Little Shop of Horrors was originally a crap B-grade horror movie, but someone saw some magic in it and turned it into a musical. And we all know what a fantastic movie achievement that was.

So, bearing that in mind, I’d like to introduce to you:

 

Tightrope Walker-man & Stilt-Boy
The Musical! – Special Edition

 

Experience the touching and emotionally charged opening number… ‘Which One of You C*nts Killed the Monkey?’

Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away
But now, there’s dead monkey all over the place
It looks really gross and smells kind of funky
Which one of you c*nts killed the monkey?

And the high energy and light relief of the dance extravaganza -‘Pancakes!’

Pancakes!
PANCAKES!
We chew them up and eat them
Pancakes!
PANCAKES!
Digest them and excrete them
Pancakes!
PANCAKES!
Jenny Craig would be upset
TWM solo: The calories go straight to my head!

And what would any Special Edition be without a deleted scene with author’s commentary. In this re-instated scene we find our two hero’s cornered by a man eating tiger, there only defence… a cheese-stick. Here’s a snippet of the haunting ‘Cheese-stick, We Need You’.

Cheese-stick, cheese-stick
You’re our only hope
Cheese-stick, cheese-stick
Without you we’d be toast
To a man eating tiger
You are immune
Cheese-stick,
We need youuuuuuu

Then, quick as a flash, Tightrope Walker-Man unwraps the cheese-stick and eats it.

“Holy dairy-mouth, Tightrope Walker-Man, you just ate are only weapon against the man eating tiger!” Stilt-boy says incredulously.

“Sorry, Stilty… I panicked.”

Author’s commentary: Yeah, I decided to delete this scene originally because it just made no sense for them to be suddenly, apropos of nothing, cornered by a man-eating tiger with nothing to defend themselves with but a cheese-stick. I mean, tigers should be caged, especially man eating ones. And where’d they get the cheese-stick? I don’t know. Quite frankly, the whole thing’s ridiculous and I hate it.

And the explosive finale – ‘Holy Shit-banana’s it’s the Beared Lady!’

Holy Shit-banana’s
It’s the Beared Lady
Holy Shit-banana’s
I always thought that bitch was shady
Behind her fuzzy features
Lies a vile disgusting creature
Holy Shit-banana’s
It was you!

 

Yes, Tightrope Walker-Man – The Musical! Special Edition… available soon on video and DVD at all leading department stores… and Harris Scarf.