Story...
so went into McDonalds. I was greeted by a big smiley face eager to take my order. "What would you like sir?" said the assistant in very proper english. "A McChicken & fries please" was my request. "Would you like drink sir" he said
carefully. I thought about this for a moment and said that
I would quite fancy a chocolate milkshake.
"I am sorry sir" said the happy egyptian "I cant give you
milkshake, the machine is.. erm..how you say in english..
f**ked!!!!".
After recovering from the shock I looked around the restaurant at all the women and children who didn't appear to have heard this remark and then looked back at the assistant who was now beaming at me, proud in the knowledge that he had a good command of english technical terms.
"Oh, ok then" I said "best make it a coke!".
