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A SEAMAN MEETS A PIRATE
A seaman met a pirate, complete with hook, patch and peg-leg, and talk turned to their adventures at sea. "So how did you end up with a peg-leg?" the seaman asked. "We were in a storm and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men pulled me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!", said the seaman. "What about your hook?" "Well, we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "How did you get the eyepatch?" "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" "Not exactly," said the pirate. "You see, it was my first day with the hook..."

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BECKHAMS CONTROL OVER POSH
David Beckham was sitting in the pub with two of his friends, listening intently while they talked about the amount of control they had over their wives. After a while, one of the first two turned to Beckham and said: "What about you? What sort of control do you have over your Posh Spice?" Beckham said: "Only last night, she came to me on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. Beckham shook his head sighed. "She said: "Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.""

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