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MSR REPORT : USS Saint George REGION : 6 REPORT FOR : Dec, 2003 DATE SUBMITTED : 01/02/04 SUBMITTED BY : CAPT Jessica Stratton Knightly News, LAST PUBLISHED : 02/01/04 PROMOTIONS : none ACTIVITIES : December 2003 XO Department Report Promotions: None Demotions: well, we won't go into that ;> Academy graduates: None The crew's been busy preparing for christmas with donations for Toys For Tots and using Santa's sleigh for target practice. =^= =^= =^= =^= =^= =^= LtCmdr. Tom "Sultec" Schulte XO, USS Saint George NCC-63541 Region 6 2002 Member of the Year *** *** *** December OCP Totals Food = $414.34 Non-Food = $890.91 Total = $1035.25 COMMENTS : USS Saint George NCC-63541 Science Department December 2003 ReportMy orders arrived and I was sent to Planet Christmas in the Delta Quadrant for the entire month of December. Once there the hell began. I was given a huge list of friends and relatives all requiring gifts. Quark's sale flyers were thrust upon me. Promenade hours of operation were posted. The time was short but my list was long. I laid down so many credits and bars of latinum it would take me two Earth months at the Tellarite Race Track to again be solvent. I wrapped presents in Andorian tissue paper till my arms ached. Then I discovered that everyone on my list lived off- world. I would have to obtain shipping crates, pack them, and haul them to the transporter pads. Again, more latinum. Just when I was ready to breathe a sigh of relief the baking orders arrived. Dozens of cookies and cakes and pies, oh my, had to be baked and perfectly decorated. My father once again demand his rum-soaked fruitcake. Why, oh why, would no one accept replicated baked goods? And then the parties began. Hours and hours of drinking and eating and chatting and gloating. Would it never end? At last, new orders arrived. I was being transferred back to the ship. I was back onboard only an hour when I received Captain Stratton's dreaded email. The subject line read, "[stg_command_staff] MSR/Deparment Report Reminder". Oh lord, so that's how the old ahn woon would fall! What would go into my report? I had done nothing scientific all month! Certainly I could scrape together something so no one would notice. Oh look! I did do something after all. My position is secure! Scientific Thing #1: Posted "Holiday Dieting Tips" to list. Scientific Thing #2: Posted "Twas The Day AFTER Christmas" to list. Monitored the lists but didn't respond to any and all cries for scientific help. Respectfully submitted, Jay Still Title-Stressed Chief Science Officer USS Saint George NCC-63541 FLEET MEMBERS : 17952 05/28/04 COMM Michael Stratton 19471 01/04/05 FCAPT Wendy Urvand 22569 06/08/04 BDR Tom Webster 27370 03/17/04 CMDR Susan Beck 52101 04/27/04 ENS Christopher Holden 52899 05/28/04 CAPT Jessica Stratton 53613 03/17/04 LT Wade Wantoch 54836 05/07/04 LTCMDR Thomas Schulte 55147 05/28/04 CDT Molly Walter 55148 05/28/04 CRR Andy Hackenmueller 55150 05/28/04 CDT Shannon Donnegan 55654 10/19/04 ENS JoAnna Wahlund 55655 10/19/04 PO3 Collin Wahlund 55657 11/01/04 ENS Jay Pechman 55930 01/08/04 ENS Marshall Peterson 55953 01/22/04 PO1 Tom Ingalls 56180 03/10/04 CRMN Kerry Scott 60603 04/30/04 ENS Serenity Allah 60775 06/23/04 LTJG John Schulte 60798 07/02/05 ENS BERNARD DODDEMA JR 60799 07/02/05 CDT JOSIAH DODDEMA 60800 07/02/05 ENS KARA DODDEMA 60801 07/02/04 BERNARD DODDEMA JR 60814 07/07/04 KARA DODDEMA 60815 07/07/04 BERNARD DODDEMA 61084 10/19/04 ENS Debbie Fee