You sit down in your Lazy Boy recliner and think about this for a minute. The last show you save from WNW was The Battle Royal Pay-Per-View, and you are debating whether or not to order another, when some stars have left, and they had no shows inbetween. You couldn't go to any house shows, so you don't know what is going on. All you know is what a show this will be. The preview show starts for the last time, describing this hell of a match. It's WNW's birthday, it's gonna be awesome. Everyone on the Roster in one match! All the titles on the line! The possibility of death is a high probability. Fuck, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! You order it and pray to God it was worth your hard earned 30 bucks...As you grab your shit, the preview show ends. The copyright comes on as you smile and run to your seat excited as hell. Little did you know...this will be more than ANYONE ANTICIPATED!
WNW's Theme hits by 12 Stones. It ends as the WNW announcer comes on...
Announcer: And now...WNW brings to you on it's first birthday...from Minneapolis, Minnesota...the biggest match of the year...the biggest match in WNW History...the biggest match OF ALL TIME...DOOOOWWWNFALL!
"Downfall" by TRUSTCompany hits as the fireworks begin to explode in every which way, coming about 5 inches from killing a few people! The fans don't give a flip though, they are full of adrenaline! King and Cole take their seats in The WNW Commentary Booth uptop in the balcany.
King: Holy shit, what a match you are in for TONIGHT!
Cole: King, I can't believe I am here live witnessing this kind of a match. This is more EXTREME than ECW, this is more PSYCHOTIC than any of Foley's "falls", this...IS THE WNW IN IT'S PRIME! THIS IS THE WNW FOR YOU ON IT'S FIRST BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!
King: One year ago the legacy started, and we are here tonight with a match I never dreampt possible, to celebrate it...
The WNWTron comes up with Coach standing next to The Prez.
Crowd: Boooo!!!
Coach: First off Prez, I would like to thank you for letting me keep some kind of job in this great company. It's an honor!
Prez: Cut the crap, Coach. Your welcome, but I am a very busy man and don't have time to listen to your pathetic excuse of a thank you...
Coach: Yes, sir. Tonight, WNW is celebrating it's birthday with the biggest match IN it's history. Why, a match of this calliber? Why, Prez?
Prez: Coach, are you that fucking stupid? WNW is the best thing on the face of this Earth to me, besides Lizzy of course...
Crowd: BOOOO!!!!!
Prez: ...why would I not throw a "party"?
Coach: This isn't exactly a party, Prez!
Prez: Just watching it's a party for our fans, tonight will be one hell of a night, I PROMISE YOU THAT!
Crowd cheers as Prez walks away...
Cole: The Prez didn't even disscuss all the problems WNW is having lately?! I wonder why...
The WNWTron pops up to show The Game, Urge, Scooby, Mike Evil, Trish Stratus, and The Game Jr.!
Crowd cheers.
King: It's DX!
Cole: Well, we might wanna update our fans here, King.
King: After The Battle Royal, "The Countdown" Nick Daniels and The Beast left, along with a few others.
Cole: That left The Killa Squad in a shamble. Cool Moody took over as Leader, but when Trish went to Degeneration-X, it was pretty much doomed.
King: Not to mention, nGo is also over! The Game and Scooby left!
Cole: Well, it's not nessicarily over, King! It's still got The Prez and Lizzy and...
King: Ha! The only good thing still in that team has to be Big Daddy Cool Diesel, but he hasn't won a match here lately, and sucks just as bad as The nGo ITSELF! Face it Cole, Prez' precious little nGo is DEAD AND GONE ONCE AGAIN! THE OUTSIDERZ ALWAYS FAIL! AND THEY WILL AGAIN TONIGHT!
Cole: I guess your right, King!
The Tron unpauses from The DX Locker Room earlier that night!
King: Scooby had a baby!
Cole: And Snake Eyez almost killed it...
King: And Urge too!
The Game: So, Urge...Are you ready for tonight?
Urge: Definatly! I mean...I'm not 100%, but I sure as hell don't need to be 100% to take out Snake Eyez!
Scooby: That bastard has something coming to him...
Crowd cheers.
King: Try to whole DX!
Cole: We can't forget that Cool Moody and Austin tried to make The Game think that Scooby's baby was Moody's.
King: It isn't! And besides, all they did was kiss when Scooby was vulnerable...Nothing ever came of those two! Then Scooby turned against The Killa Squad, and joined up with Game. And so forth...
The WNWTron switches to The Prez'/nGo's Locker Room. The Prez is getting ready for the big match!
Crowd boo's.
Lizzy walks up to The Prez and puts her hand on his shoulder.
Lizzy: How are you doing, baby? I know things have been hard on you lately.
Prez: I'm okay, hun.
Lizzy: Okay.
Prez: You know, earlier today...I was thinking and...
Lizzy: I DON'T HAVE TO WRESTLE TONIGHT?!
Prez: No, that's not it...
Lizzy: But baby, this match is not something I SHOULD BE IN! And you know it!
Prez: Don't worry, I'll keep you safe!
Lizzy: Aww...I love you.
Prez and Lizzy kiss for a brief moment.
King: Aww, isn't that cute?
Cole: What the hell are you talking about, King? He's like three times her age!
King: More like two, and besides, IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT ALL THE DIVAS, AND I DON'T GET 'EM!
Cole: Settle down, King!
Prez: You know...I've been thinking...
Prez gets on his knees.
Crowd starts talking in a hustle!
Prez: Baby...Will you marry me?
King: WHAT?
Prez pulls out the biggest stone on a ring you've ever seen in your life, and he looks into Lizzy's eyes.
Lizzy: I...I...
Lizzy can't get anything else out.
Prez: Please, baby? All I need in life are three things...WNW, you, and money...I have two, not I need the third!
Lizzy: I...I don't know!
Prez: How can you not know?
Lizzy: I'll have to think about it!
