Editorial

Telling it as it is!

MUST SUCK TV at the Movies!

To break with tradition, Must suck TV goes to the movies with the latest TV to movie conversion 70s babe-fest Charlie's Angels.

Considering that I am too young to remember much of the original series except for the fact that they had incredibly 'big' hair. This critic has to enter this movie knowing the bare minimal, which in essence sums up this film!

Now don't get me wrong this is a good film that will appeal to any red blooded man out there! Where else will you find three of the cutest 'babes' (Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore) kicking ass Matrix style wearing very little.

'The Angels' of the title are private detectives who work for their mysterious benefactor Charlie!

Also along for the ride is their assistant Bosley, a badly cast Bill Murray who spends the whole movie doing little.

Okay the plot is terrible and you'll have worked out who the villain is very soon on, but with the three Angels electrifying the screen you'll feel that you have watched a movie that is better than it really is!

Watch out for Crispin Glover (Back to the Future/The Doors) as a way cool henchman and try not to think of his as ...the Future's George Mc Fly!

 

Wettest Autumn in almost 300 years!

Britain has had it's wettest autumn in almost 300 years which is brilliant as by the summer that can be no complaint for any water shortages that usually happen in this country during the summer time.......Sorry I forgot burst water pipes and low water levels are common place in this country as well. At least it's not petrol as people would be stockpiling to sell on.

Becks loves Victoria Tattoo

So David 'Nice but Dim' Beckham has had Victoria (his Spice Girl wife) tattooed in Hindi on his arm....so what!

The tattoo is ugly and now there is an argument over the spelling. I think the important thing is that the tattoo is well to put it blunt ugly and it's not s if he can change his mind and change it in a few years.

Hucknall accused of Rape

Mick (Simply Red) Hucknall was this week accused of rape, but shortly acter his accuser dropped the charges!

Do these women out for a quick £ not realise that it trivializes a serious crime and that they, by wasting Police time will make it even harder to prosecutors to charge legitimate rapists in showbiz.

Murder of a schoolboy

The murder of 10-year-old Nigerian schoolboy Damilola Taylor shocked the country this week! Lets hope they catch the Bastards!