mummymummy

Mummy, Mummy Jokes

Mummy, Mummy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush.

Mummy, Mummy! Daddy puked!
Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!.

Mummy, Mummy! Can I wear a bra now?, I am 16
Shut up, Albert.

Mummy, Mummy! Can I go to the toilet?
Yes Johnny I'll take you in a minute
Can Granny take me?
Why?
Her hand shakes.

Come upstairs, son, like a good boy
No, Mummy, you'll only throw me down again.

Mummy, Mummy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!.

Mummy, Mummy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!.