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Church is at his flat practicing, which use to be an old garage, practicing Tai Chi.

PETE: Ahh! How hard can it be? (Hears another rev of a car engine, which continuously keeps on distracting him almost causing him to lose his balance while doing the knee raises) Shut up! (Suddenly a car alarm goes off just as Church realizes what is going on) Oh, not my car. (Races up to the garage door grabs hold of the chain hanging along side the garage door, pulling on it and runs out. He spots a young teenage boy of Greek decent trying to run off in his car and runs up and starts banging on the side window.

PETE: Hey, get out of my car! Get out of my car! (Open the car door dragging the young boy by the shirt and starts pushing him around) You picked the wrong guy, mate. (Church throws the young teenage boy up against the brick wall, suddenly there is a loud crash in the background as the car crashes into a couple of large recycle bins, causing damage to the front of the vehicle) This isn't happening. You're paying for that.

CARLO: What are you talking about mate? It wasn't me.

A Little later on a group of uniformed officers arrive on the scene and Church is giving a statement of the incidence of events to one of the uniformed officers, while the young youth, Carlo stands by being questioned.

PETE: Air-conditioning condensers got the dick, radiator cores got a six-inch hole in it. Do you know how much a, a new grill on one of these costs, hey?
CARLO: I don't know, mate. My advice is to get your insurance to fix it.
PETE: Oh, let it lapse.
CARLO: Well that was slack, wasn't it, mate?
PETE: Well, I've been busy.
CARLO: It's not my fault. Don't blame me...
PETE: I want him charged, break n' enter, intent to cause malicious damage.
CARLO: No way, he's lying he didn't want to pay me the money he owed me.
PETE: What money?
CARLO: The money you owe me for washing your car.
PETE: Are you psychotic?
CARLO: He tried to tell me I wasn't doing a good enough job, He started pushing me around. He got heavy and...
PETE: Do you see a bucket and shammy anywhere?
CARLO: I washed it yesterday and I came around to get the money today. Pushed me around and knocked the car into gear.
PETE: You're not believing any of this I hope.
OFFICER: Unfortunately for Carlo, Marco San Gusseppi is well known to us. We go back a long way don't we, Carlo?
CARLO: Hey, you've got me mixed up with someone else.
OFFICER: He's got prize, theft of motor car, break and entering.
CARLO: What?
PETE: Good, I want you to throw the book at him.
CARLO: Great, I had to pick a nazy. (Officer takes a hold of Carlo arm leading him away)
OFFICER: I'll need you to come down tot he station and make a statement. PETE: With pleasure.
Later at the station, Carlo is seated in one of the chairs outside the interview room; while Church is passing backwards and forwards.
CARLO: Hey boss! Do you want a cigarette?
PETE: No, I don't want a cigarette.
CARLO: You got some sort of anger problem?
PETE: Yeah, sitting right in front of me. (Goes to take a seat) How old are you anyway?
CARLO: (Goes and helps himself to a cigarette) How old are you?
PETE: Old enough. What are you, fifteen?
CARLO: Sixteen!
PETE: Shouldn't be smoking.
CARLO: what do you care?
PETE: I don't. Go ahead and kill yourself.
CARLO: Yeah, well I'm going to anyway. I'm getting serious time for this, breaking probation.
PETE: Break out the violins.
CARLO: You know I can get the parts to your car. Have it back on the road in a couple of days. Gratice.
PETE: (Laughs) Yeah right!
CARLO: Mate, I'm serious, I've got contacts. I feel sorry for you.
PETE: (Laughs) You just go busted for car theft. You're not about to help anyone.
CARLO: Man, I could, I could if you didn't make a statement. I, I could help-p you and you could help me. You know you could give me a chance so that I could be a better person.
(Peter cracks up laughing again)
PETE: (Stands up from his seat and starts to walk away) I'm going to get a cup of coffee.
CARLO: Hey, won't hurt you to think about it, aye.
PETE: (Suddenly realizing his wallets missing, turns back around to face Carlo) Hand it over (Referring to the wallet)
CARLO: Just wanted to get your address so I could send you a sorry note.

Peter walks into the room next door to get a coffee where he bumps into Mac, whose there to see the head of rape squad about a dentist who's alleged to have sexually assaulted a number of his female clients while they were under sedation during a dental procedure. Mac asks what Church is doing there and finds out his there to make a statement regarding this young teenage boy who his caught breaking into his car. PETE: His not old enough to drink but he’s a professional car thief.

Later back at the Crimplex, with Mac, Angie, Danni and Oscar all standing around discussing the Dr O'Shea case.

