In case you hadn't heard, our very own Holly Valance has been approached to take over vampire slaying duties from our beloved Buffy. This travesty must not be allowed to happen!

I implore all of you to print out the above label, photocopy as many as you can, cut them out, and get all your colleagues to pin it to their work-shirts. We need to get the message out there that we are opposed to the legacy of Buffy the Vampire Slayer being shat upon by the talentless hack that is Holly Valance.

Can you even imagine this abomination???

It's just fucking wrong, I tells ya!

When will it stop? Next we'll be seeing ass-kicking super-spy Melissa Tkuatz taking over from Jennifer Garner in Alias. The Blakely Twins replacing Jessica Alba as genetically engineered super-soldiers in Dark Angel. Hey, maybe if David Letterman is out with shingles again, we can get Craig McLaughlan in there to fill in. It'll be a talentless Aussie actor/singer invasion. Soon we'll have all American TV shows sucking as much as Comedy Inc.

Is it just me, or does everyone wince in pain when that 'Made in Melbourne' stamp appears on the Comedy Inc. ads? Seriously, that's embarrassing! Can't they at least say 'Made in Tasmania', or even better 'Made in New Zealand'. Lets overdub their voices in bad New Zealand accents for fucks sake. Maybe that would make it semi-funny.

We have to stop these Australian's from making us look bad. We have to stop Holly Valance. And for the love of God, somebody please get Comedy Inc. off our TV. We have people visiting from other countries that might see it. It's almost as embarrassing as having a goose for a Prime Minister.

Damn, we suck.

 

You can email Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au

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