First Commandment Riffs


"Hey! Who said I looked like a freak?!"

"Yeah, yeah. They think I'm like a God or something. Oh well. Yadda yadda. Let's part-ay!"

"Are you feeling lucky....punk?!"

"Colonel O'Neill is our last contestant in the pea-shooting contest. We need complete silence so that he may concentrate. To win he has to hit the 500 mark. So, please, we ask that everyone would please be quiet, so that O'Neill may have a chance. May I remind certain audience members that complete silence requires them to shut their mouths and stop talking. HEY BUDDY IN THE 4TH ROW!!! THAT MEANS YOU!!!!"

Ooooooh! Look at the pretty colours..."

"In your FACE, man!"

"Sir! Please! Just five more minutes! I've almost gotten Mario to the castle. Well it's not my falut! Earlier on Daniel grabbed it out of my hands and started playing with it and messed it up! I had to start all over."
"No I didn't!'
"Yes you did."
"Nuh-uh."
"Uh-huh."

A crazed Hanson begins madly pointing to various natives, while expressing his belief that they are, in fact Communists in disguise.

"Alright, alright. Break it up, you two. Daniel, say you're sorry for calling him an idiot, and Connor, apologize for calling Daniel a four-eyed geek."