Prez: What is there to think about? Look all the money I have to offer you, not to mention my great bod.
Lizzy: I have to be totally sure though, hun...I'll give you an answer before the end of the night!
Prez: Okay...
Lizzy walks out of the Locker Room in heavy thought. Prez follows her to the door and watches her walk down the hall. Before he closes it, Big Daddy Cool Diesel turns the corner and walks past The Prez in the doorway. Big Daddy has a small grin on his face, but The Prez looks depressed! The Tron fades...
King: Man!
Cole: I know, it's the WNW's birthday and Prez don't look too happy!
The WNWTron comes up once again with Snake Eyez opening his Locker Room door to boo's.
Snake Eyez: Oh, that felt good!
Snake Eyez sniffs his hand!
Snake Eyez: Whoo! I gotta take a shower, I haven't hand one in a while...
Snake Eyez looks directly into the camera.
Snake Eyez: And we all know where my hands been!
Crowd: Owww!
Snake Eyez chuckles to himself as he goes back into his Locker Room to take a shower.
Cole: That guy is worse than you, King!
King: Or JR and Coach were for that matter!
Cole: I don't know, King, he did it infront of everyone!
Crowd starts to cheer...
King: Here comes the WNW Crew!
Cole: Look at all the stuff they have!
King: Ahh! They are backing up a cemi down the ramp full of stuff!
The Crew sticks some slightly hardcore stuff under and around the ring. They then begin to set up the first cell. Before it is enclosed, they place the titles up for grabs in the ring. They lock the door, which will eventually be busted open. They then mark the area that will be the second area. They put the harder-hardcore weapons, they titles, and they layer the area with barbed wire. They then enclose that area also, with a cell, and lock up. They then put the flamable stuff around the border of the third area, that will light up when the Superstars make it to the final area. They then place the hardest-hardcore weapons around the area and The Heavyweight Title Belt. They then inclose the area with a flamable cell, that could possibly catch fire, depending on if it is manually spreaded there by someone or not. They then check everything to make sure it's tight and in place, then get in the back on the cemi and empty out!
King: Well...here it comes! My God!
Cole: Let's catch you up alittle with this first...
TRUSTCompany's "Downfall" hits once again as a video is played on the Tron...
The video shows us every superstar in this rumble, the Crowd cheers realizing a few people are returning!
"Can I break away? Push me away, make me fall...Just to see, another side of me. Push me away, you can see, what I see, the other side of me."
The video continues and shows The Prez beating his office up after nGo was basicly destroyed by The Game and Scooby leaving. The Killa Squad being killed also by "The Countdown" and Beast walking out, and it falling apart, when Moody couldn't keep it together...
"...step down, step down, step down, down. I’m not breaking, down can I break away push me away, make me fall, just to see another side of me. Push me away, you can see, what I see, the other side of me.....GO!"
It then shows DX in it's high and low tides. The members joining, and so forth...
"No one can see everything on the other side of me I walk, I crawl losing everything on the downfaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!"
It ends on the 2x4 hitting Urge over the head. Fade...
Crowd cheers.
King: Well, what a match this is gonna be! Just seconds away too, Cole!
Cole: Not only do we have the whole Roster, we are having a lot of debuts, returns, ecetera! I can't wait!
Finkel, who is standing outside the hell, gets ready to announce...
King: Here goes!
Finkel: Tonight's Main Event is scheduled for as many falls as possible anywhere, untill no one can go on!
Crowd: Owwaa!
Finkel: And it is a Hell in the Cell Supreme-o Hardcore Street Fight Match for The Vacant Undisputed WNW Tag Team Championships, Undisputed WNW Women's Championship, Undisputed WNW Hardcore Championship, Vacant Undisputed WNW European Championship, Vacant Undisputed WNW Intercontinental Championship, and The Undisputed WNW World Heavyweight Championship!
King: Undisputed, eh?
Finkel: There are three sections, and the fighting will get more brutal and deadly as we go on! In the first section, you may only use a few weapons. All titles will be defendable in that section, except for The Intercontinental and World Heavyweight Championships. The second section will get worse with more brutal weapons, and barbed wire "layered" walls. The Intercontinental and Hardcore Titles will be defendable in this section.
King: Hardcore Title's defended in both 1 and 2?
Cole: Guess so...
Finkel: And the last section, once entered into, will ignite with a fire border. The wall is flamable, so if spreaded, will ignite! The only titles defendable in this section is The Undisputed WNW World Heavyweight Championship! Good luck to all of you, and fans...ENJOY!
The Crowd cheers loudly in approval!
King: What if they don't make it to the last section?
Cole: Well, Moody won't be Champion, I can say that!
WNW's Theme hits and out walk the rookies of the match...
Finkel: Making their debut in WNW...Mud Dogg, DJTC, Menace, X-Pac, JT Cage, Shade, Colin the Killa Krusada, Kid Kanada, and VINCE McMAHON!
King: WHAT THE HELL IS VINCE DOING HERE?!!
Cole: We better be on our best behavior!
Crowd boo's Vince. This puzzles the others as they get into the Hell in the Cell Supreme-o, but seem to figure it out.
Crowd: YOU ARE...AN ASSHOLE! YOU ARE...AN ASSHOLE! YOU ARE...AN ASSHOLE!
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits...
Crowd cheers when they realize who it is!
Finkel: And making her return...PUNKY!
Punky gets half way down the ramp, when the next song hits.
"Walk" by Pantera hits...
Most of the Crowd cheers knowing who it is.
Finkel: Making his debut in the WNW...weighing in at 220 pounds...JAI!
Cole: It's Jai! It's Jai! Prez and him will definitly have a show down!
Jai gets into the hell-hole, and looks around alittle.
"Sinister's Urge" by Rob Zombie hits...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 265 pounds...BIG DADDY COOL DIESEL!
