A few people have asked me, "Stilt-boy, you are so fantastic and have excellent superhero gadgets like pogo-stilts and stuff, but what superhero gadget does Tightrope Walker-man have? There doesn't really seem to be anything special about him at all, except for his enormous head and superability to be really lame. He's got nothing on you Stilt-boy, you're wonderful."

These types of conversations usually ends in me pashing and generally 'getting it on' with the beautiful lady I was talking to. But I digress.

Tightrope Walker-man does have the power of walking on wire and wire-like objects, he's just never had the opportunity to demonstrate this unique and crappy power in our adventures.

So, upon me teasing him that he had no superhero gadgets or powers of any worth, Tightrope Walker-man has gone out and purchased a very special superhero gadget for the princely sum of $19.95...

The Laser Bucket 2000!

Tightrope Walker-man's cunning plan is to replace bad guy's buckets with the Laser Bucket 2000 so that, when they mop the floor they will unexpectedly get lasered in the head... to death!

 

 

Good on you Tightrope Walker-man... Keeping our dirty floors safe from those bad guys and gals!

 

You can email Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au

Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...