “Countdown” gladly go at it, fighting like girls, just trying to get a piece of the other. “The Countdown” taunts The Game toward his corner, and right into a Closeline by Moody.
Crowd cheers…
As The Game holds his neck in pain, Daniels goes to the apron, and pulls over, flying onto the hurt neck, for a Slingshot Leg Drop! The Game is pulled to his feet by the IC Champ. He takes down Nick with a nice Diamond Cutter Neckbreaker.
Cole: Listen to this Crowd, King. It’s wilder than when I was here before!
King: It’s like a WrestleMania Crowd!
The Game tags in The Prez, after getting his piece of “The Countdown”, Nick Daniels smiles. But that doesn’t matter to Prez, who is all business. Prez kicks Daniels in the gut, hooks him up, and sends him crashing down uncomfortably with a Snap Suplex! The Prez sees an opening for his finisher, with “The Countdown” laying in the middle of the ring. He kicks “Countdown”’s shoulder, and throws the elbow pad in his face. Does the ropes, and sends his elbow crashing into The Euro Champ! Cover…1…2…”COUNTDOWN” kicks out gracefully!! Prez looks shocked, he runs to the ropes, and goes for another quick elbow, but “Countdown” moves out of the way, and quickly rolls him up…1…2…THE GAME FROM BEHIND!
King: The match is winding down, and I love it when it gets like THIS!
Cole: You bet your ass I do too!
“The Countdown” tags Moody, then goes after The Game ticked off. He Closelines him off the apron, and gets out of the ring with him. He slams his head into the steel steps a few times, and then proceeds to the top rope!
King: IS HE CRAZY??!!
“The Countdown” FLIES OFF FOR THE COUNTDOWN ON THE GAME RIGHT INTO THE CROWD!!
Crowd: OWWW!!
The WNW Heavyweight Champion watches in amazement, and smiles. He then turns his attention to The Hardcore Champion, The Prez. The Prez is now up, and is looking at him. Moody runs up to Prez and grabs him legs! Prez falls on his back, and then he is locked into the WALLS OF COOL MOODY!!
Cole: THE WALLS ON THE PREZ!
The Prez screams in pain, and tries not to, but is forced to tap out…DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here are your WINNERS…AND STILL WNW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…”THE COUNTDOWN” NICK DANIELS AND COOL MOODY!
King: Man, what A HELL OF A SHOW…We will see you on Wednesday!
…Show ends as you smile, glad that you paid up to see it.