King: Does that mean he is out of nGo?
Cole: I guess so...
The Hardy Boyz Theme hits...
Crowd cheers.
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 223 pounds...JEFF HARDY!
Jeff Hardy looks at the structure and seems to say, "Live for the moment!".
Raven's Theme hits...
Crowd boo's.
Finkel: And making her return to WNW...FRANCINE!
King: Puppies!
Cole: I can't stand that bitch!
"Glass Shatters" by Disturbed hits...
Crowd is mostly cheers.
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...LITA...and weighing in at 252 pounds...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Cole: You know, I just thought of something.
King: What? Lita has bigger boobs than when we last saw her?
Cole: No, but you know how Cool Moody was trying to convince Scooby it was his baby? Well, Austin did it first, before Moody could tell The Game. Maybe that was LITA'S IDEA!
King: Huh, maybe it was!
The Big Valbowski's Theme hits...
Crowd boo's like mad!
Finkel: And making his return to WNW...weighing in at 172 pounds...W.A.C....WINNING ASS CHAMPION!
Cole: Oh, GOD! I HATE THIS PERVERTED BASTARD!
King: Give him a chance, before his injury he seemed to settle down.
Cole: People NEVER change, King.
"Still Fly" by Big Tymers hits...
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Finkel: Also returning from injury...weighing in at 292 pounds...SNAKE EYEZ!
Cole: Pervert of the Year is a three way tie! W.A.C., Snake Eyez, and The King!
King: HEY!!
Y2J's Theme hits...
Crowd is mostly cheers.
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 260 pounds...The WNW Heavyweight Champion...COOL MOODY!
Cole: After this match, all the titles are Undisputed, I wonder why that is?
King: Prez is just copying WWE, it's obvious...
"Are you Ready?...You think you can tell us what to do?...You think you can tell us what to wear?...You think that your better?...Well you better get ready...Bow to the masters...Break it down!"
DX in it's entierty comes out dancing around, and crotch chopping. The DX Tron video flashes back and forth from them to it, as they walk down to the huge structure.
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...weighing in at a total of 1,038 pounds...Scooby, The WNW Women's Champion...Trish Stratus, making his return...Mike Evil, Urge, and The GAME!
They get in and all do crotch chops as the fireworks fly in a "X" shape.
Kane's new Theme "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven hits...
Crowd boo's!
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...LIZZY...and weighing in at 279 pounds...The WNW Hardcore Champion and The Owner of this fine Company...THE PREZ!
Cole: I know why this is his song...
King: Why?
Cole: Well I remember the first show, exactly a year ago, and he used Kane's song, so now he is again, just the new version!
King: Ha ha.
Cole: This one is better anyways...
The Prez looks at Lizzy, they don't seem themself. They both get into the structure, as the three Refs in all sections call for the all clear.
DING! DING! DING! The rookies begin to go at it, but the Superstars access the situation. The Game and Urge begin to whisper something to eachother, then suddenly run up to The Prez and W.A.C. and start exchanging blows!
King: Here we go! The Game and Urge are going for Tag Team Gold!
Urge immediatly gets the advantage on the pussy W.A.C., and backs him up in the corner. Scooby looks at Lizzy, and yells at Trish to help her out. They begin to double team suplex Lizzy, but Prez low blows The Game and runs over, and kicks them down.
Crowd: Booo!
Big Daddy Cool Diesel Big Boots Jeff Hardy over the top rope. He turns around, right into a Superkick from Mike Evil! As Prez helps Lizzy to her feet Snake Eyez runs at The Game, but is thrown right over the top rope!
Crowd cheers!
King: I can't believe all this action! It is unstoppable!
The Game runs over to The Prez and lifts him up high, and send him crashing to the mat for the Ice-Pick, just as Urge drives Winning Ass Champion to the mat head first. Urge Aligns W.A.C.'s spine and the mat, then him and The Game go for the cover...1...2...3!
Crowd: DX! DX! DX! DX!
Cole: Well, looks like you have to beat The Game and Urge to become Tag Team Champions!
King: I wouldn't wanna try that, you'd get the whole DX on your ass!
Jeff Hardy gets to his feet first outside of the ring, and grabs a chair from under. Big Daddy Diesel gets up, and is about to be popped over the head with a steel chair, but Mike Evil comes flying over the ropes!!
Crowd cheers!
Mike Evil covers Big Daddy...1...2...3!
Cole: What title was that?
King: Look up on the Tron, they are posting who is champion of what, and changing it when someone wins it.
Cole: Mike Evil is Hardcore Champion!
King: Makes sense, seeing it was the first chair!
Kid Kanada begins to go at it with X-Pac! X-Pac goes for the X-Factor, but instead is lifted to Kid Kanada's shoulders and is thrown off for an The Eliminator! A high flying, hard hitting, mat landing, X-Factor!
Crowd cheers.
Trish and Scooby begin to team up and beat down Lizzy and Lita! Trish Stratusfactions Lizzy and locks on The Crippler Crossface! Lita tries to save Lizzy, but is pulled back by Scooby uptop, and is Powerbombed from Top Rope!!
Crowd: OWWW!!!
The Ref is asking Lizzy if she taps, as Snake Eyez gets in the face of Urge. Lizzy taps out!
King: Trish is still Women's Champion!
Cole: The titles are all up for grap, after they are taken once, you have to beat the holder. Only title out for grabs is the European now!
Urge looks at The Game, and they think the odds are in their favor, but skwint when Cool Moody AND Steve Austin get in The Game's face!
Crowd is mostly boos for them now!
The Game tries to take both of them down, but the numbers game becomes too high. Moody and Austin kick the Game into the corner, as Snake Eyez irish whips Urge right into The Game! Kid Kanada looks around, looking for someone to take it to. He sees The Prez and smiles, but is taken down from a Deja-Vu by Jai!
Cole: Nice head scissors into a DDT!
