DiaryofBoromir

Day One
Went to Council of Elrond.
Aragorn acting all superior as usual.
He thinks he's so great because he's shagging that bit of elf crumpet on the side.
I mean just because someone has a broad chest, firm, defined muscles, an outdoorsy
tan and loads of manly stubble doesn't mean that....what?
Got distracted there for a bit
Seem to have agreed to go on some sort of mission while distracted by
Aragorn's enormous...rudeness
Ooops

Day Three
Stupid Ring, stupid Quest, stupid Fellowship

Day Four
Frodo dropped Ring today.
Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back
Arrogant bastard.
Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his…
Stupid Ring

Day Four
Is obvious that Aragorn is strangely attracted to Frodo
Ha Ha! Ha!
Sam will kill him if he tries anything

Day Six
Aragorn still into Frodo.
"Boromir, give the Ring back to Froooodoo."
"Boromir, let *me* carry Frodo up Caradhras."
"Boromir, quit trying to cut off Frodo's head while he's asleep so you can get at the Ring."
Blatant favoritism most annoying

Day Ten
Why isn't Aragorn into me ?

Day Eleven
Carried Frodo out of Mines of Moria
Kind of liked it, actually
Hope am not turning into pervy hobbit-fancier like Uncle Windermir.
Not after what happened to *him.*
Merry and Pippin are cute little things, too..
In other news, Gandalf died

Day 30
In Lothlorien.
Galadriel quite a babe.
Feel sure she was attracted to my rugged yet unwashed manliness
Legolas took a bath in her fountain.
Got in trouble.
Ha. Ha. Big elfy git Am quite sure he dyes his hair.
Also, he has spot on his nose
Aragorn suggested we take baths as well.
Only realized in nick of time he did not mean with each other
Stupid Aragorn

Day 33
Frodo being all weird about the Ring.
Won't even let me look at it
Must admit I had a bit of a tussle with him trying to get a gander at it
Rolled around on him till he went invisible.
Resisted urge to have a little cuddle (made easier when he punched me in the face.)
Aragorn would be jealous. Ha!

Day 35
Killed by orcs
Stupid orcs