murphy's laws ...

The humor of Murphy's Law leaves you laughing at the end of the day. If you make it through a Murphy Day...you win! I have listed just a fraction of these laws, to get a exhaustive list on this click here.

• Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
• Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
• If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
• If anything can go wrong, it will.
• If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
• If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
• If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• Things get worse under pressure (Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics).
• Everything goes wrong all at once (Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws).
• Nothing is as easy as it looks.
• Everything takes longer than you think.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. (Example: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. LOL! :) )
• Every solution breeds new problems.
• You will always find something in the last place you look.
• No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
• In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
• If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
• Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
• In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
• There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
• When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
• Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
• The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.
• Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
• Where patience fails, force prevails.
• We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain.
• Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
• Chaos always wins, because it's better organized.
• When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
• It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
• You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
• Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
• The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.
• Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
• Common Sense Is Not So Common
• Power Is Taken... Not Given.
• The only price you pay for greatness is knowing that it can't last forever.