The Prez goes up to Big Daddy Cool Diesel, and helps him to his feet. He asks him to help him "take out the trash". Big Daddy nods yes, he will. Mike Evil gets to his feet, and sees Big Daddy walking off with Prez. He looks at Jeff Hardy, who had been hit in the face with the chair, and back into the cell by Evil, is knocked out. Mike Evil picks up the chair, and begins to beat at the lock on the door!
Crowd cheers!
King: He's trying to get to the second section, Michael!
Cole: I'm trying to figure out what trash they are taking out!
Jai gets up after holding his back, and sees The Game and Urge being kicked the shit out of in the corner by Cool Moody, Austin, and Snake Eyez. Jai smiles, and runs up behind them, Closelining them all to the canvas!
Crowd: JAI! JAI! JAI! JAI!
Lizzy is down in the ring, holding her neck in pain. Trish helps Jai, The Game, and Urge beat down Moody, Austin, and Snake Eyez. Scooby helps by Low Blowing Snake Eyez in his snake eyes with a steel chair!!
Crowd: OWWW!
Cole: What the hell are The Prez and Big Daddy Diesel doing?
The Prez and Diesel both have chairs, and are walking over to the right side of the cell, where all the rookies are fighting! WHAM! WHAM!
King: HA! THEY ARE TAKING THEM DOWN LIKE FLIES ON A WALL! HA HA!
Mike Evil looks at what they are doing, and seems to get an idea. He runs over to them, and they think he wants to fight. He tells them something and they look at the door and nod. The Game, Urge, Jai, and Trish do a triple-team suplex to Moody, Austin, and S Eyez!
Crowd cheers.
Cole: They re-inforced the ring for this one, King!
Before The Prez can help, he is turned around by Vince McMahon! Vince throws him into the ring, and gets in! The Prez gets to his feet.
Cole: The owners are going at it! WNW versus WWE!
King: Vince also owned EWF! Jai might want a peice of him for not keeping it open when he won the title!
WHAM! B-Header! MacStunner! Stone Cold Stunner, whatever! The Prez falls on his back and does a flip!
Crowd: Booooo!!!
Mike Evil and Big Daddy begin throwing the rookies into the door to break it open! WHAM! Into the door goes Colin the Killa Krusada!
Crowd begins to laugh at his patheticness!
The Game delivers an Diamond Cutter on Moody, while Urge gets an Electric Chair Drop on Austin!
Crowd: Owww!
Jai delivers an A+ with a Step Over Enzighuri to Snake Eyez as the girls laugh their asses off! Jai gets to his feet, as The Game and Urge look over and see Prez getting kicked by McMahon! WHAM! Mud Dogg gets them into the second area, seeing all 282 pounds of him broke threw the door!
Crowd laughs and cheers.
The Game tells Jai to help The Prez. Jai does, seeing him and The Prez were friends before he sent him off a scaffold in EWF.
King: Jai is gonna get himself a peice of Vinnie Mac!
Vince throws The Prez over the ropes, but Prez holds on, as Jai hits Vince down from behind!
Crowd cheers!
Prez gets up inside the ring, and stares down Jai!
Cole: OH, SHIT! ARE WE GONNA SEE JAI AND PREZ #2?!
BAM! Low Blow from behind on both of them from Vince!
Crowd: BOOO!
Trish grabs Vince and gives him a Jawbreaker! Prez and Jai recover, and get on the other side of the ropes. Trish hands them Vince, and they DOUBLE TEAM SNAP SUPLEX VINCE RIGHT THROUGH A TABLE!!
Crowd: OWWW!
King: HOW'D THAT TABLE GET OUT THERE?!
Cole: A rookie must've set it up!
Mike Evil and Big Daddy tell The Game that the door is open, and they immediatly all run in there!
King: They wanna get in the third area! But how, Michael? They have to throw more rookie's into a barbed wire door?!
Cole: I don't know!!
The rookies lay piled up outside the broken through door. Punky, who had been climbing around the cell to try and find a weak spot to break through, gets down, right into the arms of Francine!
Cole: God, they hate each other, remember watching their battles?
King: No, I just watch their PUPPIES, MICHAEL!
WHAM! Tombstone Piledriver on the floor to Punky by Francine!
Crowd: OWW!!
Cool Moody, feeling better, helps Austin into the second section. He and Big Daddy Cool Diesel begin to fight, and Moody swings him into the wall of cell and barbed wire! BD is then hit with steel stairs by Steve Austin back into the first area! Cool Moody rolls Big Daddy up...1...2...3!
Cole: Well, we were thinking the European Championship would be vacant, but Moody pinned Big Daddy in the first section, and took the gold!
Austin and Moody turn their attention back into the second section, they are put in danger! Meanwhile, the camera goes back to see The Prez hit his head on the leg of the table and is knocked out. Vince is just laying there, but Jai is getting up. He looks at Prez and tries to help him up. Prez just falls back down, so Jai checks his pulse!
Cole: IS THE PREZ DEAD?!?!
Jai nods no, and points to his arm.
King: I guess he has a pulse.
Jai then begins to walk to the second section. In the ring, Lita and Francine are going at it. Francine sends Lita to the ropes, and goes off the other set. They both go for crossbodies and hit heads!
Crowd: Owwww!
Cole: Well looks like they are down for the count.
As Jai gets into the second section, by jumping over the pile of wannabes, he watches as Cool Moody is given a Reverse DDT by The Game, and Stone Cold goes down with a Brain Buster Suplex by Urge! Snake Eyez slithers out of the ring after his long rest. He grabs the steel steps and WHAMS Jai from behind with them! He then runs full force at The Game, Urge, Trish, Scooby, and Mike Evil.
Cole: OHHH SHIIITT!
WHAM!!!
Crowd laughs!
