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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma so old she was alive when the dead sea was still ill.

Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.

Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.