No Other One
My girl's a liar
But I'll stand beside her
She's all I've got
And I don't wanna be alone
My girl don't see me
When she's with my friends
She's all I've got
And I don't wanna be alone
No there is no other one
No there is no other one
I can't have any other one
Though I would
Now I never could with one
All of the drugs she does
Scare me real good
She's got a tattoo
And two pet snakes
But nobody knows me like her
Nobody knows her like me
We're all we've got
And we don't want to be alone

Why Bother?
I know I should get next to you
You got a look that makes me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction
Not something real so I'd rather keep a-whackin'
Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore
I've known a lotta girls before
What's the harm in knowing one more?
Maybe we could even get together
Maybe you could break my heart next summer
It's a cryin' shame I'm all alone
Not with you, nor her, nor anyone
Won't you knock me on my head
Crack it open let me outta here

Across The Sea

You are eighteen-year-old girl who live in small city of Japan
You heard me on the radio 'bout one year ago
And you wanted to know all about me and my hobbies,
My fav'rite food and my birthday
Why are you so far away from me?
I need help and you're way across the sea
I could never touch you - I think it would be wrong
I've got your letter, you've got my song
They don't make stationery like this where I'm from - so fragile, so refined
So I sniff and I lick your envelope and [it] fall[s] to little pieces every time
I wonder what clothes you wear to school
I wonder how you decorate your room
I wonder how you touch yourself and curse myself for being across the sea
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk
I thought the older women would like me if I did
You see ma, I'm a good little boy
It's all your fault, momma, it's all your fault
Goddamn, this business is really lame
I gotta live on an island to find the juice <-- (really what it says, i have the lyric book right here)
So you send me your love from all around the world (from all around the world now)
As if I could only live on words and dreams and a million screams
Oh, how I need a hand in mine to feel

The Good Life
Yeah, check me
When I look in the mirror I can't believe what I see
Tell me, who's that funky dude staring back at me?
Broken, beaten down can't even get around
Without an old-man cane I fall and hit the ground
Shivering in the cold, I'm bitter and alone
Excuse the bitchin' - I shouldn't complain
I should have no feeling, cuz feeling is pain
As everything I need is denied me
And everything I want is taken away from me
But who do I got to blame? Nobody but me
And I don't wanna be an old man anymore
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
It's time I got back to the Good Life
It's time I got back, it's time I got back
And I don't even know how I got off the track
I wanna go back, yeah!
Screw this crap, I've had it! I ain't no Mr. Cool
I'm a pig, I'm a dog, so 'scuse me if I drool
I ain't gonna hurt nobody, ain't gonna 'cause a scene
I just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea!
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