So, you think your untouchable? Word life, this is basic thuganomix...I'm untouchable, but I'm forcin' you to feel me! Whoops! This isn't John Cena's Entrance Music Lyrics, is it? lol...
This "episode" of WWF Jr., Survivor Series 2003, was special because it was being taped. Some stills were taken of blown up pictures and shit like that with the music playing in the background. Intros were recorded. Then the matches were choreographed and planned out. (WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHAT?!! THE MATCHES ARE PLANNED?! SINCE WHEN?! Haha. WWF Jr. Fact: The matches used to be unscripted, unplanned, out of control, and usually boring.)
After the stills were shot and the intros were done, the bell rang. Hunter began to beat the hell out of Eagle. I'd say Triple B and Lion the B' were fighting during this, but that would be a lie. lmao. Hunter basically eliminated Eagle from the picture by slamming him into the brick fireplace. Then throwing him out of the ring area.
He then took it to Lion, doing similar things to him. After he was out of the picture, Bear Bear decided to interfere. He wants the Hardcore Belt too, ya know! Hunter retaliates by sending Bear Bear into the chair, wrenching his back. (Yes, I know he's a bear. I'm trying to be a good writer here, okay?)
Browner was the last victim left. Perfect time for the Simon Slam! He hits it...1...2...WHAM! Sam, now Sammibal, from behind! Sammibal hits Hunter with a few shots to the back and neck, then sends him for a Powerbomb ride to hell.
Sammibal takes the camera over, as the camera woman, takes to the action! Candy with a Chick Kick to the head of Hunter! Cover...1...2...3! NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION...A WOMAN! CANDY!
HOW THE HELL WILL CANDY TAPE SHOWS WHEN SHE IS HARDCORE CHAMP? PEOPLE WILL ATTACK HER LEFT AND RIGHT! AND ARE SAMMIBAL AND CANDY ALLIES? It kind of seems like he helped her out by taking out Hunter and taking over the camera...Hmm, the plot thickens.
Seeing as the Tag Team Titles were on the line, it was only fitting that Excess Velocity come out together...to their really sucky theme song, "We Are the Champions". Then the sweet song hits, Sammibal's song...that he actually has part in singing. Check it out in the music section! While the Tag Champs are up top on the couch, Hannibal Lector...whoops, Sammibal stands there with his arms crossed, not very happy with the situation. But how would Excess Velocity be happy? Hunter has to do double duty, but he's pissed off at Sam anyways, why not?
Simble from Sexual Catz is sitting ring side sleeping on a foot rest, as the Cannibal Freak takes him hostage. He then runs straight up the couch at the Champs. Adam takes down Sammibal with a major Closeline. Hunter and Adam then engage in a massive beat down. Stomping ensues, until Sammibal comes to life and takes after Hunter. Powerslam! Wham, Adam comes from behind!
Massive beat down again, just the way Adam likes it.
Sammibal is brutally assaulted by Excess Velocity. Sam gets a vital shot in on Adam, forcing him out for a moment. Sam then covers Hunter. 1...2...Adam comes back. Excess Velocity then hits their double team finisher...Adam hits an Uppercut, knocking Sam onto the couch. Sammibal is then smashed with a Swanton Bomb by Hunter.
Pin, 1, 2, 3! Ding, a-ling, a-ling...Adam shoves Sammibal to the ground and continues the assault.
Will anyone ever come to Sam's aid? Excess Velocity beats him down a little more, then leaves him to die.
There are no tag teams of any threat to Excess Velocity. Team Psycho is basically just Sammibal, considering Krimson is out 'til Summer. Kid Rock will most likely be released, so he isn't really a candidate. Will anyone come to the aid of Sammibal? Or will Sam be demolished for good?
