Editorial

Telling it as it is!

Election Fever: Let the lying commence!

It's official, June 7th marks the start of Labour's second term in power....opps sorry I mean the General Election!

Let us face facts, with little Billy Hague as the leader of the main Opposition it really is a one horse race! I mean, the Liberal Democrats stand very very little chance of getting into power.

Had John Major (or someone of his stature) been Conservative leader they would have still had a fighting chance but with Hague they have No Chance.

Little Billy Hague has really shot himself in the foot when he did not remove the Tory Whip from those MPs in his party who would have us go back to the days of Enoch Powell and his blatant racist views.

All this aside you have to admire the little twit for getting his manifesto out first (like it will make a difference) and promising 6p a litre off of Petrol! But hey, if I spend £40 at Safeway, I get 5p per litre off at their Petrol station, so that really isn't worth my vote if you look at it that way!

One good thing that comes out of the General Election is that all these MPs get to do something that they forget about in the wilderness years between elections and ask the public what they want.

Okay they can promise, but how many promises do MPs keep!

The Sun brings Ronnie Biggs Home - Now send him Back!

Not for me to speak out against any newspapers, but what The Sun did by bringing Ronnie Biggs home is nothing more than pathetic!

With the Press Complaints Commission looking into it regarding the legality and the amount of cash be it £ or $ that went to Biggs family and friends to pull off this coup, I really feel in all my heart that Biggs should have been left in Rio to fester.

Biggs, a bankrupt, not only has his family supported, but he is doing no one nay favor by returning to England, Britain is doing him a favor by having him back.

After three strokes he is in urgent need of medical attention courtesy of the NHS that he could not afford in Rio.

So rather than issuing him with a passport home Jack Straw, should have gave him two fingers and told him and The Sun where to go!

Seeing as The Sun wants him back in this country, they should pay his medical bills and give someone more deserving the care and attention that he is no doubt receiving!

Billie Piper Virgin (Radio) Bride!

DJ-cum-Media Mogul-cum-Sugar Daddy Chris Evans and late-teens has-been pop sensation Billie Piper married at a £220 wedding ceremony in Las Vegas Nevada.

Congratulations go out to Chris and Billie (who from the pictures in the press looked to be a little pregnant).

Okay, I could make jokes about their age, but that has been done so many times! I am just happy that two of the most annoying people in showbiz are together. Keep it confined.

With any luck Billie will give up singing (who needs luck her record label will probably drop her after a poor run of mediocre releases).

For their next act of love could Chris and Billie adopt the following children....sorry I mean artistes, 5ive and Hear'Say.