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"Beauty's in the Eye of the Beerholder"
"Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart"
"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
"How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?"
"I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling"
"I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, but I Couldn't Spell 'Yuck!'"
"I'd Rather Pass Another Kidney Stone Than Another Night With
You"
"If the Jukebox Took Teardrops"
"If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me"
"If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?"
"I'm Here to Get My Baby Out of Jail"
"I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart"
"I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral"
"Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial"
"My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus"
"Pardon Me, I've Got Someone to Kill"
"Redneck Martians Stole My Baby"
"The Chick's Too Young to Fry"
"The Pint of No Return"
"Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart"
"Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?"
"You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too"
"You're a Hard Dog to Keep Under the Porch"
"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly"
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