Ange: I could be your girlfriend…
Marty: Na, Turner knows I don’t have one.
Ange: Yeah you do, her name’s Jess. (Kisses Marty)

Bryan: It’s like shit on fur…
Mac: (Blank look.)
Bryan: It won’t stick.

Com-V Bryan: Want a chewy?
Danni: Thanks… Bryan.
Bryan: So, (looking at Danni’s legs, again) must be good to have mac back in the big chair.
Danni: Very.
Bryan: She’s a strong woman Mac, not that you can tell by looking at her, undercover seems to attract strong woman, like yourself. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Danni: Gee thanks.
Bryan: Plenty of good looking strong woman bat on our team eh!
Danni: What?
Bryan: Oh you know I've been down this path before, no point in barking up the wrong tree twice you know.
Danni: Bryan frankly I don’t care where you bark.
Bryan: No all I’m saying is that just because you in undercover doesn’t mean you have to belong to the hairy armpit brigade.
Danni: I’m sorry?
Bryan: Do you?
Danni: Bryan.
Bryan: No, (laughs) course you don’t.
Danni: (Filthy look.) Turner’s back.

Com-V
Bryan: Yeah well I’m tryn’a cut down on the sweet stuff…only have 4 in my coffee.
Danni: You got any teeth left?
Bryan: All the better to bite you with (Raises his eyebrows)
Danni: (Continues to look at him like he is the biggest dickhead in the world.)
Bryan: Yeah I’m not in bad shape actually, I’ve been working out at the gym lately.
Danni: Really!!
Bryan: Yeah the old slab is slowly turning into a six pack!
Danni: You don’t say!

Kitchen at Factory
Pete: (Opening the fridge) Why is there more food here than we’ve got at home?
Danni: (Eating toast) Because someone here does the shopping! The list has been on the fridge all week! (Picks up the paper and starts reading it.)
Pete: I thought it was your turn.
Danni: No!
Pete: (Bringing over a bowl of cereal.) Oh well, good thing we’ve got food here then!
Danni: (Gives him ‘a look’ behind his back.)
Pete: (Sits down opposite her, and starts eating.)
Danni: So Pete…
Pete: I’ll do it tonight!
Danni: You know how we both said it was important not to cramp each other’s style…well are you still cool with that?
Pete: You get lucky wild girl?
Danni: Well might have.
Pete: Go for it.
Danni: You sure?
Pete: Yeah half your luck, bout time one of us broke the drought.
Danni: (Looks at him sarcastically.)
Pete: Is it…
Danni: What?
Pete: You know!
Danni: What!
Pete: Anyone I know?
Danni: (Smiles as she finishes her piece of toast.)
Pete: It is isn’t it. It’s not that grunt you met in the pub last week.
Danni: (Continues eating) No!
Pete: Who?
Danni: Bryan Gray.
Pete: (Chokes!)
Danni: In certain light he’s not bad looking!
Pete: I’m eating!
Danni: And there is something...
Pete: Bryan Gray, that is an ugly, ugly thought!
Danni: He’s been working out, he’s got buns of steel!
Pete: And he’s asked you out for a date?
Danni: Lets just say he’s made his intentions very clear.

Pete: You should make a complaint that is way beyond the call of duty. Danni: Don’t worry I can handle Bryan Gray. It was worth it just to see the look on your face!

Com-V
(Bryan moves over to sit next to Danni.)
Danni: Could I have a little space here thanks Bryan.
Bryan: What is it with you women?
Danni: What?
Bryan: I move chairs I get into trouble. I give my assistant a compliment I get into trouble.
Danni: (Keeps working with her back to him.)
Bryan: I, I don’t understand.
Danni: Well maybe that’s the problem.
Bryan: There shouldn’t be a problem, if I think a woman’s got great legs I should be able to tell her. Look I mean hey, you’ve got a great pair of legs, you are a sexy woman! Now why shouldn’t I be able to tell you that? Mmm?
Danni: Bryan if you don’t know why then-
Bryan: I mean god knows I would love it if a woman were to talk to me, the same way I talk to them. I’d be happy to here that kinda stuff; it’s all about appreciation that’s all. Bloody feminism has a lot to answer for, you woman have to learn to just lighten up.
Mac: (Over radio.) They’re in the street…
Bryan: …Marty Engle has to testify!
Mac: I’ve got another strategy.
Bryan: I don’t need it.
(Both are in his office now with the door shut.)
Bryan: I’m sorry Mac, but at this stage of the game I just don’t care. We tried things your way before, they didn’t work, now we are gunna do things my way!
Mac: What about team spirit? Camaraderie?
Bryan: Well that’s…hardly relevant now.
Mac: Oh sorry. So you weren’t trying to canvas my support over that sexual harassment thing.
Bryan: What? Oh women with no sense of humour!
Mac: Like Danni Mayo for instance?
(BIG look of shock on Bryan’s face.)
Bryan: What?
Mac: See normally, she’s got a pretty food sense of humour, but there are some issues that just wrangle.
Bryan: Oh you are kidding! This is crazy; we’re talking about a bank job here. Mac: And this is what we’re going to do!

Pub After Work.
Pete: Think you mighta gone a bit overboard with the blood old son!
Oscar: Had to make it look as though she bled out!
Pete: Here we go. (Bryan and Mac have just arrived.)
Bryan: Nothing like a well-earned beverage, now is everyone right?
Oscar: Ah, I got yours Mac!
Mac: Thanks!
Bryan: Now are you right how are you?
Danni: (Holds up her drink.) Great.
Bryan: Good. Now look, that is a good ass isn’t it?
Danni: (Laughs.)
Bryan: See that’s all it takes, a bit of humour, that’s all it is.
(The guy walks over.)
Bryan: Get us a bit of something will you mate, we’ve just been admiring your physique. Me and my er... friend here.
(He winks a Danni.)
Bryan: Now there you go you see, that’s all it takes, that’s how you accept a compliment. I tell you what; you girls still have a lot to learn from us men.
Danni: Bryan, you are so full of shit! (Walks over to the others.)
Bryan: What did I say now?
Pete: Walked away from your boyfriend.
Danni: Absolutely!
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