The Runner Said What..........?
Kelmavore:   Why the Hell is everyone going to the bathroom?!
Kermit:  Kathy!
Snake:  You couldn't handle it, hun.  There's a reason they call me snake.
Onyx:  No...........I go up to the tree and offer it a beer!
Skate:  Hey!  Look at this!
Angel:  Hiya Tall, Dark and Fuzzy!
Jack:   I'm a messenger of God!!
Xian:  (pointing to Dee)  Hey look man, if you let me in I can get you a  freebee.
Deitz:  So, uh.............Mickey, do you play poker?
Angel:  Moses,  Shut this guy up. 
Moses:  Angel of God my ass. 
Cajun:   Pointy-eared man,  d'you play de banjo?
Onyx:  Why won't the assasin die?!
Reegan: (looking through the sniper rifle sight)      Helllllloooooo......Dee! 
Loki:    Yea.......we'll just shove the disk up our asses!
Cajun:  Hey bulley-head man!
Steelflight:  (looking at Izra)  I'll never be late again.......
Akote:   Yea.......ha ha ha.......laugh it up Jar-Jar. 
Loki:  rOsCoE!????????
Cajun:  Now we got a rack on de table!
Deitz:  Son of a Slitch!
Angel:  The cheap stuff?!
Deitz:  I'dn't that a daisy?
Angel:  A lot of men come looking for me, hun. 
Deitz:  Hey Angel hit the lights!
Steelflight:   Uh.....I'll be right over here if anyone needs             me......(grimaces)  That's gonna be hell to clean up.
Akote:  No.................No.............no.............no.  Okay fine!     Angel, do you have any raw meat in your fridge?
Ghost Dog:  (looks at Steel and then Angel)  I'm gonna                go........uh.......yea.  Enough said.
Loki:  (peeks around the door)  Found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (runs)
Back to Headquarters
Lessons Learned
Onyx: (looking at Loki)  That is the single stupidest thing that I've ever seen a runner do. 
Dee:  Anybody know how to get blood out of suede?
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