Dave's hairy areas

Hey you all, I'm David Molineux, lover of all things aquatic and hairy. This is my special Chap guide to beards, as I believe they make me horny. YOU BEAUTY!

If only Phil Collins had a beard, then my erotic life would be complete... Anyway I am here to show you beards through the ages, starting from this 1982 variety:

As you can see, this man is in a total erotic stupor, rendering him phallic to the opposite sex, and vampires.

"Two hearts, living in ju..." Sorry, you caught me at it there, oh Phil, take me. Anyway here is my personal favourite beard, the 'sex appeal' variety.

His sex life must be fantastic, as bristling against that one would send any lady into orgasmic, or even paraplegic pleasure usually only connected with the odour of French men.

And lastly - for now is perhaps the best looking beard in the world:

Oops, how did that get in there? That's one from my personal collection of over 5,000 Phil Collins shots. Sadly, I cannot publish the best, as the court case forbid me, however I had two copies of the video, which can be rented from me.

Well, thank you again for delving into the world of the beard. Please send me any beard photos/ Phil Collins pictures you have for my personal pleasure. Ta-ta.

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