MAC: Mrs. O'Shea dubs as a nurse for major procedures. But over the last couple of years he's been dismissing her from the room more often before his finished. Now that's when she first started to get suspicious.
OSCAR: I've set up two cameras, Mac. One in the overhead light, second in the corner here. (Points to where the lights are located on the drafted plan of the clinics)
MAC: Alright, but it's not that simple. We can't take member of the public. It's an invasion of privacy.
DANNI: One of us is going in?
MAC: That's the only way we can get evidence on him.
DANNI: What does this guy actually do? Does He, ah! Does he rape them?
MAC: We're not sure. All we know is that these girls thought he did something. This is not a pleasant job.
DANNI: You're telling me. Putting ourselves on the pervert menu.
ANGIE: This is disturbing. Going in there and getting yourself knocked out...
DANNI: Yeah, just so some jerk can get his rocks off molesting you, Ugh, The hairs on the back of my neck are standing up.
MAC: You'd also have to deal with the tapes been played back in court.
OSCAR: As soon as this guy does anything we're in there, fifteen seconds tops.
DANNI: Yeah, but a couple of buttons undone isn't going to do it. How far do we actually let him go?
MAC: He has to do something we can charge him with and as soon as he does we call in the troops.
OSCAR: Fifteen seconds!
MAC: We can't get him for rape, So we've got to get him on a lesser charge. But at least he won't be practicing dentistry again. So I've got to ask; Who's been to the dentist lately?
DANNI: Not lately, lately.
MAC: Angie?
ANGIE: Ah, Mac, I'm not volunteering for this on, ok!
MAC: I'm not going to push anyone.
DANNI: You'll be there?
MAC: Watching his every move.
DANNI: Ok, I'll do it. Had a, a dull ache up the back somewhere. Time I had it seen too.
Meanwhile Church and Carlo have just arrived at his father’s old car factory, here he has his illegal car-stealing racket.

MARCO: You're always talking crap, Carlo. Where do you know this bloke from?
CARLO: He's cool dad, relax!
MARCO: He's cool! What does that mean?
CARLO: I smashed his car trying to lift it. He could have busted me if he wanted to. I said we'd fix him up.
PETE: New air-conditioning condenser, new radiator cord, mate, I'm oath!
CARLO: Dad the guys ok.
MARCO: I don't know him.
CARLO: Yeah you know him. He knows, ah, Robbie `The Shark"...
MARCO: Shut up! You little turd. How do you know Robbie?
PETE: He used to go out with my sister.
MARCO: And you're still friends with him? From what I know about Robbie, it's a miracle you haven't killed him.
PETE: Yeah well!
CARLO: Dad, the guy helped me out.
MARCO: Shut up! Ok, I'll go and see George, Tell him what you want.
Church gives Carlo0 a punch in the arm and the two of them turn and walk out of the factory door towards the front gates.
CARLO: What did I tell you, mate. I told you it'd work. My old man's an old fish sometimes, hook, line and sinker.
PETE: Just say I was a cop.
CARLO: Which you are.
PETE: In that case you just dobbed your dad in.
CARLO: So!
PETE: I must be missing something here. You don't care if your old man goes down?
CARLO: Why should I?
PETE: Mate, this is your father we're talking about.
CARLO: Yeah, he disserves it.
PETE: (Walk through the front gate of the car yard) First you try and rip off my car, then my wallet, then you sprout a bunch of lies and now you want to dobb your dad in.
CARLO: My old man's a loser. He's a sick disgusting pig who help me gamble my own mothers life away.
PETE: (Walks away, looking back as he does) Is there anyone you do care about?
CARLO: Shit yeah! Me, myself and I.
Peter walks up the room a bit and starts dialing for a taxi before Carlo drives up to him in an old stolen car telling him he's nether going to get a taxi round here and to hop in. Church kicks him out of the car and tells him he's driving when he discovers the car has actually been stolen.

Later on in the com-V Angie and Stone are surveilencing the clinic through the overhead cameras that Stone has set up in the clinic earlier that morning.

OSCAR: And this is the view from the overhead light console. Been to lunar park lately? (Zooms the focus of the lens in on some poor unsuspecting client, who is lying in the dentist chair with his mouth wide open. Zooms the lens in so that it is focusing on the man's mouth)

ANGIE: Stone sometimes you lack class.
OSCAR: What do you mean? (Turns to face Angie)
Meanwhile Danni is seated out in the waiting room reading a magazine when Dr. O'Shae enters.

