Suck Thy Earlobe
A love poem by Steven Wallace
Written for my dear roommate (who shall remain anonymous) on December 12th, 2002

Oh what a fine earlobe thou dost have!
The waxy buildup like nectar stimulates my senses.
I wish to lick thy fair and scrumptious lobes of beauty!
The taste is like honey.
The smell is like flowers.
The sight is like ... really hairy.

So then let me then lick thine ears, my love!
Let me sip the ambrosia of thy soul.
'Tis a feast for me, and me alone,
that I may lick at your condone.

Poem (c) Copyright 2002 Steven Wallace.