This is the part of our web epic that is really the expertise of our Siren, Gail, and Deep Hole, Colette, although Stephanie likes to help them out as well. This is the part of our story which shows the mouth watering, hormone jingling, engine revving (ignoring car trouble) BOYS!!!!!

First there is ED THE SEXY...jesus god is he hot. And look at Chad the drummer from Live, this is like two hotties for the price of one.
Now we can't forget about that cutie with the new movie, and I don't care what anyone says HE IS NOT GAY!
Now another hottie, who definitely doesn't get enough love. I can't pronounce his name, and they definitely did not do him justice in Gladiator but here he is: mmm mmm good
Ah The Professor, he was never heard from again...

Finally, as a frame of reference since I am showing you pictures of the hottest of the hot, I have to show you an example of what to stay away from. Here is an example of my FRIEND Phil and his boyfriend...he is a fickled character, ladies stay away....

(DISCLAIMER: he may look sickly but other than the disease of stupidity I don't think there is anything phsyically wrong with him, just mentally)

I need some lovey love
Who are Gail and Colette again?
Even cuter things
What is that noise?
Give me some action...