The Sunday Show starts as Michael Cole comes to the camera...
Cole: Well...tonight sure will be interesting...I think th...HEY! WHAT THE???
Vince McMahon's Music hits and The Prez comes to the ring with Boo Chick!
Finkel: Making their way to the ring...accompanied by Boo Chick...he is the Owner of WNW, WNW Intercontinental Champion, and one half of the Tag Team Champions...The Prez!
The Prez and Boo Chick get in the ring and The Prez gets a mic!
Prez: The Rock, huh??? Well...I'll tell you about that peice of shit!
Crowd: Boo!
Prez: Once again...the little fucker quit!!!
Crowd: Rocky Sucks! Rocky Sucks! Rocky Sucks! Rocky Sucks!
The Hardy Boyz Music hits as Trish makes her way to the ring!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus!
Trish: Rock QUIT??? Ha ha ha! THAT'S BULL SHIT! MY MAN WOULD NEVER QUIT!!!
Prez: Wanna find out???
Trish: Show me the proof then...
Prez: Rock...get out here!!!
Chris Benoit's Music hits and out comes Rock!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...The Rock!
Prez: ROCK! TELL TRISH WHAT YOU DID!!!
Rock: Trish...I QUIT!!!
Trish is in shock!
Prez: Oh, and Rock!?
Rock: What...PREZ???
Prez: Wha? Wha? Wha? You have a Cage Match against Undertaker tonight! Wha?
Rock: I QUIT! I HAVE NO MATCH AGAINST NO FUCKER NAMED UNDERTAKER!!!
Prez: YES YOU DO...BOYS!!!
The APA comes out and take The Rock away!
Trish: I don't know what to say!
Prez: I think Boo Chick does!!!
Boo Chick: TRISH THE DISH!!!
Prez, Boo Chick, and Trish leave!
Cole: MAN!!!
The camera goes to The New Outsiderz Locker Room where you see Triple H, Chyna Doll, and Extreme Raye!
Extreme Raye: So...Triple H? Are you gonna whip some ass tonight???
Triple H: HELL YEAH!!!
Chyna Doll: Hey...DON'T HIT ON MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Triple H: Hey, Chyna Doll! It's not my fault I atrack girls like a magnet!
Prez and Boo Chick walk in!
Triple H: Hey, GREAT JOB GUYS!!!
Prez: THANKS!
Finkel: The first match is for The WNW Women's Championship...
The Hardy Boyz Music hits and out comes Trish, looking like she was crying!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Trish Stratus!
"Points of Authority" by Linkin Park hits and out comes Extreme Raye!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is the WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye!
Cole: Anyone could be the new Women's Champ...it seems to change hands every week!
DING! DING! DING! Trish runs at her but gets a Spear from top rope! Pin...1...KICK OUT!!! Extreme Raye picks up the drowsy Trish and gives her an X-Factor! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT! Trish gets up and sees that Extreme Raye is getting a chair! When Extreme Raye gets in the ring and swings the chair at Trish she ducks and gets her down for the Crippler Crossface! Trish's Signature Move! Does she tap? Does she??? Extreme Raye gets a Rope Break! When Trish gets up you can see her cursing! She gets a DDT and the pin! 1...KICK OUT! Trish again curses! Trish bounces off the rope and when Extreme Raye gets up she goes for a Huricanrana! But, no! Extreme Raye grabs Trish! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! OWWWW!!! PIN...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: And still...The WNW Women's Champion...Extreme Raye!
The camera goes to Molly Holly and JHC's Locker Room!
Molly: I hope we win tonight Jeff Hardy's Chic!
JHC: Yeah...ME TOO!
Molly: You have a match against Triple H...right before, that can make you tierd!
JHC: Don't worry! He'll be a piece of cake!
Finkel: The next match is for The WNW Hardcore Championship!
Lita's Music hits and Chyna Doll heads to the ring!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Chyna Doll!
"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes Survival! The crowd cheers!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...he is The WNW Hardcore Champion...weighing in at 280 lbs...The Survival!
DING! DING! DING! Survival gets the Jackhammer and the pin...1...KICK OUT! Chyna Doll gets up and dilivers the Tornado DDT perfectly! Pin...1...KICK OUT! The Survival gets up and trips down Chyna Doll and locks the Anklelock! Does she tap? There is no DQ! That means no rope break! She doesn't tap...she kicks him in the face and he rolls out of the ring! As Chyna Doll feels the after-effects of the lock The Rock runs down the ramp with The APA following...Chyna Doll runs after The APA...but she is too slow from the lock! When she turns around, Survival pops out from under the ring and hits her with a chair! Oww! He grabs a table and sets it up in the ring! He runs back out and brings Chyna Doll back in...LAST RIDE! Survival's FINISHER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OWW!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: And still...The WNW Hardcore Champion...The Survival!
