- Here's the story
- Of an ugly lady
- Who was bringing up three very ugly
girls
- All of them had yellow fangs
- Like their mother
- Their dentist often hurled
-
- Here's the story
- Of a man named Brady
- Who was homeless with three boys of
his own
- They were four men
- On the streets together
- And they were all a-lone
-
- 'Til the one day when the ladies ate
these fellows
- And they knew it would take much more
than a munch
- For these men
- To somehow be devoured
- Anyway they all became the ladies'
lunch
-
- The ladies' lunch...
- The ladies' lunch...
- That's the way
- They be-came the ladies' lunch