Snake Eyez had tripped over Moody, and went down head first into his own weapon! DX laughs, then go back to business. The Game walks over to the pile of rookies, as Urge pins Snake Eyez...1...2...3!
Crowd cheers...
King: The Prez is no longer IC Champ!
Cole: Nope, he is knocked out next to Mr. McMahon!
The Game asks the rest of D-Generation X for help, and they drag the rookies, Jai, and Big Daddy Cool Diesel in. They lay them next to Austin, Moody, and Snake Eyez. They bring Mud Dogg down on the "bottom" second enclosure. They send him to the door, which is on the left side of the second one, by the corner of the "bottom" side. Logic is, he broke the first one, he can break the second. He dents it in alittle, but gets no luck. They send DJTC and Menace into it also, but don't get any farther!
King: I got two words for that door!
King and Cole: SUCK IT!
Cole: Are they ever gonna get through? They want Heavyweight Gold!
King: Are they gonna fight eachother when they do get through?
Cole: Who else? Drag in a knocked out rookie, and pin him?
King: They could!
Cole: But remember, no title is finalized untill everyone is knocked out!
King: This match will take all night!
Cole: Why do you think they only had this one? It could take all three hours!
DX seems to be giving up, but Mike seems to come up with something. He runs back into the first section, and looks under the right side of the ring. He pulls something small out, and runs back to the second section, and DX. The Game smiles, as the camera zooms in on the lock and chain!
Crowd cheers.
Cole: It's one of those big metal cutter things!
King: They used that at WrestleMania in the Hell in the Cell Match, to get the Ref.
The Game, Urge, Trish, and Scooby rush into the engolfed-in-flames third section!
Crowd cheers.
King: Here comes the fire!
The cameras go back to the second section though, as Cool Moody drop-toe-holds Mike Evil into the side of the cell, locking on the Anklelock! Mike Evil taps out before his DX buddies can assist him!
Crowd is a mixed reaction.
King: New Hardcore Champion!
Cole: Stupid baby wanting bastard, Moody. I have realized that he has always been a dumbass, before I left, AND when I came back!
King: Well he don't look so bad at the moment, he is Heavyweight, European, and Hardcore Champion!
Urge taps The Game on the shoulder, Game asks, "What?". Urge says, "Looks like we gotta fight, Big Man!". Trish and Scooby ask them not to fight, but it's no use! Urge and The Game are already righting and lefting eachother!
Crowd is in a frenzy!
Cole: DX...GOING AT IT!
Trish whispers something in Scooby's ear. Scooby nods and rolls up Trish!! 1...2...Both Urge and The Game pull her off of Trish.
King: Ohh! I'm gonna die!
Cole: WNW has had female Heavyweight Champions...So what?
Cool Moody pulls up Mike Evil, ready to take him out of commision. He takes him down the "bottom" side and swings him into the barbed wire side. Moody goes all the way back to the third doorway, and sees The Game and Urge climbing the second cell!!
King: AHH!
Crowd cheers.
Cole: Look at the look on Trish Stratus and Scooby's face!
The Game and Urge reach the top, and almost have to bend over to fight on top, but the third cell is tall enough above them, they don't have to. They begin exchanging blows as Cool Moody surprises Trish and Scooby. He hits them both from behind, and they go into THE FIRE!! The Game and Urge don't notice though, as The Game takes down Urge with a hard right. The Game kicks him to keep him down, then locks him in the Torture Rack! The Ref begins to crawl up the cell, and barely makes it without falling off. Trish's hair spreads the fire from the flamable wood, to the cell as Moody covers her. The Ref from the second section runs in to make the count...1...2...SNAKE EYEZ LOW DROPKICKS MOODY! Trish's head bounces off the burning cell and she falls over, patting her head. Scooby has her fire out, and helps Trish as Snake Eyez drags Moody into the second section.
King: MY GOD! THE PUPPIES! ARE THEY OKAY??!
Cole: Yes, calm down King!
King: Pheewww...That was close!
Cole: Look, The Game has Urge locked in uptop, and The Ref is up there!
Urge looks ready to tap, but The Game is impatient and lets go. Snake Eyez leaves Moody on the ground in the second section, and goes back into the third. He grabs a metal baseball bat, wrapped in barbed wire!
Crowd boo's.
Cole: MY GOD! HE'LL TAKE HIS HEAD OFF!
Snake Eyez goes back into the second section, with Moody WHO HAS A BARBED WIRE TWO BY FOUR!
King: TWO BARBED WIRE WRAPPED OBJECTS! YOUR KILLING ME OVER HERE!
WHAMMMM!!!! THEY BOTH HIT EACHOTHER OVER THE HEAD! Metal is harder than wood, and Snake Eyez hadn't been hurt as much as Moody, Moody falls down first, then Snake Eyez on Moody! 1...2...3!
Crowd: BOOOO!
King: The Hardcore Legend is The Hardcore Champion!
Scooby and Trish get up, and notice The Game and Urge fighting ontop of the cell. Scooby pulls Trish back down by her hair, onto the cement floor.
Cole: NO PROTECTION THAT FAR OUT!
Scooby grabs a Flamethrower laying on the side by the fire!
King: MY GOD! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO SCOOBY?!!
Cole: THAT'S HER FRIEND!
SCOOBY UNLEASHES THE FIRE ON TRISH, CAUSING TRISH'S LEATHER OUTFIT TO BURN...Meanwhile, uptop, The Game slams down Urge with a Diamond Cutter.
Crowd cheers.
Cole: Looks like Scooby was secretly against Trish this whole time!
King: Looks like The Game is going for a weapon!
The Game begins to climb down the second cell, when he looks on the ground he sees Trish rolling around on the ground. He jumps to the floor and runs over. He goes into the second section and grabs a fire extinguisher and runs back to Trish. He sprays her out, and she just lays there. He looks into the second section at Scooby, Scooby shrugs and continues kicking the crap out of Moody with her high heel. The Game figures it was Cool Moody, and grabs a dumbell weight. He climbs the left side and gets to the top of the second cell. He then notices only The Ref is up there!
