Should've looked twice	Ever have a really bad day?
It's like Squashing Grapes	...couldn't put Humpty together again
A Crispy Critter	Sucks to be this guy
"I'll have the refried bean burrito, please"	Bad Hair Day
Splat!	At least she didn't miss the bus
One Ugly Motherfucker	Just Plain Ol' Fucked Up
Scrambled Eggs, Toast and Sausage	Can I get some novocaine, please?
Happy Thanksgiving!!!	Can you put my cap back on?