Short Story Jokes
After she woke up one morning, a woman told her husband: "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?". "You'll know tonight," he answered. That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book called The Meaning of Dreams.
Have you ever consider what your pet dog thinks of you? Ok, here we come back from the grocery store with the most amazing haul of chicken, pork, cow........ the dog must think we are the greatest hunters on earth!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theatre. As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats. Didn't you learn any manners? Where did you come from?" The man looked up helplessly and said, "The balcony!"
A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house. The Physicist says: "The measurement wasn't accurate.". The Biologist concludes: "They have reproduced". The Mathematician says: "Now if another person enters the house, it'll be empty again."
A guy is driving down the street. A cop pulls him over and says,
"Sir,
were you aware that your wife fell out of the car about a mile
back?"
The guy says, "Oh, thank God! I thought I went deaf."
A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a
dog on a leash. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother
you, but I couldn't help but notice that your dog was really
into the movie. He cried at the right spots, he moved
nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but most of all, he
laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Did you find that unusual??"
"Yes," she replied, "I found it very unusual ...because he hated the book!"
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