WNW Wednesday starts off with a BANG! As J.R. comes on for some announcements! J.R.: Ladies and Gentlmen...tonight will be a night of all nights...only two matches were scheduled now we have a good five like we wanted...the matches that are added will be... The Rock who returns yet again will take on Zombie...in a Last Man Standing Match! Chyna Doll who wants this...requested a Bra and Panties Match with the returning Trish Stratus! ...and as a punishment...from The Prez...everyone who isn't in a match will be put in a huge match! The first one to lose by pin or submition...will be fired!!! Finkel: The first match...is a No Disqualifaction Match.... Alien Ant Farm "Good (for a women)" hits and out comes Molly Holly! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Molly Holly! "Higher" by Creed hits and out comes Boo Chick! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Boo Chick! DING! DING! DING! Molly elbow's Boo in the face...Boo falls to the ground...pin...1...Kick out! Boo Chick gets up and knee's Molly in the face...pin...1...Kick out! JR: Looks perfectly matched here! Molly gets the Rock Bottom! Oww! Pin...1...2...Kick out! But when Boo Chick gets up and turns around she sees that Molly Holly got a chair...but Boo Chick gets the Spinebuster! People's Elbow! Boing! Boing! Oww! Pin...1...2...Oww! CHAIR SHOT TO BOO CHICK FROM MOLLY! Oww! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your winner...Molly Holly! JR: Well...I guess the one with the weapon seems to always win! The camera shows Trish and Chyna Doll coming to the ramp with all their clothes ON!!! The guys in the crowd go nuts! Finkel: The next match is a Bra and Panties Match!!! Lita's Music hits and out comes Chyna Doll! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll! The Hardy Boyz's Music hits and Trish makes her debut back from operations! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus! DING! DING! DING! JR: LET THE CLOTHES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!!! Trish gets a spear when Chyna Doll turns around and Trish pulls off Chyna Dolls shirt as the crowd chants... Crowd: SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! SLUT! Chyna Doll gets up...looks at the crowd...looks at Trish and gets the Tornado DDT! When Chyna Doll gets up she pulls off Trish's Pants! JR: Hey! What is she doing??? Chyna Doll gets out of the ring and grabs a steel chair! She gets in the ring...when Trish gets up she gets a STEEL CHAIR TO THE FACE! Oww! Finkel: In a result of disqualifacation...here's your winner...Trish Stra... CHAIR SHOT TO FINKEL FROM CHYNA DOLL!!! OWWW!!! JR: What the fuck is wrong with her??? GLAD SHE CAN'T GET UP HERE!!! The camera goes to The New Outsiderz Locker Room! Prez: I can't wait to run to the ring and say,"YOUR FIRED!!!!!!" HHH: Cool, Prez! I'm happy for you...like I say,"THE WEAK DO NOT BELONG!!!!!" Prez: Ha...Triple H??? HHH: Yeah??? Prez: YOUR FIRED!!!!! The crowd goes crazy! HHH: What?????? Prez: Joking...joking! Finkel: The next match is a huge match...the winner gets to be the #1 Contender for the European Championship...the one who is pinned, or submits...they are fired!!! JR: Oh...HELLO PREZ!!! Prez: Hello JR! Aren't you excited??? JR: Kind of Prez! Eminem's "Purple Hills" hits and out comes JHC! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic! Prez: Jeff Hardy's BITCH! Jeff Hardy's DICK! Jeff Hardy's A PRICK! I HATE THAT LITTLE FUCKING HO! "Woo Hoo" by Blur hits...out comes Wrath! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 235 lbs...Wrath! Prez: JR? Did you see that day when I kicked Wrath's ass??? JR: Yes...yes I did Prez! Prez: Good! Leadership for example is what I call it! JR: Hello...Triple H! HHH: Hello...JR! Prez: Remember when HHH kicked your ass JR??? JR: ........Oh.......SHUT UP! Prez: Hey! Don't fuck with me ya twirp! Holk Hogan's Music hits and out goes "The Worm"! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 220 lbs...Murphy "The Worm" Rodman!!! Prez: Ha ha ha! What a gay name! HA HA HA HA! HHH: Yeah...that is a funny ass name! HA HA HA! "God of Thunder" by Kiss hits and out comes Doom! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 350 lbs...DOOM!!! Prez: Pathetic! That's what they should call him! HA HA HA! Break the Walls Down hits and out comes Jericho! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 250 lbs..."Y2J"...Chris Jericho! DING! DING! DING! "The Worm" and the rest of them get a Twist of Fate from JHC! She pins "The Worm"...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here's your winner...Jeff Hardy's Chic! The Prez and Triple H leave the Comentary Booth as Vince McMahon's Music hits and The Prez and Triple H walk down the ramp! Triple H grabs a chair and The Prez gets a mic! Triple H sets the chair in the middle of the ring and grabs Murphy! The Prez holds the mic up to his lips and Triple H gives "The Worm" a Pedigree on to the steel chair! Prez: ...Murphy "The Gay Ass" Rodman...YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JR: GOOD! SOMEONE GAY HAD TO GO!!! As everyone leaves the ring...Finkel get back on... Finkel: The next match...is a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!!! JR: This will be the end of The Rock VS Zombie...right here TONIGHT!!! Chris Benoit's Music hits and out comes The Rock! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 500 lbs...The Rock!!! Crowd: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! The Rock grabs a mic! Rock: You know...like last night...and like always Chyna Doll...she will always be a SLUT! Crowd: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! JR: OWW!!! Zombie from behind with a steel chair! The Rock is down...1...2...3...4...The Rock gets up to another chair shot...1...2...3...4...5...The Rock gets up again and Zombie goes for another chair shot, but The Rock ducks and Zombie hits The Ref!!! Another one comes out and counts Zombie down after a Chokeslam from Rock! 1...2...3...Zombie gets up and gets a chair shot to the head! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...Zombie gets up...The Rock sets the chair down! ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM ON THE CHAIR! OWW!!!! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! DING! DING! DING! Finkel: Here is your LAST MAN STANDING...THE ROCK!!!!!! JR: I though Zombie would win...but I guess not! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! Finkel: The next match...is a LADDER MATCH...for The WNW European...and Heavyweight Championships... "Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and out comes Extreme Raye! Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Extreme Raye! "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes The Survival! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 280 lbs...he is The WNW European Champion...The Survival! Triple H's Music hits and out he comes! Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 251 lbs...he is The WNW Heavyweight Champion...Triple H! DING! DING! DING! Extreme Raye goes and grabs the ladder as Triple H takes out The Survival with a Neckbreaker! Extreme Raye gets in and hits Triple H right in the head with the ladder! OWW! The Survival gets up and Extreme Raye and him begin to climb the ladder to get the titles! When Triple H gets up and knocks down the ladder Extreme Raye falls over the ropes and Survival stays hanging from the titles! Triple H doesn't want him to win...so with a bloody head Triple H pulls down Survival from his feet! Triple H throws him over the top rope and sets up the ladder...when Extreme Raye gets up...she doesn't seem to be EXTREME ENOUGH! So she runs up the ramp! Triple H sets up a table outside of the ring...takes Survival...gets on the table and Pedigree's him through it! Oww! Nose connects to the floor! Triple H gets in the ring and starts to climb...but he notices that Extreme Raye is gone, so as that distracts him, and he looks for her, Survival grabs a bat and throws it at Triple H! As Triple H looks to see if Survival is up yet, the bat hits him right in the gut! Oww! He falls off the ladder and Survival gets in the ring and throws him out! Survival starts to climb...and it looks like he is going to win! JR: Hey...what??? Extreme Raye comes back down the ramp and knocks The Survival off the ladder...during his fall he hits the turnbuckle! Oww! Then he fall onto the floor outside the ring! Triple H gets back in and as Extreme Raye gets a chair and beats on Survival, he climbs to get the victory! DING! DING! DING! JR: DAMMIT! NO! NO! NO! Finkel: Here is your new WNW European Champion...and still...The WNW Heavyweight Champion...Triple H! The show goes off the air...