This was the biggest planned show of the year, matches like a Number One Contenders Battle Royal for The Hardcore Championship...
A BRAND NEW Women's Championship Match...
Team Psycho Vs. Excess Velocity for the Tag Team Championship...
and Kid Rock Returns Vs. Joe for the World Championship!
What happened? One thing led to another and it ended up being a Hardcore Elimination Battle Royal for the Vacated Hardcore Championship. Note: Krimson is currently out of action, therefore he must forfeit the belt.
After all the entrances, the match starts. Excess Velocity (Hunter and Adam) team up on Bear Bear. Joe goes after Lion the You-Know-What. Sam goes after Eagle, but receives a Dive For Your Life! into the nuts!
Adam finishes off Bear Bear with his Uppercut finisher, as Hunter hits a Swanton Bomb on his candy ass. 1, 2, 3...Eliminated!
Hunter covers Bear Bear after a devastating Swanton Bomb off the top of the couch.
Joe has since knocked Lion out cold. Cover, 1, 2, 3, Eliminated...proving Lion really is..."the Bitch!"
Adam and Hunter tear away from each other, as Adam goes after Triple B. Hunter is then blindsided by the World Champion, Joe! Joe hits a few knees to Hunter's ribs and a few shots to the head. Pin, 1, 2, 3! Eliminated...Adam discardes Browner and goes after Joe. Too late for Hunter, but whatever.
Sam has since battled back against Eagle. (How hard can that be? Try a shot to the nuts!) Sam gets creative with a Power Head Slam to the floor and a Piledriver...Eagle is obviously done for. 1, 2, 3...Eliminated.
After taking out Eagle, Sam makes sure his old nemisis Hunter stays out of the action!
Adam and Joe have since been brawling, when Adam pulls a fast toy gun to the head of Joe!
The toy gun thing will become real repetitive, very soon...
Incoming Sam, WHAM! Barrel to Sam also! Joe comes back, but Adam takes him out again with a pin...
Adam pins the World Champion after a cheap shot to the head...twice!
1...2...3...Eliminated! Adam has pinned the World Champion, folks.
Adam, like Krimson, favors the use of weapons.
Sam has since gained his fight back and hits a Superkick to Adam's turning chest! Adam loses his air as he falls to the ground.
Embarrasingly enough, Sam grabs a thing of plastic wrap with catsup inside! He then acts as though he bites Adam's leg in a pathetic attempt at a cannibalism storyline. He then slides the catsup back and forth and looks pathetic, as it splatters all over the place...sticky as hell too!
Cannibalism?! Where in the hell did he get that idea!? We know! Do you?
Sam then laughs and gets the pin over with, 1, 2, 3...Eliminated. Adam gets pissed off that he just lost in a fake act of cannibalism and catsup smashing retardedness! He then blindsides Sam from behind, who thinks he's won, with that toy gun. Everyone watches on in disbelief as Adam grabs Triple B from where he was left, placing him on top of Sam.
Triple B pinning Sam?!!
1, 2, and sadly...
3! New Hardcore Champion...BROWNER BEAR BEAR, TRIPLE B!
"I'M THE HARDCORE CHAMPION! WHAT? WHAT?! WHAT?!!! DIE, BITCHES!!!!!!!!" *Gun shots...*
After the show that was supposed to be the biggest one of the year turned into a piece of shit loaded with cannibalism, screw jobs, and surprises...the four get ready to take out their bad moods on each other on HALO! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!