Question And Answer Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?
A: With a Porcupine, the prick is on the outside!.
Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye almost killed him!.
Q:What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A:Speed bumps.
Q:What is the lightest thing in the world?
A:A penis...even a thought can raise it.
Q:Heard about the blind skunk that tried to rape a fart?
Q:What's red and blue with a long string?
A:A smurfette with her period.
Q:What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A:A pubic hair.
Q:How do crazy people go through the forest?
A:They take the psychopath.
Q:How do you get holy water?
A:Boil the hell out of it.
Q:What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer?
A:The taste.
Q:What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A:Anyone can roast beef.
Q:What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A:One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with,
the
other is used to carry groceries.
Q:How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
Q:What's long, hard and full of semen?
A:A submarine.
Q:What did the grasshopper say after it flew into a car windscreen?
A:"If I had the guts I'd do it again."
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