Editorial

Telling it as it is!

Labour Wins, Silly Billy Quits!

Oh what a night! I go to sleep under a Labour government and to my surprise (NOT) I wake up under a Labour government! (Although in my dreams I awoke under a Lib Dem government and I was rescuing a princess in a galaxy far far away!).

With the surprise news that little Billy Hague has stepped down as leader of the Tories, it makes me wonder why?

Okay, I predicted in my column last week that the little twit would be replaced leader within three months, but I never expected him to resign!

Little Billy may have been a moron, but at least he was trying and with the likes of Ann ['Doris Karloff' Widecombe and Michael Portillo as possible successors it makes you realize how lucky we were to have little Billy as the head of the opposition.

At least with the general election over we may never have to hear from the dinosaur that is Margaret Thatcher for another four years or until Jurassic Park 3 comes out!

Michael Barrymore Questioned!

Michael Barrymore (who in my own opinion is one of the most annoying entertainers in the history of British Television), returned to Britain this week and was arrested to face questions in connection with the death of a man found dead at his home.

Barmier who was uncharged faced questions in connection with alleged drug offenses but was released on bail.

Now Michael Barrymore has what I refer to as George Michael syndrome that being he uses his sexuality to explain any misdemeanors he may be involved in!

He's an alcoholic, druggie, but hey that's all right because he is gay? Don't think so! For example Michael Stipe and Julian Clary (two ends of the entertainment spectrum) is gay yet you don't see him using their sexuality as the reason they are the way that they are.

Michael Barrymore is a pratt and if he was straight he would still be a pratt!

ENGLAND 2 Greece 0

All those who doubted a foreign coach can now go back into the hole from where they came as Super Swede Sven Goran scored his fourth successive England Win

Nice one Sven! Keep up the good work. Even though I'm not a Man United fan some credit must go to Sir Alex Ferguson on his training of goal scorers Paul Scholes and David Beckham!

Keep up the good work guys!!!!

Big Brother 2

Forgive me for I have sinned, yes I have watched Big Brother in the last week and now that I have found interactive on E4 it has released a strange addiction to play with the two camera angles that we can control!

Like I mentioned last week Big Brother is like the Truman show! But now by controlling the camera angles and the ability to watch a 2 and 4 hour delay this brings Interactive TV to the next level.

Now if life wasn't boring enough we can watch the 'lab rats' sleeping, eating and performing tasks at our own leisure.

Pretty boring stuff, although this is great if you are an Insomniac.