King: Where is Urge?!
Cole: I don't know, but Scooby is dragging Moody into the first section!
King: What? There's Urge! He got a weapon too!
Scooby covers Moody in the first section after beating him to death. She kicked him, beat him with a chair, then dragged him into the first section. While uptop, Urge appears with a Barbed Wire wrapped Sludgehammer!
Crowd goes absoulutly nuts!
King: Hey, that's The Game's weapon!
Urge runs at The Game with the sludgehammer, but The Game surprises him, and smacks him in the gut with the dumbell weight!
Crowd: OWWW!
The Game is also "stomached" by the barbed wire sludgehammer, and Urge takes advantage by Alignmenting The Game into the cell barrier!
Crowd: OWWW!
Cole: Oh, my God that had to hurt!
King: Cover him! COVER HIM!
Urge is distracted by Trish calling his name from the bottom. Urge looks down to see that Trish is handing him a table wrapped in barbed wire! He reaches as far as he can, and grabs it. He pulls it up and goes to the center of the second cell, and sets it up!
Cole: Why...HE'S SETTING IT UP ABOVE THE RING AND FIRST CELL!
King: I love this match!
Trish then begins to climb up with a few things in hand.
Crowd cheers.
She sees The Game layed out, busted open, when she gets up and smiles. Trish tells Urge about Scooby, and that she wants "revenge". Urge asks her what she brought up with her. She grabs the little bag she brought up off of the table and pours it's contents on the table!
Cole: THUMBTACKS!
Crowd cheers in their approval.
King: AHHH!
Cole: Barbed Wire and Thumbtacks? DAAAAMN!
The Cameras zoom in as far as possible and get a shot of the bottle.
King: LIGHTER FLUID?!! AHHH!
The King faints.
Cole: King? King???
Urge smiles and begins to pour that on the table too. Urge says, "Umm...You got a light?". Trish pulls a lighter out of the side pocket on the bottle.
Cole: Ha! This Crew really delivers!
Trish says, "Hey, he's getting up. Let me get a peice of the action!". Urge says, "Go right ahead, but leave some for me!". Trish runs at The Game, but he moves!! Trish goes flying off the second cell from 25 feet in the air, down to the cement floor!
Crowd: OWWWWW!!!!
Cole: MY GOD! KING! KING! TRISH WENT FLYING OFF THE CELL! KING!!!!
Trish holds her leg screaming, "It's BROKEN! IT'S BROOOKEN!". Meanwhile, The Prez seems to be getting up!
King wakes up.
King: Vince McMahon ended the world! WE ARE ALL DEAD, COLE!
Cole: SHUT UP, KING! YOU FAINTED!
King: HEY! TRISH, IS SHE OKAY?!
Cole: She jumped off the top by accident!
King: What is The Prez doing?
Urge lights the table as The Prez begins to lay little things around the structure of the first cell.
Cole: I DON'T CARE! LOOK! ONTOP OF THE SECOND CELL, KING!
King: IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO...IT'S A BURNING TABLE! AHHH!
King faints again.
Cole: WITH BARBED WIRE AND THUMBTACKS!
The Game and Urge start to exchange rights and lefts again. Game takes the advantage, and quickly picks up the barbed wire wrapped sludgehammer, and lifts it into Urge's NUTTS!
Crowd: OWWW!
The Game then puts Urge into the Tombstone Piledriver position, LAUNCHES HIM UP, AND THREW THE BURNING TABLE WITH THUMBTACKS AND BARBED WIRE! THROUGH THE SECOND CELL ROOF! THROUGH THE FIRST AND INTO THE RING, CAUSING IT TO CAVE IN!!!
Crowd: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cole: MY HOLY GOD! IS URGE DEAD?!!
The Prez, who is outside the ring with little black things in hand, stares on in disbelief. W.A.C., Lizzy, and Big Daddy Cool Diesel seem to be getting up alittle. Stone Cold twitches alittle, but doesn't have sings of getting up. Trish has fainted from the pain. Scooby is just sitting there in an almost asleep state. A Ref runs to the ring, and looks in the hole to see The Game ontop of a probably dead Urge. The Ref counts...1...2...3! Prez seems to question The Ref, saying that the Heavyweight Title was not obtainable in the ring, only in the third section!
Cole: Oh, COME ON MAN! THE GUYS PRACTICLY DIED FOR YOU, AND YOU DON'T CARE??!
The Ref seems to convince The Prez and calls for the bell! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel hears the final results, and as he announces them, they are put onto the WNWTron.
Finkel: HERE ARE YOUR UNDISPUTED WNW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE GAME AND URGE!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: YOUR UNDISPUTED WNW WOMEN'S CHAMPION...TRISH STRATUS!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: YOUR UNDISPUTED WNW HARDCORE CHAMPION...SNAKE EYEZ!
Crowd boo's...
Finkel: YOUR UNDISPUTED WNW EUROPEAN CHAMPION...SCOOBY!
Crowd is a mixed reaction after what she did to Trish...
Finkel: YOUR UNDISPUTED WNW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION...URGE!
Crowd cheers...
Finkel: AND YOUR UNDISPUTED...WNW...WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE G...
"Not gonna listen to anybody. Tell me who and what to be. Not trying to be like everybody. Tired of playing make believe...
Cause I am the blind, and the blind lead the blind. My time, Our time, My time, it's time...My time, Our time, My time..."
Cole: WHAT THE HELL?!!!
THE PREZ AND LIZZY COME OUT OF THE CURTAIN TO "OUR TIME", TRIPLE H'S OLD WWE THEME!
King: Huh? WHAT? THERE'S TWO OF THE PREZ' AND TWO OF LIZZY'S?!!!
