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| You've all been waiting for them...here's a shitload of our famous quotes!!! If I forgot any ( and I know I forgot LOTS lol), email them or just tell them to me and make me write them down! |
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| You've all been waiting for them...here's a shitload of our famous quotes!!! If I forgot any ( and I know I forgot LOTS lol), email them or just tell them to me and make me write them down! |
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My mommy says I'm handsome! -Nina Kurtis: Where's my bag? Me: I Ate your bag! K: Yeah well, I'll eat YOU, and get my BAG out of your eaten body!! Did you just call me lobster crab cake?!-Adrienne Amber: Whats that? Me: A burrito. A: GOOMPA!!! I'm nothing you've ever seen eat!!-Brett G Jeff's an alien!! WAAH WAH WAH!(spoken in song...hahaha)-David L Well, whatever makes your bum hum....-Shane G Yeah, well..once I ate a raw cow!-Nina She's a lobster...a LOBster!-Adrienne You're stupid-I mean-Good luck. -Amber I'm gonna tear you a new hole!!-Brett G I found some ice. It was nice and cold. -Kyle M Hey do you like Trans Ams? -Terry S That's the greatest thing since...LAWN GNOMES!!! -Me Uh then the parents are gonna be uh--wonderin' there -Adrian M He's OBVIOUSLY never had it up the ass...-Matt R She must be french. Fuckin frog. -David L Where did all those preps come from?! The basement was coated in 'em! They where CRAWLING ON THE WALLS!!! -Amber If I was a cat, Sylvester would be hot!-Nina A peice! A gum of peice!! -Kurtis Sunchips! The best chips you'll ever eat in one day!-Shane G Nina:Speaking of intestines... Me:How ABOUT that chocolate milk? We're going snowing!-Chris With these glasses, and this hat, if I had black skin, I'd ALMOST look black-Kurtis Congratulations, you have been randomly raped! -Amber Hey man, did you find your extra small condoms? You know...for your small penis?-Kyle M Yeah there's a good one...hey dad, if skipping four minutes of class wasn't enough for ya, here's a whole BLOCK!-Me Amber! You will fix faucets!! Eric!...You will...NOT fix faucets! -Kim Me:Whats the point of this game? Kim: I think there's a war between the US and The Soviet Union... Kurtis: Why? What makes you think there's a war? Is it the FLAMING WAR TRUCK?? I left my harp in Stan Frank's Disco!! -Liam Look at this kid, he's a frickin triceratops! -Shane I was like a vegetarian, except that I ate meat.-Kurtis I choose you! Toaster Squirtle!-Amber I love going to random people in the mall and saying things like 'Got your condoms?" "Find the viagra yet?" ...."Wanna sip from my jar?"-Kyle M Rae: Rob got driven home by a cop car! Me: Oh yeah? Well at least he didn't get RUN OVER BY ONE! You're OBVIOUSLY retarded. -Brett G Hey Nina, can I use your house?-Kyle M Shut your wang hole chung!-Me When we go to the party...that....banana sandwich party we're going to next month.... -Kurtis Amber: That's a slick house! Me: You're a slick house! Amber: Thats damn right I'm a slick house, wanna...enter? Hi! I'm Steph's girlfriend!-Kurtis Steph, you're especially laughy today! -Kim In the navy...-Me, Kim, Kurtis Knives are for kitchens, not for kidneys. -Eric (Captain Safety) Kurtis: Land Before Time Seven! Seven! Seven! Kaya: Buy! Buy! Buy! Kurtis: Now! Now! Now! My leg! Ow! Oh no! My cross-country running career is over! It's OVER! --Nina Ok..I need a pad of paper..and some pen. -Me I got nothin' -Kaya I'm done. The end. And while I'm stealing everyone else's catch phrases...I got nothin'. -Amber Me: Well, if you're into the whole necrophiliac duck bestiality thing...we still have a duck body at my house. Kurtis: I'm SO there! Amber:...are you serious?! Ice cream is like J-Lo's ass...only less round...and flavoured. --Eric Jesse: I had a shot of Bacardi 151! 75% alcohol! Me: Michi..kala..ma...me...have some?? I'm gonna make a new "While You Where Out Show"...."While You Were BAKED, I Made:" -Kyle M Subway, Eat Steph! -Jesse Hey dudes, smokin' up? -A Cop At Rock'N'Ride EMMBLLAAAA!!! -Jesse The part where I got layed...I mean...the part where I got layed. -Kim(on my guestbook lol) It doesn't matter that he'll have sex with 24 girls, he'll still be a lesbian! -Liam I'll call you the girl who Kurtis' ass is gonna be shoved up her FOOT soon!-Kurtis Kurtis: He must be like 500 pounds and slimy. Ed: That's a CRAPLOAD of salami! One cricket does not feed a monkey. -Kirsten Me: Kim, if I wasn't so straight, we'd be making out right now. Terry: And if I wasn't so damn gay, I'd be watching! Kurtis: Look at me! You could grate cheese on these abs! Stephanie: I don't have any cheese, only cheeze Whiz. K: Fine then! You can grate Cheeze Whiz on these abs! You are such a...Jesus!!!!1 I mean, SLOB!!! -Nina He's balding....I mean twenty! He's twenty!-Nina Awww...L Gnomes! -Kurtis/Me Holy twelve-inch shared dildos, they need to pull theirselves out of their asses. -Me Amber: Give me some words that describe me Me: have some chicken soup and get well soon ! And Now..The Longest Quote EVER.... Me: Oh just shut your wang hole chung! Kurtis: If by that you mean cover your face! M: Yes, that's exactly what I meant! Cover your face chung! K: if by chung you mean kurtis... M: And by wang hole I meant cover your face... K: Shut your cover your face kurtis! M: And by shut your I meant you better! K: You bastard? M: You bastard, cover your face kurtis! I!Not!fault!-Amber Im high on life-Nina Spoken by a true loser-kurtis You look like like a homocidal straightjacket faggot!-Amber I'm gonna call someone who was here and...tell...them...about...it...-Nina Square boobs? that would be squarey!-Kurtis They're stoned in my ass!!-Me Did you refill this?!-Me(Lol Chris! LOL!) You'll be the guy that invents stupid words! Like frizzle!-Kim Awww our boyfriends are FRIENDS!!!-Nicole Are you as excited about me as I am?-Amber My Mom:But you like chocolate covered cherries! Me:This has NOTHING to do with chocolate covered cherries. THIS is fudge ripple ice cream and cherry pop! NEW QUOTES Terry: Fill up my pop! Me: Fill up my ass! Amber:What, is there a hose attached to it? Kurtis: No, but there CAN be! I'd take your body, and get breast implants and shave...then I'd be a girl...with a dick...-Amber Excuse me while I feel around in my pants...and eat what I find...-Me |
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