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Turned on the weather channel after the news.
I was worried about the Touchstone which they thought we had loosed.
He looked at the chart and said with disdain,
“No cloud but heavy rain.?#060;p>
Back with Maybourne at Area 51
With the second Stargate, he was having fun.
He’d make the biggest mess we’d ever seen,
He’d end up destroying Medrona into smithereens.
The Stargate Command crew was run out of breath
They had two to four days to prevent its death.
They looked at the MALP, but they looked in vain.
No cloud but heavy rain.
Well Phoenix is flooding and the Red Sea is dry.
And the temp’rature’s dropping, where it ought to be high.
To save the world from Maybournes?plan that’s daft
SG-1 went to the bunker that held that famous spacecraft.
They found the Stargate. When the timing was right
They jumped into the room, giving the baddies a fright.
They tried to catch them, but they tried in vain.
No cloud but still some heavy rain.
No cloud but heavy rain.
The weather won’t be right till the Touchstone’s gone.
The Touchstone won’t go back till we prove Maybourne wrong.
And every mission you’ll hear my say
If only Maybourne would go away.
I asked the high priest if there’d be some way
To repair the damage that’d been caused today.
So he pressed some buttons and to no one’s disdain
Heavy cloud but no rain.