King faints a third time!
Crowd is booing like mad grimey!
The Refs and Finkel have a puzzled look on their faces. The Prez inside the structure orders The Ref to let him out. He shrugs and asks if he is really The Prez.
Prez: JUST LET THEIR ASSES OUT, DAMMIT!
Cole: THEIR?!!
The "Ring" Prez, "Ring" Lizzy, W.A.C., and Big Daddy Cool Diesel are all let out!
Prez: LOCK THE DOOR!
Earl locks the door.
Cole: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, ANYWAY?!!
They walk up the ramp to The "Ramp" Prez and "Ramp" Lizzy.
Cole: WHAT THE HELL???!!!
Prez: WELL...WELL...WELL!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Prez: LOOK WHO'S STANDING TALL NOW, GAME!
The nGo Logo begins to flash on the WNWTron as the Theme hits on the PA!
Cole: NGO?! BY GOD! THIS IS SICK! DAMMIT! NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! KING, TELL ME THIS IS A DREAM, DAMMIT! WAKE ME UP!
King: NGO?! AHHHHHH!!!!!
King faints for the fourth time.
Prez has a huge grin on his face.
Prez: You know, everyone. I ALWAYS WIN! THE GAME MAY BE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION...BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER ANYMORE, NOW DOES IT?!
The "nGo" shake their heads no.
Prez: Don't worry, tonight has been great, but there are a few more gifts in the closet, WNW!
The "Ring" Lizzy takes her mask off to reveal...
Cole: STACY KEIBLER?!!! WHAT THE HOLY HELL??!!!
Crowd boo's.
W.A.C. and Stacy start to make out.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Prez: THIS ONE WILL BE A BIGGER ONE, BABY!
The "Ring" Prez pulls off his mask to reveal...
Cole: WHO THE HELL??!! MY GOD!!!
Prez: WHAT'S UP MY BROTHER?! GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE! HE PLAYED MY PART GOOD TONIGHT!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!!
Prez: COME ON NOW...GIVE EDGE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!
Cole: THAT'S EDGE?! MAN, HE LOOKS DIFFERENT!
King: I thought EDGE WAS DEAD?!!! AM I SEEING DEAD PEOPLE?!
Cole smacks King to keep him from fainting.
King: HEYYY!
Cole: STAY UP THIS TIME! EVERYTHING YOU ARE SEEING IS REAL!
Prez: ME, LIZZY, EDGE, W.A.C., STACY KEIBLER, AND BIG DADDY COOL DIESEL! THE TRUE NEW GENERATION OOOOUUUUTTTSIDEEERRRZZZ!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!
Prez: Well, WNW. WOULD YOU LIKE ONE MORE?!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Prez: YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH, EH?! NO! YOU ARE GETTING ANOTHER, DAMMIT! WE ARE SHOVING IT DOWN YOUR THROAT! First, let me go through a list real quick!
Cole: OH, GOD! What the hell? A LIST?!
Prez: THIS LIST IS WHY YOU ARE EITHER HERE, OR DOWN THERE!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Cole: DO WE REALLY GIVE A SHIT?!
Prez: YOU WILL AFTER YOU SEE THE REAL SURPRISE, MICHAEL! SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE!
King: HA!
Prez: Vince McMahon! You are laying in a broken table because I, or should I say Edge, put you there! You are a piece of shit, that closed down a Federation I was about to dominate, and you can barely keep WWE afloat at the moment. Old age getting to ya, Vince?...IT DOESN'T MATTER! NOT TONIGHT IT DOESN'T!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!
Prez: SHUT UP YOU PEICES OF TRAILER PARK TRASH! Francine, I gave you the chance, I gave it to you...BUT NOOOO! YOU HAD TO HAVE MY CHILD, RUN OFF, THEN COME BACK WITH A DIFFERENT LOOK AND NAME, AND SCREW ME OVER AGAIN! YOU JOINED McCALLISTER AND FUCKED HIM A FEW HUNDRED TIMES, THEN...WHEN I! THAT'S RIGHT, I KILLED McCALLISTER BY TURNING UP THE VOLTAGE IN HIS LAST MATCH, YOU CRIED LIKE A BABY, GOT INJURED, AND LEFT! SCREW YOU, YOU HO!
Crowd is almost silent.
King: Has Prez always been like this?
Cole: There are so many sides to him, you wouldn't even be able to count them!
Prez: Lita! HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU SIT ON YOUR LAZY ASS AND NOT DO ANYTHING?! THEN WHEN YOU FELT LIKE IT YOU WORKED HARD! HELL, I'LL ADMIT IT, YOU BEAT ME AND W.A.C. OVER THERE A FEW TIMES! NOT ANY MORE YOU WON'T, YOU SLUT! AND DX? WHAT DX? YOU LOST IT, DIP-SHIT!
Cole: Damn.
Prez: Jai! Jai! Jai...YOU ARE A PEICE OF WORK! WE WERE BEST FRIENDS IN EWF! I WAS GONNA MARRY TRISH, AND YOU AND LITA BEAT TAZZ IN A IRON MAN MATCH FOR WHO WOULD BE THERE! THEN AT CORPORATE CARNAGE...I BEAT TRIPLE H, YOU BEAT BRET "THE HITMAN" HART, AND WE FACED OFF IN ONE OF MY MOST BRUTAL MATCHES EVER! I HAD IT! I HAD IT! THEN YOU TOOK ME, AND CHUCKED ME OFF THE SCAFFOLD, TWENTY FEET DOWN TO THE RING FULL OF WEAPONS BELOW! THEN AS YOU REIGHNED SUPREME IN ALL YOUR GLORY, I, YOUR EX-BEST FRIEND LAY IN A HOSPITAL, AND WHERE WERE YOU BEST FRIEND? HUH? THEN TONIGHT WHEN THAT BITCH VINCE WAS BEATING ME, EDGE, UP, WHERE WERE YOU? RIGHT THERE, YOU SUCK UP PEICE OF SHIT!
