Feedback to Steve21 that may cause you to hmn, huh, haw. Before journeying through archives, here's some insight into what you may find.
1) Scientists using foreskin on skin damaged by burns, ulcers, wounds and other skin conditions have discovered that the damage gets repaired invisibly with the usage of foreskin./ No doubt Israel has discovered a new major export.
2) The Pentagon estimates it will spend around $50million in the coming year to provide Viagra for American troops and military retirees./ I guess that will make it a "coming year".
3) Most Canadians support the legalization of homosexual marriages./ Apparently misery loves company.
4) Canadian consumption of yogurt has risen over sixty-five per-cent over the past fifteen years./ Does this make us more cultured?
5) Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger is the father of baby number seven./ Seems he can get some satisfaction after all.
6) San Antonio Spurs player, Sean Elliott requires a kidney transplant./ If done and successful will this make Elliott "a go too guy?"
7) Over the past year Irani soccer fans have vandalized over 1400 buses./ I didn't realize they were so competitive with the British.
8) The time people spent listening to the radio went down last year./ Does this mean people spent less time "put on hold"?
9) Nine Iranian army divisions were heading to the Afghanistan border for manoeuvres./ Sounds just like "the Shiite is ready to hit the Afghan."
10) In the States the Venator Group which owns Foot quarters and Kinney Shoes announced it will be closing 570 stores./ Seems they have too many loafers.
11) For the second time in two years a conservative group has ruptured from the Southern Baptist Convention./ Could be their accents, they don't realize it's not rupture but rapture their seeking.
12) American Astronaut John Glen will be carrying Metamucil with him on his return to space./ I guess NASA wishes to insure all systems go.
13) The American Psychiatric Association ruled sex addiction is not a mental disorder; neither is nymphomania or satyriasis./ Damn there goes my sick days.
14) The Vatican Pharmacy will not be stocking Viagra./ At last they're doing something in an attempt to protect alter boys.
15) Kellogg's Tony the Tiger is suing the Exxon tiger for trademark infringement./ In a supposedly unrelated story Tiger Woods has changed his name to Yankel Woods.
16) The Ontario provincial government will stop funding sex change operations./ Transsexuals were visibly upset as they had misunderstood "government supports operations cut off."
17) The French not only are soccer champions but scored another first. They have sex with the highest frequency at a 141 times a year./ It just seems the French love playing with their balls.
18) Bill Gates is the largest shareholder of a company called Icos Corporation. The company is coming up with a pill to compete with Viagra but with less side effects./ Bill Gates a man concerned with your floppy.
19) Obstetricians in Alberta are looking for a fee increase for delivering babies./ In other words expect the cost of "womb" service to increase there.
20) There are four declared lesbians running for seats in the American House of Representatives./ No man is given a chance of licking them.
21) It seems based upon discovered tools, ancient apeman wasn't the vegetarian we first thought, but also ate termites. This begs the question if apeman's name was Charles; How much would Chuck eat wood chuckers if Chuck would eat wood chuckers