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Riddles'n'Giggles!!!
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Reprinted (without permission!!) from the Houghton STAR,
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I think Dave Johnson may have written these, but I can't be sure.
If anyone has the other set of "Riddles'n'Giggles" that ran in the
STAR that year, PLEASE let me know.
I will weep tears of joy.
It helps to be in the mood for these.
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What do you get when you cross three camels with a Volkswagen? A. Three camels, screaming in pain! |
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Why did the goose cross the road? A. He was Episcopalian! |
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What did the wristwatch say to the lima bean? A. Hey, lima bean! It's me, wristwatch! Hi! |
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Where do refrigerators go for Christmas? A. To a clear mountain stream! |
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How many janitors do it take to paint an elephant blue? A. Six, if the elephant is dead. |
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Why are cucumbers green? A. Because they're wimps. |
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When is a hamburger not a hamburger? A. When it turns into a big, mean gorilla. | ||||
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Why did the toothbrush buy the sock an iguana? A. Because the fairy princess likes to play hopscotch! | ||||
©2002 Steve Maxon