Ahhh, the Oscars. Aren't they wonderfully boring? We know it's going to be boring as hell but we're still possessed to watch it.

There may be a war on, but that didn't stop celebrities from glitzing themselves up and getting all emotional. I've hunted down some pictures so you can relive the marvel... I didn't have enough room to show everyone, so I've combined a few.

Aff. Lo. She's still Benny from the block...

 

Baz Kidman. She really shouldn't wear her hair up.

 

Denzel Berry. Wow... she's beautiful. Definitely one of my favorite fruits of the forest!

 

Edgo Ono. (Scary thing is, Bono looks kind of good when combined with The Edge. I just included it anyway because I thought the name was funny.)

 

Mickey Moore. He's no looker, but he's smart... and funny.

 

Keanu Bates. Rubenesque and intense. Can't wait to see her in The Matrix: Reloaded. She could do with losing a little weight in her left cheek though.

 

Angelica Walken. Yeah... now I see what Jack Nicolson saw in her... the hair, the forehead... she's a first class package.

 

Wow. I don't know about you, but that makes me want to eat Chinese food and wash it down with some bourbon and just sit back and reflect on that night of magic.

Adrian Brody better stay the hell away from Denzel Berry... that babe is mine!

 

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