Oscar: Don’t you reckon it’s a bit cruel?
Ange: What, picking the sad pathetic loser of the day? Na!
Oscar: (In com-v) It’s like a Gel. (Mac looks at him.) Well just incase you didn’t know!
Pete: Must be weird.
Danni: What?
Pete: What did it look like?
Danni: It had your eyes.
Pete: Yeah.
Danni: Course not you dickhead!
Mac: No but the computer records did contain some basic info about past adopting parents.
Pete: Enough for a trace?
Danni: I’m working on that.
Mac: What’s useful is that they also cater to couples who fall outside departmental guidelines pertaining to suitability.
Pete: In what way?
Mac: In a sexual orientation sort of a way. Fertilities not an issue boys!
Pete: Oh shit!
Oscar: (Eating doughnut.) What?
(Angie is laughing!)
Pete: Umm do we really wanna get these guys that bad?
Pete: So…?
Mac: What?
Pete: (funny voice) What do I wear?
Coming out of Dr. Office.
Pete: Just keep with the program, you might have blown it.
Oscar: I am with the program, and don’t touch me again all right!
Pete: Ahh you loved it!
Angie: Here we go, 45 but still groovy. No that’s just wrong.
Pete: (gives Oscar a big hug and squeezes his mouth together) We’re gunna have a baby!
At Doctors Office.
Dr.: Normally we don’t encourage face to face meetings, but Phillipa was quite insistent.
Pete: Any idea why?
Dr.: She probably just needs reassurance.
Oscar: Anything Mitch and I can do to convince her of our love and commitment to each other, we’ll be happy to do it! Won’t we!
Pete: Absolutely.
(Ange and Danni in the com-v laughing.)
Angie: Lay it on with a trowel Oscar!
Dr.: Phillipa’s a simple girl with a fairly uncomplicated view of the world.
Oscar: Nothing wrong with that.
Dr.: No. However she might not be so accepting of your lifestyle.
Oscar: What?
Pete: (Turns to face Stonie) She might have a problem with her baby going to a couple of gay boys!
Dr.: I just think it would avoid creating a problem if only one of you were present.
Stonie: What, and deny who we are?
Pete: Colin, take a walk.
Stonie: Why me?
Angie: (In com-v) Because Pete’s wearing the wire doufus!
Danni: We’re in trouble now.
Angie: Why’s that?
Danni: Church playing the model Dad!
Ange: (Laughs.)
Danni: At least it won’t take long.
Pete: Hi, if your baby inherits your looks it’ll be very lucky.
(Com-v)
Danni: Oh good one Pete, start off by chatting her up!
Pete: How…how…
Danni: I told you!
Pete: Sometimes the simplest questions are the toughies hey. Okay um… how will I be a good dad. I know it won’t be easy. But to be honest with you Philipa I’ve spent a long time being scared to death of parenthood. (Camera goes to com-v, showing Danni listening.) My own father he was a troubled man, not that he was a bad man it’s just that he had problems that never let him be the father that he should’ve been. (Camera goes back to Pete and Phillipa.) All the things I missed out on as a kid, I don’t want that to happen to my kid, I want them to have the best. But if you want me to give you some sort of guarantee I’ll be a be a good father, or…well I dunno I can’t but I can promise you this one thing, I’ll try the best I can, and I’ll always be there for them.
Angie: You gotta hand it to Pete, he is good!
Danni: (Crying)
Ange: Danni he’s not the father is he?
Danni: (Turns her head to look at Ange and nods slightly.)
At Pub.
Stone: That ah, that’s pretty heavy duty… Danni!
Pete: Oh yeah.
Stone: You didn’t take precautions?
Pete: (Gives him a look.)
Stone: Guess not... Mate!
Pete: (takes a drink) Yeah…
Oscar: Mmm, well I can’t say I blame you…for being unfaithful to me!