Crowd: BOOOO!
King: Will he ever quit ranting and raving?!
Cole: Don't ask me!
Prez: Snake Eyez...HA HA HA! YOU'D BE OVER HERE, BUT I DON'T LIKE PATHETIC LITTLE SEX LOVERS ON MY TEAM! YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE TEN SECONDS! STONE...COLD...STEVE...AUSTIN!
Crowd is a mixer.
Prez: YOU ARE A LITTLE BITCH, YOU KNOW THAT? YOU HAVE BEEN IN HERE A WHILE, BESIDES SAMOOHA, OR WHATEVER THAT LITTLE FUCKER WAS CALLED, YOU ARE MOODY'S ONLY EVER "FRIEND" TO JOIN MY FEDERATION. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE A LITTLE PEICE OF CRAP THAT LIES! YOU TOLD ME, WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU TELL ME?! YOU PROMISED NOT TO SCREW ME AND LEAVE nGo! I'M NOT GONNA CRY ABOUT IT, CAUSE LOOK WHERE YOU ARE NOW! LAYED OUT NEXT TO SOME STAIRS, BARBED WIRE WRAPPED OBJECTS...AND WELL...SNAKE EYEZ!
Some of the Crowd laughs.
Prez: Cool MOODY!
Crowd is mostly cheers.
Prez: MAN, MOODY! WE HAVE A HISTORY! YOUR FIRST MATCH WAS AGAINST ME IN A CAGE, A LOOONG TIME AGO! I KICKED YOUR LITTLE ASS, AND LOOK WHAT YOU WERE JUST 15 MINUTES AGO...HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP! NOW LOOK AT YOU, YOU HELD THREE TITLES, AND LOST THEM ALL IN ONE NIGHT! HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE! YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, AND LIKE THEY SAY...PEOPLE NEVER CHANGE!
Cole: I SAID THAT, AND I WAS RIGHT!
Prez: MIKE EVIL?! HA! I KICKED YOUR ASS! WHAT WAS YOUR RECORD BEFORE YOU LEFT? ONE WIN AND SIX OR SEVEN LOSES?! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Crowd: BOOOO!
Prez: SCOOBY?! HA HA! WHAT CAN I SAY? YOUR PATHETIC! WHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU JUMPED ON ME BY ACCIDENT? HA! BULLSHIT! YOU WERE ANOTHER MONEY DRIVEN SLUT, AND I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU WERE IN A MANSION, OR IN THE CITY'S DIRTIEST GUTTER!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Prez: TRISH STRATUS! I'LL ADDMIT, YOU ARE A PRETTY GOOD WRESTLER. BUT WHAT ARE YOU NOW? WOMEN'S CHAMPION? NOOO! UNDISPUTED BROKEN LEGGED BITCH SOUNDS MORE LIKE IT! WE HAD FUN WHILE IT LASTED, HERE, ALMOST MARRIED YOU IN EWF...HELL, WE EVEN GOT IN ON IN BCW LOCKER ROOMS A FEW TIMES, BUT DO YOU SEE ME WITH YOU STILL? NO!
Cole: No! Now your with a little teenager!
Prez: KISS MY ASS, BUCKO!
King: You better shut the hell up, Cole!
Prez: URGE! URGE! URGE! FEEL MY URGE WHEN I SKIP YOUR ASS, YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE MOMMA'S BOY! CAN YOU HEAR ME? OR ARE YOU DEAD?! DID THE GAME KILL YOU FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP?! WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! HA HA HA!
Crowd: BOOOOO!
Prez: LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THE CHAMPION OF ALL CHAMPIONS...THE GAYLORD OF ALL HOMMOSEXUALS...THE LEAVE nGo BEHIND AND DIE MOTHER FUCKER OF ALL BITCHES...THE GAME!
Cole: I wonder how many beeps the viewers are hearing at home!?
King: They don't, it's Pay-Per-View, dumbass!
Prez: AND FINALLY, MY FRIENDS UP HERE!
Crowd: DX! DX! DX! DX!
Prez: You wish, SUCKAS!
Prez hands the mic to Stacy Keibler!
Stacy: What should I say? I'm back...and SEXIER THAN EVER?!
Men in the Crowd go wild.
W.A.C.: BUT SHE'S MINE, AND NOT YOURS!
You can barely hear it, but a member of the Crowd yells.
Man: You have no penis, what are you talking about?
Big Daddy Cool Diesel: I'm loyal to The Prez, and see where it gets me? I'm glad I'm up here and NOT DOWN THERE! Ha ha ha...
Edge: You all thought I was dead, huh? You thought nGo killed me? NO! I'M HERE, AND I KICKED ASS, AND SURPRISED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FU...I MEAN...I MEAN...BUTTHOLES!
Crowd starts laughing.
Lizzy: You can all kiss W.A.C.'s ass! ALL OF YOU! And, oh a...I owe The Prez an answer! Prez...Samuel!
Cole: SAMUEL?! HA HA HA!
Lizzy: YES, I WILL MARRY YOU!
Prez and Lizzy kiss, then The Prez puts the mic to his mouth.
Prez: OH, YEA! I FORGOT YOUR LAST PRESENT...WNW!!
nGo: WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU!...SUCK IT!!!!
The nGo does their own crotch chops and white fireworks go off in an "X" shape.
The Prez pulls alittle thing with a button on it out of his pocket. He pushes the button and the ring explodes causing the cells to calapse!
Crowd starts to run out like mad psychos...
Cole: WHAT THE F...
...Show ends as it fades to The WNW Logo, under it it says, SUCK IT! The WNW Logo blows up, and the nGo Logo slowly expandes to replace it, WNW's last show goes off the air.