| My Favourite David Letterman Top Tens |
| Top Ten Drawbacks To Working in a Cubicle #10. Being told to 'Think Outside the Box' when you're in a @#$%?*! box all day long. #9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you. #8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire. #7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese! #6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose. #5. The walls are to close together for the hammock to work right. #4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet. #3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds. #2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you. And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle: You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out. |