DR O'SHAE: Janis! Miss Mitchell?
DANNI: (Looks up smiling) Oh, sorry. I was engrossed in your magazines. They're so old they're historical (Grins)
DR O'SHAE: Please come in.
DANNI: (The camera goes back over to Angie and Stone watching in the Com-V) Oh, I've been having this sharp pain up the back. It hurts whenever I eat anything or when I drink anything hot or cold for that matter.
DR O'SHAE: (Camera shot goes back to Dr O'Shae and Danni in the clinic) Let's have a look. (Danni open her mouth wide for Dr O'Shae to have a look inside)
DANNI: I haven't been flossing. Do you show video's?
DR O'SHAE: Oh that, it's out of order. I use it for the kids mainly. Cartoons can be a great pasifyer.
DANNI: (Trying to talk with her mouth wide open) Aha!
DR O'SHAE: Fortunately, there's no deterioration of the gums (using some scraping devise to closely look at her teeth and gums)
DANNI: Oh! Do I have to be conscious for this? (Dr O'Shae starts getting a little frustrated telling her to open) Ever since I saw marathon man, I've been a complete coward when it comes to dentists.
DR O'SHAE: Open!
DANNI: Actually that's why I came here cause your add in the `Yellow Pages' promises no pain.
DR O'SHAE: Open!..Nope, you've go a perfect set of teeth. (Camera shot transfers back to the com-V)
DANNI: Well I, I can feel pain up the back here
DR O'SHAE: (Camera shot goes back to clinic scene) But there's no signs of decay.
DANNI: Well isn't there anything you can give me so I don't feel any pain?
DR O'SHAE: Believe it or not I have had the occasional patient paying a dental problem just to be drugged out.
DANNI: I'm not imagining it.
DR O'SHAE: Right, well will get some x-rays done just to be sure.
Camera shot goes back to Stone and Angie in the com-V.
ANGIE: Nope, he's not going to do anything (Stone looks over at Angie and shakes his head).
Later at the crim-plex after Angie, Danni and Oscar arrive back.
DANNI: Maybe he's onto us.
ANGIE: And maybe he's not going to do anything?
DANNI: And maybe he is.
All the members of the unit are gathered around for the briefing exept Pete, who's off with Carlo.
MAC: Ok, we're going to have to move fast on this. I've been searching the database looking for female officers who's teeth aren't so great. Not the sort of information you'd find on a personal file. Vere going to have to follow this up by phone. Now all of this is going to take time.

OSCAR: Well, we can make some calls to.
MAC: Great, can you make sure these girls have at least thee years active service?
DANNI: What time are the female patients booked in tomorrow?
MAC: Ah, late afternoon we better hurry.
ANGIE: I'll do it. I'll go in.
MAC: Are you sure?
ANGIE: Yeah, I love challenges. That's why I took this job, right.
MAC: Ah, what about you're teeth? When was the last time you went to the dentist?
ANGIE: Ah, (giving a guilty look) ten, twelve years maybe. Look! I don't see the point in going unless it's really hurting.
OSCAR: Remember Ange, fifteen seconds. Thta's how quick we can be in there.
ANGIE: Yeah, no can we not talk about it too much!
MAC: Yeah ok, let's get moving. Danni can you call Mrs O'Shae and make an appointment?
Later on Peter goes over to Carlo place where he finds him throwing a tantrum and smashing all the windows with a base ball bat screaming: "You bastard!, You bastard!"

Later on back at teh crimplex Angie is in the locker rooms getting dressed for her appointment at the dentist she is wearing a marron, low-cut top with button's at the back. She is looking at herself in the mirror when Stone enters the room.

OSCAR: Hi!
ANGIE: Hi! (Angie reaches back to try and button up her blouse)
OSCAR: Here, I'll help. (starts buttening up her blouse for her)
ANGIE: Ah, thanks.
OSCAR: Look Ange, I know you're worried about this. But everythings going to be fine. We'll be in...
ANGIE: I know, fifteen seconds. It'll be the longest fifteen seconds of my life.
OSCAR: Sorry!
ANGIE: It's ok, You know, you can't know what this feels like.
Oscar finishes buttoning Angie's blouse and Angie turns around to face him.
ANGIE: Well, this'll do I suppose.
OSCAR: It's not going to work...The buttons are at the back.
ANGIE: What?
OSCAR: For O'Shae to get to you, the buttons are going to have to be at the front you know.
ANGIE: Yeah right! I wan't thinking (goes to unbutton her blouse)
OSCAR: Oh here! let me. (starts unbuttoning her blouse for her and once finished places his hands on her shoulders for reasurance) I'm not going to let this guy do anything to you.
ANGIE: I know, but he has to do something otherwise we can't charge him.
OSCAR: I'm just trying to reassure you.
ANGIE: I know, but you can't.
OSCAR: Alright! sorry.
Later on Angie goes along to the dentist to pay a visit to Dr O'Shae where she is asked by Dr O'Shae when the was the last time she visited the dentist and that she was a very naughty girl and should avoid after dinner sweets. He then tells her she will need two filling rather urgently and that they're rather large fillings to which Angie replys, `Yeah, that'd be great!' Angie is later given `Hypnovile', a general anesthetic and is knocked out while she is having her teeth tended to by Dr O'Shae and his wife, whom he later sends out of the room and locks the door, while he hits on Angie while Mac and Danni watch on in the com-V and Stone and the SOGS wait outside for the signal to go in.

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