There are a lot of signs that show us that squid want to take over the world. 1) Have you watched Spongebob Squarepants? If yes, you must have seen Squidward. He, that awfull creature that brings total destrucion, just sits and plays clarinette. But has anyone wondered what is he playing? I'll tell you. The national hymn of squid. So, that is what is heard in Bikini Bottom; the first sign of defeat. 2) Do you watch soccer? I know I do. Do you know any greek teams? Let me tell you two; A.E.K. and Apollon kalamarias. "kalamari"'s transelation in English is "squid" (look it up if you do not believe me). They say A.E.K. represents "Athlitiki enosi kon/polis) but do I fall for it? NO. It trully means; "aurio erxontai kalamarakia" which is transelated "squid coming tommorow". What about PSV in Holland? Its initials mean "People-Squid Victory" and we all know who will be victorious.
Also, do not think we eat them. This is something they use as an allibi. In fact, they fish people and tranform them into the squid we eat. Afterwards, a squid takes the place of the fished human. So if you see a fishing rod up in the sky with a delicious hamburger on it, DO NOT EAT. it is a set up.
To sum up, watch out so as not to be enslaved.
(If you have any other proof or anything familliar that could be of assistance, please contact any way possible.)
