Old FAQ
This is my old FAQ page, from the old site, I'm not sure which one I like both, so I put in both!
Q:Whats wrong with you
A:I'm just fine, how are you?
Q:Are you on drugs?
A:NO
Q:What is "SPOOOOOOON!"?
A:The battle cry of The Tick
Q:What is "The Army of Steve"?
A:A powerful group of creative minds who will one day destroy the current reality (Which was created by Dan Rather and Tom Brocaw)
Q:And who the hell are you?
A:Steve Spoon, glad to meet ya!
Q:VIVA DON KNOTTS!!!
A:VIVA DON KNOTTS!!!
Q:Are you sure your not on drugs?
A:Yes, anyone who needs drugs to escape reality is not a Steve (Or so it is written)
Q:SPOON!
A:That's what I think!
Q:Whats your IQ?
A:I'm too dumb to know.
Q:Are you single?
A:No, I have a girlfreind.
Q:Who is Steve?
A:I THINK HE WENT THAT WAY! GET HIM! (It's a title, not a name)
Q:Who is Don Knotts?
A:You are not worth the brain power.
Q:Why do you worship Don Knotts?
A:We do not "worship" we... idolize
Q:Why do you Idolize him then?
A:Becouse he is the utimate symbol of cheesieness
Q:The bible says it's a sin to make on to false idols...
A:The bible is old news, DON KNOTTS IS TODAY! J/K please don't send me angry E-mails... no, actualy we don't worship him as an idol, I said already, "we don't "Worship"" we just look up to him as great man
Q:What do you have against reality?
A:It hurt me when I was very young
Q:sooooooo.... your NOT on drugs?
A:NO!
Q:Do you know where I can find an army that is?
A:I would try the Sashing Pumpkins fan club.
Q:Can you get me some drugs?
A:NO MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT DRUGS!!!
Q:Do you have any aspirin?
A:THATS A DRUG!!!
Q:I steped out for a while, why dose this page suck again?
A:Becouse I wrote it between the hours of 5:30am and 7:am W/ no prior sleep
Q:Why was the second section of this page so stupid?
A:Becouse I just wrote without thinking about things much in advance, I find you get some fun stuff when you do that.
Q:How can I join The Army of Steve?
A:The power is within you already, a good start would be visiting the Global Asylum and then E-mailing either myself of the good folks who run that page
Q:Can I go now?
A:Yes