Rob visits TFI Friday

After his release, Rob became a celebrity and the first show he went on was TFI Friday with the loveable Chris Evans.

Chris Evans: whoo, I'm a so crazy, mamma. Here he is, Rob Cooper!
'THE RIVERBOAT SONG' PLAYS AS ROB WALKS ACROSS LANDING, WAVING TO CROWD
Rob: <POINTS TO CAMERA> I'd rather have a bacon sandwitch!
CROWD ROAR WITH LAUGHTER
Chris: Hello Robbo, Bobbo McCobbo!
Rob: Alright.
CROWD ROAR WITH LAUGHTER
Chris: Ooh, you are bonkers! So, you've just got out of Prison. How did life inside treat you?
Rob: Very well actually. I was befriended by a nice man called Betty, but he had to leave soon after I was banged up. I think prison emotionally changed me, I feel a stronger man. I feel somehow able to cope with life more. You all understand me don't you?
Crowd: YES!
Chris: Wow, thats great Rob, may I call you Rob?
Rob: No.
Chris: Oooh, you acidic tongued loon!
Rob: No, really.
Chris: Oh, ok. Well we're gonna play a special game now, its called find the child
Rob: Oh, Jesus.
Chris: <CUT TO OUTSIDE AND A SHOT OF THREE WARDROBES> Inside one of those there is a child, and you have to find the child by coaxing her out with your weapon of love, I know you know how to do it!
Rob: <GRABS CHRIS BY THROAT> you what, Evans?
Chris: Errm, Cedric?
Rob: <STANDS UP> I takea you no shit. I no take this from a you, you ginger pussy, or you friend. You hear me?
Crowd: Hoooray!
Rob: Ok, thanks for that, now you all have to buy my book too, ok? Good. I love you, bye!
Chris: God bless that man.

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