Mac: We’ve got no proof he was approaching Angie for sex.
Danni: Yeah, he could’ve been checking out the weird looking boy!
Ange: Hey! You do the drag act next time miss!
Sam: You hate me don’t you?
Angie: I hate… what your doing to yourself. You could’ve been anything. I don’t know what happened.
Sam: Either do I.
Angie: Do you really want me to help you? Do you?
Same: (Nods)
Angie: Ok then we’re gunna do it my way.
Danni is trying to get information about red lights from a member of the tax office. She is wearing a really low cut black top and jean and has her hair and face all done up.
Manager: Hi I’m the manager can I help you?
Danni: Yeh um I’m researching red light cameras for an article im writing for Heron magazine.
Manager: Very nice magazine
Danni: Thankyou
Manager: Nice women! Please… fire away
Danni: Ok um right, say a a particular camera operating at an intersection and the car runs the red, it’ll automatically trip the camera yes?
Manager: Correct. There are these loops in the road ajacent to the (missed word.) when the light’s red and a car crosses the lines it hits the loops and snap.
Danni: And it happens every time, its not selective?
Manager: Automatic every time.
Danni: So whenever a flash goes off a picture’s taken.
Manager: That’s the theory
Danni: Right and theres no chance of systems failure?
Manager: (shakes head)
Danni: None what so ever?
Manager: Have you got any I.D. on you miss…?
Danni: Bambi
Manager: Bambi?
Danni: Just bambi! Chow!
Danni: I come to you for support and what do I get? Sarcasm.
Peter: That’s about all I can afford right now!
Mac: So that’s it, it’s official, we’re easing off on pedafiles!
Jim Courtney (assist. Commissioner): We’ll have another go when things calm down!
Mac: Hey, why don’t we hold a press conference! About pervert-
Jim: Shut it down! Shut it down!
Mac: Pete, get Al Capone [meaning Carlo] on the job ASAP, set him up with a computer in the bunk house.
Pete: What about our principals?
Mac: Ass comissioner Courtney’s got them stashed in his bottom draw. You make sure we nail these bastards! (Slams the door!)
Danni: Pete, I’ve been thinking?
Peter: Uhoh!!
Carlo: You on with her? [Danni]
Pete: (Looks at him saying no.)
Carlo: Mate, she’s got a great rack!
Pete: (whacks him over the head!)
Carlo: What? It was a compliment. Mate I could spent hours with those things!
Danni: Ready, push! [car]
Pete: Take the handbreak off!
Danni: Oh shit! Sorry!
Danni and Peter are at Pete’s place. Pete is cooking dinner, celebrating because they proved that the traffic authority manager was crooked, and Pete now gets a new car.
Danni: It’s a cute place you got here!
Pete: Yeah, very nearly perfect.
Danni: Why what’s the problem?
(Drums start up)
Pete: Neighbours a drummer!
Danni: Your kidding!
Pete: Nar, doesn’t bother me, I don’t sleep much anyway.
Danni: Me neither, always been a bit of a night owl.
Pete: Oh yeah doesn’t that ah… ah... doesn’t that bug your -
Danni: Boyfriend? I don’t have one.
Pete: Hard to believe, I mean…you not…that…ugly! (Takes a sip of wine)
Danni: Laughs! Do you know how hard it is to find a single heterosexual man that’s drug free, solvent AND intelligent.
Pete: There are one or 2 of us left.
Danni: You?
Pete: What?
Danni: (Laughs)
Pete: What?
Danni: (continues drinking wine and laughing) Mmhm I’m sorry, mmhm I’m sorry!
Pete: (Gives her a very confused look.)
Danni: Oh come on Pete, don’t be cute. Everyone knows you’re a screamer!
Pete: I’m a what?
Danni: Screamer, its no big secret, you’re the biggest girl in the squad, nothing to be ashamed of!
(Drums start a steady beat as Pete walks over from the stove…very slowly… and stands very close to Danni who turns to face her body towards him.)
Pete: Ever been kissed by a girl?
(He pulls her towards him and kisses her, it isn’t long before she kisses him back.)
Danni: Not bad…
Pete: For a girl.
Danni: For a girl!
(She pulls him towards her and they kiss strongly, trying to get each other’s clothes off, climbing on top of Danni’s car.)
Carlo: You are on with her! Mate, she’s got big… (Church goes to whack him) career prospects! She’s gunna go places.
Pete: (Danni’s car goes bang as she drives off) Not in that car!
Carlo: You mean to tell me that you two are doing the tango and she won’t even have a meal with you?
Pete: Here we go!
Carlo: Churchy mate you need to listen to me, I’m good with the chics!
Pete: Oh yeah, I’m sure you’ve got a big chic list!
Carlo: Mate listen, you gotta take her our for a nice dinner…