Triple H is seen running on the camera down the hall! He runs into Survival! He grabs him and they exchange right hands! Triple H's must have been stronger cause it hurts Survival! Triple H gets up on a table that was sitting there and PEDIGREE THROUGH THE TABLE TO SURVIVAL! OWW!!! Chyna Doll comes and sees what happens! She smiles and gets Survival on a fresh table...MOONSAULT! OWW!
Finkel: The next match...is for The WNW European Championship...
"Purple Hills" by Eminem hits and out comes JHC!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...she is the #1 contendor for The WNW European Championship...Jeff Hardy's Chic!
Triple H's Music hits and out he comes!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 251 lbs...he is The WNW European Champion, Heavyweight Champion, and one half of The WNW Tag Team Champions...Triple H!
DING! DING! DING! Triple H gets Neckbreaker! Pin...1...KICK OUT! He again gives JHC a Neckbreaker! Pin...1...2...KICK OUT! PEDIGREE!!! OWW! PIN...1...2...KICK OUT!!!!! Triple H gets up and starts to taunt JHC! "Give me your best shot, bitch!!!" He says! When she stands up he says it again! "Come on!!!" She stands there for a second and smiles! She starts to walk towards him! "COME ON BITCH!!!" He says! OWW!!! Chyna Doll...chair shot from behind! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: Here is your winner by disqualifacation...Jeff Hardy's Chic! But still...The WNW European Champion...Triple H!!!
Cole: Those cheating...MOTHER...FUCKING...PEICES...OF...MOTHER...FUCKING...SHIT!!!
Finkel: The next match is a Tag Team Match for The WNW Tag Team Championships!!!
Eminem's "Purple Hills" again hits as JHC makes her way to the ring holding her back!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Jeff Hardy's Chic!
Alien Ant Farm "Good (for a women)" hits and Molly Holly makes her way to the ring!
Finkel: Making her way to the ring...Molly Holly!
Lance Storms Music hits as The New Outsiderz come to the ring!
Finkel: Weighing in at a total of 530 lbs...They are The WNW Tag Team Champions...The Prez is the Owner of WNW and The WNW Intercontinental Champion...Triple H is The WNW European and WNW Heavyweight Champion...The Prez and Triple H...The New Outsiderz!
DING! DING! DING! The Prez and Molly Holly are in first! Molly tries to elbow Prez in his face, but he ducks and gets the DDT! Pin...1...KICK OUT! The Prez tags Triple H! Triple H hits Molly in the face with his knee! Pin...1...2...JHC KICKS HHH! He then bounces Molly of the ropes! Face Buster! Oww! Pin...1...2...JHC AGAIN! The Prez runs and throws JHC's Head into the turnbuckle! Triple H hooks the arms! PEDIGREE!!! Pin...1...2...3! DING! DING! DING!
Finkel: And still The WNW Tag Team Champions...Triple H and The Prez...The New Outsiderz!
Cole: DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! WHY THE FUCK DO THOSE FUCKERS ALWAYS WIN???
Finkel: The next match is a Cage Match...(The Cage lowers)
Chris Benoit's Music hits one last time...
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 500 lbs...The Rock!!!
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits and out comes The Undertaker!
Finkel: Making his way to the ring...weighing in at 326 lbs...The Undertaker!
DING! DING! DING! The Cage Door closes...The Undertaker gets the Chokeslam on The Rock! Oww!
Cole: NO!!!! NOT THESE BITCHES! EVEN THOUGH THE ROCK DESERVES THIS...NOOOOOO!!!
The New Outsiderz, The Prez, Triple H, Chyna Doll, Boo Chick, and Extreme Raye make thier way to the cage...along with Faarooq and Bradshaw...The APA!!! The climb the cage and get into it and The Undertaker looks scared, but The New Outsiderz and The APA came for The Rock! PEDIGREE!!! Oww! PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!! Oww! MOONSAULT!!! Oww! THE BITCH!!! Oww! TOMBSTONE PILDRIVER!!! Oww! Then they give The Rock to The Undertaker...he climbs the cage with The Rock over his shoulder busted open! OH, MY GOD!!! LAST RIDE OF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!! OWWWW!!! The Undertaker climbs down the other side of the cage...he grabs a mic!
Undertaker: I am not joining The New Outsiderz...THIS WAS STRICTLY BUSSINESS!!!
He throws The Prez the mic!
Prez: ROCK??? YOUR FIERD!!!
All of the sudden Trish Startus runs down the ramp to help The Rock...but is greeted by a Undertaker RUNNING DDT!!! OWW!!!
Finkel: Here is your winner...The Undertaker!!!
The show goes off the air!