Feedback to SteveAugust 01
Saddam's two eldest daughters have arrived in Jordan as guest of King Abdullah. They weren't being sought by American forces, which do not believe they are likely to know the whereabouts of their father. Previously when in Jordan their former husbands had called for revolution against Saddam. Saddam lured them back to Iraq with promises of forgiveness. After they arrived, however, the son-in-laws were killed by what was believed to have been organized by Uday and Qusay at their father's request. / The daughters arrived in Jordan with only two suitcases, carrying fifteen million dollars each.
An agreement in principle has been reached for a new round of talks with North Korea aimed at shutting down its nuclear weapons program, a senior Bush administration official has said. / The agreement has the Koreans burying the weapons somehow in Iraq that would justify their lack of discovery until now and America kissing Korea's ass.
Two Marines were stabbed and two suffered minor injuries Thursday when they were attacked by more than a dozen assailants on a nearly deserted street turned bloody in downtown San Juan Capistrano. No reason for the attack has been found yet. / The good news is all the marines will be okay, the better news the Marines have found four recruits more than happier to be serving in Baghdad.
Since random raids and arrests have yet to turn up Saddam Hussein, the Pentagon is now providing troops on the ground with digitally enhanced pictures giving different looks of what Saddam might look like now that he's in hiding. /The Pentagon later confessed we saved on digital enhancement technology and actually used pictures of Geraldo at various life stages.
Aristotelis Belavilas sued his doctor for the three hours he endured in the waiting room and was awarded $250. / The doctor was upset claiming, "I’m only practicing and they’re suppose to show that they’re patience.
A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it. / The dog stated he thought it was a crazed Irish antiquities collector; okay exactly what he said was, "with a knick, knack I thought Paddy was whack and offering this old dog a bone.
A lot of people are disappointed that Arnold Schwarzenegger officially is backing out of a run for governor. / I say don't be disappointed, just because he's still making movies doesn't mean you have to go.
The National Climatic Data Center stated today a June 22 storm produced a record-size hailstone 7 inches in diameter and 18.75 inches in circumference at Aurora, Nebraska. / Apparently the announcement was delayed so Nebraska could brace itself for the expected tourists.
Elizabeth Taylor is being sued by her ex-gardener who claims the actress owes him nearly $300,000 in unpaid wages for ten years of work and was fired because he wasn't gay like her other employees. / Elizabeth Taylor employs Michael Jackson?
A young animal rights activist from Indiana once known as Karin Robertson has legally changed her name to GoVeg.com. / What a wonderful idea, a name that reflects who you are, if Old Dirty Bastard hadn't beaten me..